Quotes about “Expedition”
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3809.980
why? i mean you can see it's kind of funny. is it funny like happening for me? all i do now is watch people open battle for zendikar booster boxes on youtube anyway. and then i get mad if they open an expedition, but if they don't open an expedition by the end i'm like, why did i even watch this stupid fucking video? i honestly expect that those are the youtube videos that you do watch. dude, i'm fucking with you.
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6698.820
aww baby. it was not bad actually. what did it do, like 60? 50 or 21? the last stranger talked to me... oh i said it a lot. this is actually true. the last stranger that talked to me did offer to sell me a magic the gathering expedition. but it was at a magic store. so you know, context is everything. if you're inside of a building and a stranger talks to you, evaluate the building that you're in and then decide what an appropriate reaction is.
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6724.620
think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man.
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6757.420
pay dividends. yo, doc, you wanna go on an expedition? drown little freddy? wow, you got a worm over there hiding in the cave. oh yeah, i got worms all over the place that you wouldn't even know about. you wouldn't even know? i feel bad. it's alright, you know. worms is worms, man. worms come and worms go. that's how they roll. thank you beastman studios for the subscription!
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1028.140
i'm gonna pull out three of them just to spite you. yay man! we've got our place at a gideon's. if you get foils i'd be happy for ya. honestly, i didn't even pull out the expedition land in the other box. my friend opened that pack. but it was, i mean i bought the packs but he got the good one. it belongs to you. yes, it's mine! give it here. you got to open it. you took my joy.
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1051.640
what's great is that mathis has been opening like a lot or has opened a lot i don't know if he still if i should still be using the present tense and his whole goal was just to get one expedition and then you just got one on a whim my girlfriend's salty that i'm talking about magic or something it was her idea and she helps me open the packs. yeah, i let her just open all the packs most likely it's a most part and we all need an enabler yeah
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8905.700
cobalt my very first booster pack ever had a wooded foothills expedition land. that's really good. why don't you lucky? how much is that worth probably like a hundred bucks? yeah, i got a blood crypt that's also pretty good like it. it's sexy looking. oh medium difficulty yeah, i was a meteor difficulty level do we start on harden and higher you can try oh
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940.460
what was the wow reaction for fungalie? so it's a german horror movie and the premise is that there's this glacier that is like red, like blood. and this expedition team finds it and while they're there, really shitty timing if you ask me, the thing happens to have started melting because of global warming. and these little cellular like mutagens get loose into the air and like they area around and they're like fucks up their dog.
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10078.440
what's the expected value of a box? well now, for zendikar and stuff, it's horrible. but at the time, it was like if you got an expedition, each one was like 150 bucks. so each one paid for the box it was in, basically. yeah.
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9667.240
this is a f ryan, you really fucked this one up. what are you talking about? colin, look at this! that wall's so silly! you think i haven't seen it? i've clearly seen it. you can rotate stuff, you know, you didn't have to settle. madman. what are we gonna do an expedition into the sinkhole? i want to see what's down there. we need to make a... ...repelling grappling hook or something. alright, i'll get one more log. p.a.
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10039.940
are you dead? it's like a weird walnut over here. if we have 31 sticks, we can make an animal trap. yo, we need to get some water, man. someone's gotta make a turtle shell. okay, i'm gonna scour. i'm off on an expedition, cause nobody wanted to come with me. oh, sorry, um... no, it's fine. i actually found something already. get a turtle shell. i didn't find that, but i did find part of the plane, which seems like a good thing. it's not as good as a turtle shell, honestly. you don't know what it is? it might be full of candy bars. if it's full of turtle shells, i'll be pretty stoked.
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1285.080
i got to meet mathis actually and dan. you mean you had to meet mathis. who's mathis again? do i know him? i've never heard of him. i think he's like a youtuber or something. he does like uh... like survival games or something? uh, who doesn't in this day and age. you know, daima doesn't basically. scream throughs. yeah. i was uh poking him about the magic cards a little bit and i was like, oh yeah, i got an expedition to land my first box, you know.
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529.080
i fell off a cliff and i didn't even die. fun. yeah, we have to go this way. yeah. i don't know, you guys, i know enough about you guys to not let you lead the expedition here. i mean, the minimap does have little eyes. i know, and that's what bothers me. bad guys. you guys love the meander. i was going towards the beacon though. i don't buy it for a damn second. oh, hello!
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6019.300
i'm gonna go watch my mouth out, i'll be right back. i love this walking animation. wait, what about this one? i feel like i got a couple of turkey legs. just two normal dudes going for an expedition. oh, it's a champion enemy, i guess. oh, he can't hit us if we're doing this. i mean, on my screen it definitely looks like he's hitting the shit out of you, but like... oh, he's flying close to me on my screen. oh, now he's mad. how do i clean up the shield? alright, i gotta go heal.
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8023.520
that explains 100% of everything by expedition but then it also has these like smarmy jump cuts in it like the villain he does like the ozzymandias thing he's like why would i tell you my plan if it
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