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as every video series has ever done. shouldn't have taken ippacak. could have been a contender on this run. did you see if someone could mass produce egg holders? you know the things they do for hard boiled eggs? it'll just be your head to hold an egg. that's like terrible merchandise. why don't you sell a bunch of rocks that just say rock lee smile on them? i mean, that's not a terrible idea, really. it's horrible. you can sell hard boiled eggs. you put them on the dashboard of your car, maybe.
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i didn't mean to eat that burger sorry, i didn't hit anything find this surprising that there are funny hats to unlock as well and classes i know how you guys like hats. they're free. you don't have to pay extra for them how does nl lockpick with crab hands? maybe that's my problem. all you want to do is pinch. yeah pinch pennies pinch your money. hey one egg for you. oh, yeah, it's okay. that's for you. oh
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pretty solid not a lot going on. what is this? all through the ancient sacrifice ten gold. yeah, i've got 99 i could oh whoa the triangle that's the teleporter or a rain of arrows or a flame or which sounds best to you rain of arrows okay, i've got this now no more. oh my god. it just keeps happening that's pretty sweet, but then i have to recharge for a while egg over here. oh
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someone said, n.l., if you don't play bomb defusal simulator on tomorrow's nlss, i'll egg your head. this is a good time, or maybe it's a terrible time to bring up that i will not be doing an nlss tomorrow because i will be away from my computer previewing games in sunny san francisco. and i will also not be here as of the end of this week for two weeks, so this is the last time you'll see me on the nlss till near the end of october. almost november, yeah.
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actually, you know what? let's go first letters first and then we'll narrow it down, right? that makes no sense. i have a g. i have a double a. i have a z and an e. i have an m and a z. and i have a w. yeah, so i'm doing my aa. yeah, a. okay, next. i have a g. i have an e. i have an egg. okay. so e. i have an m and a z, so i think it's e. yeah, it's e. but it has an e? okay. anything before g. uh, no.
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oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode.
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i have four soy milks and it's still not very strong. four soy milks? yeah. why did he say the word that time? i've done it so... like one out of every 50 he'll say the word now. dude, that's the secret. that's 109. it's actually one out of every 109 times. n.l.'s egg shaped wig. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm doing my part to kill the 109 meme by just driving it into the ground.
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haha, i just made you kill your dad accidentally. whoops. yeah, he didn't agree. i'm samson. i like it. i like when you hit me. brownie's face is like exactly like egg cam. it's like most of the time he's just like whatever, but then occasionally he's like oh! and i shit myself every stream.
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eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door?
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story still gets me man. it's a it's an in joke if you ever had one. okay, i'm gonna don't touch me for like eight seconds. thanks. now get rekt. holy schnikes. oh yeah, like a dinosaur egg there for a sec. yeah, it was like a little bouncy ball thingy. oh, he's trying to dig his way into that freaking hedge. don't let him in there. i'm trying to keep it open for you.
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i love the turkey kill. i came back. i think i came back. catman do. catman don't. catman egg. you're lucky mister. what?! the rock blocks the grenade! sure does. oh that was just brutal. what happened there?
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well, this is like... it looks like there's atmosphere in the sky. yeah. this is after the romans terraformed it. wow. we haven't still landed on the moon, so we don't know what's up there. that's exactly 100% true. the moon tried to land on us with that, like sandy eggo. and trump gets to be president. sandy egg. then a new type of like, intel chip. sandy egg. oh, that was a great shot. great save! josh is on point. low gravity. it's because he grew up on the moon. i don't get it.
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oh! josh saved the day. let's get out of pinball mode. i don't know man. i'm liking it too. oh! ah! ah! holes in the butts! that might not go in. cause josh saved it. yesterday my math exam told me to find the length of nl and i nearly choked. i guess it was probably like find the length of an egg or something like that. it's okay. probably netherlands, right? nl?
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i mean if it's like an equation how long is the nl? it's probably like find the length of an egg. i had to guess maybe nl was the side of a triangle. it was the hypotenuse in the name. it's where they had to use the pythagorean theorem that sounds like a pretty tough exam are you sure they're ready for that kind of math in college? it's sure yeah, it might have been an intro to math. you don't know what college went to, you don't know level
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you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father.
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thank you very much zander dota for the $5 donation. nick, i missed you. the egg only diet was killing me. please never leave again. also play dota for free bugattis. yeah, you gotta get those free bugattis. oh, hey! dota has bugattis in it now? yeah, oh dude, it's had bugattis for like years. where the hell have i been? i know, you've been missing out on all the bugattis. bugatti, panzarate, john gotti. mm hmm. i'm a chump.
