Quotes about “Drunk right now”
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big buffs please. i mean this person, they got a great team. but please keep in mind, they did also end up rolling a snail. we do lose though. all right, well you're not drunk. fair enough. two snails saved. consider yourself saved. ox goes, you're just a temporary, you're just a cog in the machine. spider for dog, combination. level four, i don't see how we can't roll a penguin right now.
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and we're doing this podcast and northernlion, or ryan, i am not even calling you normal. i woke up early to do this. he woke up early but he's drinking soju in like the crack of dawn. also i was smashed last night, i can't believe i wasn't hungover today. anyway! it's okay, he woke up drunk really. i did, i never sobered up. hi mom. okay, rapid fire news, 30 seconds. okay everyone be quiet for 3 seconds. right now?
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no, no, it's gone. you can't stop it there. the story is like more problematic if you stop it. i forgot, i forgot. i respect him because this is how i feel when i'm drunk and he goes, are we okay fucking idiot? and it's like, okay, well, i'm good. i guess it's evil to make people laugh now. well, yeah, you know, you're you and elon musk, right? you want to bring comedy back? i'm not an ex anymore. i don't know what that means.
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it's like if i'm silly right now damn must be drunk all the time. what? you know it's really good to do what? oh yeah
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so true. on public freakout, some drunk trucker went behind the counter and grabbed nuggets right out of the warming station. they have self serve mcdonald's now? they should make, dude, if they made a mcdonald's buffet, that shit would go hard. holy cow. that would be, just make one in chicago or something like that. it should be fine. mcdonald's might be the most dangerous place you go to. i mean, i would say yeah. like vancouver,
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surge pricing is basically like the logical endpoint of supply and demand. it's... pardon me. it's new year's eve. lots of people are drunk and want to get home. we're gonna charge 40% more for our ride because there's a lot of demand right now. i'm not actually against it. i'm just saying like, you know, without being needlessly cynical that is kind of like the exact purpose of it. so moviepass is like, it's like uber for movies.
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but i didn't know that was there. we can come up here and shop with these guys, but i actually don't need anything right now. and i don't think if i bring out my inventory... ahh, 357 krona. it's enough to get you blackout drunk, but it's not enough to buy anything really. but it's nice that there's a shop there, so if we get too much loot, we can just sell it.
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i mean, i might be a yuppie. i'm kind of straddling the line. you're a yuppie, yeah. yeah, i'll take it. i'll live with it. i've had times where like i've gotten drunk and i'm like, people will be like, what do you want to listen to? and i'm like, you got to put on this cool g rap song where he talks about killing a dude in a taxi cab. that's not cool at all. and then like, never once have i been like, i gotta hear mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you right now. not only do i have to hear it, but other people have to hear me hearing it. that's too far. that's a bridge too, too low. yeah.
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so they actually make graphics cards specifically to mine bitcoins now? yeah i know, i tried to buy one for lynn when we built her computer and they were sold out. oh really? not for bitcoin mining but just we needed a graphics card and it was the right one apparently. you know you're really drunk when you fall over backwards into a tree or you think a taco truck sells pizza.
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v v v tory! la la la la la va va va tory! da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! all right, we're not dead yet, though. we're not dead drunk. we're not dead drunk. now what you do, you go back to security. oh, the long way. this one's gonna sting. mine is two basketballs. dining room, can't make it through the fireplace. conference room has a door on the right.
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i don't feel the drunkenness, but my sober brain, which lies somewhere in a hole deep inside of my drunk brain right now, understands that i must be drunk. if that makes any sense at all. probably not. in any case, let's get all this stuff. pretty smooth walk in here. like so. and like so. pretty good. can we go three for three? yes we can.
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