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was that supposed to be jeff dunham's... yes. ...fockmed the dead terrorist puppet? i knew! we've reached a new low. that is a new low. i never thought we would see jeff dunham gigs on here.
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and they found who is it barry found like a ventriloquist doll. oh god. you're talking about i think worse yeah, and he took it to jeff something an expert with some shit with some show like that maybe it wasn't sword but they actually took it to jeff dunham to get an appraisal on it as like
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oh yeah, i could really use this. we could put this guy in like, we could give it like some blackface so we could put one of those pointy hats on it and then make it a racist stereotype of like an asian farmer or something. i'll give you $10 million for it. that's my jeff dunham impression. is he really racist? i think, oh man, the dead terrorist is like racist. oh yeah, that's pretty racist, i guess. but like, who's gonna be the guy who says that? cause you don't want to be like, i'm pro terrorism. you know, oh, you're taking the terrorist side, but he's just a puppet, man.
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so is jeff dunham, ironically enough. jeff dunham's just a puppet. the koch brothers and the pepsi brothers. oh shit. woo! oh i won by a lot. oh i knew it, i knew it.
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yeah that would be fun if they had that. oh my! oh i thought i hit you. there we go. nice game. oh nice fucking macareno game. who is the canadian are you smarter than a fifth grader host? oh you didn't know? jeff dunham. it's colin macri. oh. oh he's not bad. oh god. no smart move! this guy. oh you literally have to land the attack right away.
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i went to one of my christmas parties when i was visiting home and guess what was playing on the tv and everyone was having a great time enjoying it. jeff dunham. jeff dunham's christmas special. i'll even take the blue collar comedy tour over just jeff dunham. yeah, i would take any of them individually over jeff dunham. i mean ron white's pretty funny actually. yeah he's the one where they used to call him tater salad i heard.
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doesn't mean i remember his name. he was originally a youtuber and he did... yeah. well, his name ends in um, so i think he's probably jeff dunham. jeff dunham was a youtuber once. probably. you know, actually chat was saying bill burr as well. i actually do like bill burr's stand up, but i just need to watch more. i know he came out with a new special on netflix. i like bill burr sometimes as well, but he's got like the opposite of the david cross problem.
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i kinda wanna mercy kill this run. we oversimplified jeff dunham too, but nobody had a problem with that. well who's gonna defend jeff dunham though? there are no sacred cows on this show except for all the things we steer away from as soon as we bring them up. like mandingo.
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you're like a little jeff dunham right there. gross. if you can't beat mouth, you can't beat rob. that is such a false dilemma. i was cleaning this floor and then mouth jumped on my back and put me in a choke hold.
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oh, jeff thorton. you guys are good. yeah, jeff dunham could have been a dinosaur. we've got a lot of time in this game. like, i mean you're basically on robert's level right now, so everybody's got to start somewhere. it didn't translate into skills for me. i just stopped caring about winning and then, uh, you just do that, josh. stop caring about winning and you'll be fine. i've never cared. good. like in general or about winning?
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yeah, i'm proud of that. i'm proud of that. i think we should go that. that's like a good one. yeah, it's a better joke honestly. thanks, i needed points. and it's like, it's g rated, which i respect. mm hmm. because i don't like it when comedians swear. yeah. really? i only watched jeff foxworthy. yeah, only jeffs, really. foxworthy, dunham. there's probably more.
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the most ubiquitous thing about tim allen, it's like jeff dunham. you know he's a ventriloquist and he's stupid. ventriloquist? ventriloquist? i don't care about anything to do with dummies. fucking god, i'm so good. i said the vowel in the middle of the word, ron. fucking moron. ventriloquism or ventriloquism? that's the one art that i have no problem if it dies out forever. i don't know why, but i get the idea that like,
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in my headcanon, jeff dunham is actually like a huge snob. like he takes the puppet off and then he becomes like sideshow bob. can't wait to sample the newest zinfandel from the goa region. this jump is not okay. this whole level is not okay. i'm sorry for ruining your bit but this jump fucking pisses me off. one of these days we're gonna make it past.
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i always imagine when like dogs are barking. what just happened? alright, someone tell me what happened. bear, did you watch my ball pit? oh, we're supposed to ride the wall. that's true. girls don't like boys. girls like cars and money. mmm, that's a good point, yeah. boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny. unless it's... what's that comedian's name that everybody doesn't like? lewis c.k. jeff dunham. unless it's amy schumer! yeah, she's a jerk. amy schumer is a lot funnier than jeff dunham.
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fuck marry kill japan amy schumer yep house of representatives member chuck schumer, okay killed jeff dunham a brain schumer no, it's not. i don't know what a brain schumer is that it's like a tumor pronounced weird like you got amy schumer chuck schumer chuck norris no, that's you got too many links there. it's like a three parter no the links don't work though
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all right, let's see. you silly people, you could have had extra hearts with me. but no. i believe nick is a ventriloquist puppet. they get a bonus heart every time they date someone that was rejected the night before. like jeff dunham. and then rob is the monster slayer. at the end of the game, the monster hunter gets a bonus heart for every time they date the monster type they've been told to hunt. ooh. but it was the glob. it was chad. oh, yeah. yeah. i told him. i told him that.
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drink beers together, you're not invited anymore. you think in the twitch stream history books, the costume streamers are gonna be like andrew dice clay or that one dude who plays with puppets and is kinda racist? jeff dunham? yeah, jeff dunham. god damn, i hate jeff dunham. which puppeteer? he's the worst. yeah, he's pretty lame.
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all i know is josh allen told me if it ain't white, it ain't right. so... i really like when jeff dunham, well, i mean, it's really achmed that makes the joke, but when he says, silence! i kill you. it's like, i really like it because it's like a callback and at the same time it tells me when to laugh.
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done, you know, dozens of make a wish appearances or something like that. yeah, i could see it. yeah. so, like, basically we're pieces of garbage. can you imagine? this is, like, now a sad story, but i'm gonna tell it anyway, because this is extremely on brand. like a make a wish kid and their dream is for jeff dunham to do the oz, med, the dead terrorist act at their bedside.
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fossered it. fucking... no. dunham. the guy who made twisted metal and god of war, actually. yes, but his name does not start with jeff. you're thinking of... something with a j, though. david jaffa. david jaffe, yeah. that's the one. he's not a cake, yeah. i don't know. how would you pronounce j a f f e? he pronounces it jaffe. i made it. put an i in there or something. win number three. okay, i've done my duty for the day.
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