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sweet thanks for watching the northernlion live super show airs every monday wednesday thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except for wednesdays, which is a little bit earlier. thanks to today subscribers according to move out i think some of them were missed but dick fuck the dog smasher egg. oh, yes egg i love
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yeah, egg opa sarang hey, i love you egg father. the white knife. cracking up these games. shiny zebra. the jacko 189. jmanvy. or j m onvy. hallie96. it's probably hallie berry. think she was born in 96? boy that would make her like 19 now. that would make her 5 when she was in swordfish, which i have a little bit of a problem with. in like 6 when she's in monster's ball. xander dota. hainongman.
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or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash?
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yeah, yeah, my dude's shooting as well. he's not really like doing anything, but he's standing there and shooting. that's for sure. he looks angry. if he was a prime minister of russia, he'd be vladimir shooting. oh, he's leveled up! he's munching them now! he's munching the christ out of them! oh my god, he does like as much damage as like a third level bandage girl. oh. oh, what is he doing here? he looks like a weird egg. i think we might be on the same level.
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rose like fish egg. yeah, that's great lady named fish egg. oh my god that sounds like a like an plastic fill with zach braff in it. well, how do you say egg father again? this is the egg. was i like it's half english half korean. i know i liked it. it's like egg opa so wrong. hey, yeah as the one egg father. i love you egg father
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that's the show today. i unlocked brown for getting a level 2. egg dad wins. tell me when you unlock green. why don't we keep our channels? we'll start with a bear taffy. hi, i'm bear taffy. i'm selling his shirt. it's at teespring.com slash bear3. we just did our goal. hooray! so five days left. i'll put the link in chat. that's it.
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even remember it man. look at you. this is important. you know, it is it's important you have scatter bombs you egg. what are you talking about? i have scatter bombs. i have scatter shots i don't have scatter bombs notch hey, man, how you doing? 23 months in a row. fuck. wow a long time. thanks solid appreciate that dude. it's a long time. that's crazy. it's not that long like in the life of the dreams okay
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how deep is that? i don't even get it. how much do i have to analyze that to understand it? is it just a misspelling? do they mean to say febreeze and you just like spritz off your head a little? no, i don't think it's barbara febreeze. faberge? faberge! oh! it's a faberge egg. febreege! there could be treasure inside of that. oh man. barry, i'm so... barry!
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how could you not be for omelettes? you hate eggs, that's why. an omelette is like the purest form of eggs, so yeah, if you're anti omlette, you're actually no, it's not actually the purest form at all. what are you talking about? the purest form is a fried egg sunny side up. well, well, no, it's a hard boiled would it have to be the purest form of an egg? not at all. not at all. you can see the whole egg spread out with all the surface area in front of you on the frying pan. that's way better than the hard boiled where you don't even know if there's a yolk in the middle.
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what happened to the yolk? why wouldn't there be yolk in the yolk? look, i'm not saying it's not there. i'm just saying you gotta you can't make assumptions about eggs. i'm done talking about the eggs with you. alright, alright. this shot was amazing. alright, alright. it's like a fucking cruise missile. boop! that was really good. raw egg is purest egg. yeah? i would agree with that. yeah, you wanna slurp a raw egg in your mouth? that's not that's a begging question, nick. oh. it's a fallacy. that's a logical fallacy. the jimmy fallon sy. i hate egg guys.
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yeah dude, d's nuts. when the hell is he gonna be on one of the debates? he's only 15 so he can't stay out late enough to be in the debates. don't go in. that went in. stupas. have you ever scared that whatever's developing in egghead's egg will hatch and devour us all? i saw the show the head. i know how it ends. hey josh, did you tell nl your fallout 4 character looks like a garbage gordon freeman? he kinda does. garbador.
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is this an egg salad floor? it is an egg salad floor is this an egg salad floor? dude i learned my lesson i bought egg salad the other day and i only got a half pound this time so that way i can't fuck myself over again that's so fucking gross why? i don't know why like if you say grams of egg salad it's not as disgusting as soon as you start throwing pounds in there it's just like it was less than one
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when it's halloween. so, was it because of the fact that it was multiple items or because it was multiple meats? if he had ordered like some non, like say some some egg salad and also two meats would that have lessened the impact? you know what? it's illogical but i think it would have. because i'd be like okay this guy's not just living a decadent sandwich lifestyle you know built a variety. he's getting like a balanced meal here and like maybe he's throwing a picnic or something like that.
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it's true. no one ever shoot me again, rob. i think an egg head would understand that. oh god, it's a strafing run! now! everybody get up! everybody get up, it's time to slam now. we got a new strafe going down. did you just try to throw that on there? welcome to the strafe slam. oh my god, we're so good. what if i drop that on the shovel?
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