Quotes about “Eight years ago”
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something tells me that's not how it's made. 32 ounces of greek yogurt. i don't know, i'm not really a yogurt guy. i will say it went bad eight years ago, so i'm not gonna give you jack shit for it now. 32 ounces, call this $11.99. call this $7.49. was i off by like an order of magnitude? $4.99, perhaps? okay, okay, how about $6.49?
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i don't like so much when they bring the heat on the college football question on the daily dozen. and kwon boldin played, well he played a lot with the cardinals and then he played for this nfc north team only eight years ago, nine years ago. that's crazy, who's in the nfc north man? that's the lions, the packers, and two other teams. maybe the vikings?
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you heard about the guy buying and returning anvils on amazon for the last eight months. that's kind of sick. i was actually asking my discord last night. like two years ago, i saw on reddit that there was like an exploit where canadian tesla enthusiasts could put a deposit down on a cybertruck for 10 grand canadian and then request a refund and they would give them 10 grand american back.
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how do i become a responsible adult like you? well, it's just like listen, you rise to the occasion of like what you're forced to rise to man. i really think back to when cobalt told me he was having a kid and i was like, i'm not to glaze myself like eight or nine years ago whenever it was, but i made an analogy that it was like i think having a kid might be like smacking the side of a pringles can. it's like either all your shit gets aligned or maybe like the chips break. i do feel like
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i had that happen. i went to a friend's super bowl party like seven years ago. all he had was coors light. i feel like i had like eight or nine coors lights. got home and i was like, i feel fantastic. i feel great. if you have like two fat tugs, you wake up in the morning and you're like, what the hell just happened? i had two beers in five hours. and i'm like, and i have diarrhea.
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every monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday. that's a good song. now is it song of the summer? no, because i think it came out like eight months ago. that's got to be like a mid 2023 banger. song of the summer is steal my sunshine by len, yet again. when a better song comes out, like we'll fucking give it its props, but we're still waiting, man. i've been waiting 25 years.
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i had i don't even know i had like seven or eight years of points saved up that i had basically never spent except that one time a lady asked to borrow our card to get the club price because she forgot hers and i was like yeah, no problem and then when she checked out the cashier was like do you want to use your reward points to get the bread for free? and she said oh, yeah anyway, that's a long time that that story is like probably five or six years ago, but it is a good one um
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are popular now, then i don't care, because it's gonna be geared towards the power rangers, you know, fans of now. you know, i doubt it's gonna be geared towards eight year old me. and if it's geared towards power rangers fans from like 20 years ago, i'm not gonna go to the theater to watch a new power rangers movie, like, based on the power rangers that i liked when i was nine.
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eight times? oh, halfway there. it's pretty silly. oh shit. whoa! oh god, vikings on a prayer! no! oh, i blew his head off! you wanna follow me around, josh? i'm gonna be a viking as well. oh sorry, i'm gonna be a pirate as well. you convinced me, josh. uh, it's a scary place, man. yo, whoa, a pirate's life for me! i went as a pirate for halloween like two years ago.
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and then when you ever have a problem, like, you had a problem when you were coding in like 1989? what do you do you crack open like a reference manual that's as thick as your fucking head? now you just put the error message into google and stack overflow goes like, oh yeah, eight years ago somebody had this problem and here's how you solve it. ski fall. what if google's out like yesterday? jesse!
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