Quotes about “Fake fuckers”
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okay, that's kind of brilliant actually. i don't know where i am. i really don't know where i am. i think there is a... oh wait. oh, go to the right, robocop! i didn't know where i was. i didn't know who i was. it's very hard to tell sometimes where you are. see you in hell, fuckers. yeah, is that you, josh? yep. that's me. yeah, that's the dream team right there. fake snickers, a fake heart. no. lemon, nice, nice.
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i'll get it. sad. it's just sad. it's so sad sad sad sad. fuckers won't even wash their hands after they take a shit. they're gonna tell me you should wash your apples all the time. what the fuck? what are you talking about? i washed my hands every time. that's fake fucking news. that's fake news! i wasn't talking about you, i was talking about chat. that's also fake news though.
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i do see it on a lot of vanessa's. my horny ass could not go to the fairy shop if i was in the bazaar. honestly, i think you guys are like fake fuckers to be honest with you. i think the horniest people are doing the least fucking, i guess is what i'm trying to say. there's a jerk to fuck continuum in society and i don't know where it's been historically.
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no it wasn't, it's still too hot. i didn't fake that one. it still tastes delicious. it's just a little bit, you know, too much energy in there for the old mouth to take. alright. yeah, eventually these fuckers will find you. even if you think you're in the greatest hiding spot of all time, the massive infamy don't give a shit. they will hunt you down like jude law in that movie. repo? is that jude law? i can't remember. repo man, that was it. wow, what a shitty movie. okay, now.
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that would be good. it'd be tough, it'd be hard as hell. no i could do it. apparently shazam's not a real word which is bullshit by the way. it is a real word. shank is a video game. oh! ouch! okay. now i'm trying to go through the letters because these other fuckers, fake me has more lives than me. oh yeah no names. uh... doge. what? roughhouse. fought. oh there's only one h nick!
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that's even more fake than dick skin is. you're making it worse. i'm going. that was not smart. never mind. thank you! people are saying, these people are crazy. dick skin is a term. lot of people out there are saying dick skin is a real term, okay? there's dozens of us. i can't believe we made it. okay, survive for a second. which one of you fuckers said this phase is easier?
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so i want them to be like who's this guy who guessed panama oh brother the fuckers wait, what was that? what's the rwanda secret? maybe that's what the big blur is. i thought it was over wanda like red dirt or something. i don't know this is a fake iceland fake iceland fake iceland. oh
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my horny ass could not go to the fairy shop if i was in the bazaar. honestly, i think you guys are like fake fuckers to be honest with you. i think the horniest people are doing the least fucking i guess is what i'm trying to say. there's a jerk to fuck continuum in society and i don't know where it's been historically.
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what was your prom try? pick an emoji. that's all i did. yeah, yeah, yeah. so what would you fuckers have done? i have a history of picking badly. what would you have picked, man? don't say anything. i would have picked a penis looking emoji. yeah, i figured it would at least give you a fake prom. no, the emoji ones are like impossible. well, i swear when i had the emoji one once it was like pick a food emoji at least. it normally puts you in the right category, i think. yeah. well, i don't know. the first thing i had on mine was sunglasses. so if you click off that category tab was...
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i thought it was implicit when i said food poisoning is fake is also like don't eat food out of the garbage can. is that what he did? yeah, basically. that's what a chicken's army is, is garbage chicken. chicken garby. have you uh, soothed yet, austin, by the way? here's the thing, and this is what you need through. yeah, it's exactly what you fuckers won't realize, is that you gotta prove that this place food poisoned you.
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