Quotes about “Elementary”
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home room to orchestra every day. yeah, i did the same thing with chorus. i always sang through pretty much from like elementary school through high school. yeah, i had a lot of band and chorus choir friends. the choir people were always the cool like stuck up people. were they? yeah. they're like the valedictorian and like all the smart people and stuff and... that's funny. oddly enough it was the opposite at my school. it was pretty much the orchestra people that were that way. really, we were so dorky.
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what? how good do your farts smell? how are they great? probably like coca cola when you think about it. yeah, maybe. i don't know where i fall on that, because in one side i'm like, i really don't like that you're just making fun of design, but at the same time you're trying to write. you're kind of right though, it's really silly. it didn't need a four minute video. yeah, probably not. like a documentary on the process of them coming up with, you know, the elementary design of a cup.
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we talked a little bit about the educational minecraft thing on round table and i had some really good comments on my video saying like how they have coding classes now in elementary school. i was so jealous. yeah, man. all i had was that shitty turtle and that is not coding. i would have had a totally different life trajectory most likely if i would have started learning that stuff in school instead of had to figure it out on my own on a shitty mac in 92. dude, i feel like family if you'd
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well, i'm not taking credit for any of it. i mean, i did go to high school with an actual famous person now. no, a lyndon b. johnson went to my elementary school. yeah, her twitter account just got banned today. lyndon b. johnson, her twitter account? no, azalea banks. oh, yeah. did it actually? her twitter account got nuked today. that's...
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i don't know if there's a paper taste that i noticed, but there's definitely a movement. dude! are you kidding me? i just don't know. no, you know when you get those like, because i have consumed milk in my life, so don't think that i've never consumed milk. you get like those milk cartons when you're in elementary school? yeah. i think it's when the milk like filters over the glue from the carton. it takes on a take that i don't think is unsafe, but may well be unsavory.
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i'd be calling you meinike all the time, there's no doubt. that was my elementary school experience, i was so tired of that shit. robbie rich. yeah, actually i have another friend who calls me robbie rich. robbie rich, that's so good! i'm so just infatuated with my last name, i don't know why it matters. no dude, i know what you mean. i'm like robert riccattone, robert... hell yeah!
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and he threatened me to go get it. and i was like, look, man, i don't know where it is. it flew out the window. well, actually, in a somewhat similar story. see, in elementary school, i was bullied quite a bit. and essentially, the only thing i enjoyed was drawing pictures. and i drew this picture of my champ and i did the thing.
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he's got a nose oh dip it dip it when i was in like elementary school um wait so i heard this was a porn story and you started when i was in elementary school yeah that's what well because it's one of the first times i've seen you know something dirty uh so i was in elementary school i was walking through the school yard and these older kids probably like high school age were walking through there and they came up to me and they're like hey you want to say something weird and i was like no and then they opened up a porno magazine
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you know nobody ever buys a ruler, you just accrue them through everyday life. or you steal them from your elementary school. we always used tape measures. you ever get to draw a straight line? no, not in school. why would i measure my dick in school? nobody! where'd you get the ruler? it's the perfect time to do it. yeah, that's when you do it. by the time i was old enough to be like, man, i should measure my dick, i no longer was in a school that needed rulers as one of the things. we gotta draw a straight line, man. what school did you go to? yeah.
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i didn't even do rulers in fucking middle school. like, rulers were like an elementary school thing, dude. what? yeah! i stopped needing rulers in middle school? look, like, you take geometry in middle school in like, tenth grade. or, no, that's high school. what are you talking about now at this point? geometry's the only class you need a ruler for. no, it's ridiculous. on the count of three, everyone say eighteen. okay. and that's our thick size. one, two, three, eighteen. nineteen.
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yeah, you can't buy that shit now. you also can't buy bb guns. yo, i was, when i was a kid, in my elementary school, they didn't even have ac yet. they didn't invent air conditioning. no one had ac apparently. they didn't have it then in the school that i went to. why would you need ac? you got summer vacation.
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they would play that in our gym class in elementary school almost every week. i don't know why that's why 80% of american males who are millennials are certifiably cockish what did you just say? i'm just messing with you. you've just kept your chat 15 seconds from now. senorita, i'm just kidding.
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they've made up this alternate history that we teach all the elementary school kids to make them feel happy about america. but that's like a whole other conversation that's probably a little politically charged. c3m91, thank you as well. i'm gonna be honest, like until like 36 minutes ago, i didn't know that there was a spanish american war. alright. you guys had a war with spain. what's up with that? like in the semi modern era, you had a war with spain.
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