Quotes about “Drunk”
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3899.160
i did the stupidest thing. i saw that. the thing is that made it worse though is i just drank the vial that gave me 50 hp back right before i blew that up and took it back away. wait, can we break this? oh, i got an achievement. yeah? early in the morning. i hate being drunk in video games. yeah, it always does the same thing. it's always annoying. it's always the worst! it should at least give you stat bonuses though, right? i would think that it does. you get extra charisma.
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3937.500
whoa, careful. you see me roast and toast that guy though? oh, nick! oh no. you kicked me into the abyss you son of a bitch. i'm sorry. that's inadvisable. i'm gonna have to live long enough being drunk straight up killed me there. i held left, he walked right. wouldn't be the first time in human history.
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4472.760
my head's already... oh yeah, i see what you mean. yeah, your head's a butt. my head's a butt, so if i have to be more of a butt, i don't really care. whoops. full health, random demonic power, and a curse. that sounds scary. yeah, i got like no money. i don't have enough for either. drink the schnapps? you saw how this went last time? oh, i got drunk. what did i think would happen? fell off a cliff! that's true, that was good. it's like that one part in groundhog day.
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2792.840
help. okay. nick, you also missed the the birth of me finding this youtube channel that i love. what's that? called one pug life one. it's like this dude from rural canada who gets people drunk and invites them over to his farm and then, you know, i know that there could be a lot of sinister ends to that sentence but instead he has like all this like modified like
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3483.380
i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy.
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9315.100
what is it? the coors light ads, man. get me every time. like the new coors light can has the easiest pour ever. has that ever been a problem for anybody in history? easy money. drunk people tend to get worse at pouring. i can't figure out how to pour this beer into my mouth. i need an easy pour can with a wide mouth lid. they want to make sure it's nice and easy so when you're driving they'll go right in your mouth.
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3035.980
which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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10310.540
i was everyone trying to say that i'm drunk. i am not drunk. it's a persistent stream meme. you just got up at 10am to start drinking. yeah, fuck fallout, man. you changed something about this area? it looks a little different to me. the ground looks kind of like...weirder. this is normal urban, right? or is this urban night? i mean, i can't say if it's urban, but i think i've got the night part pretty much down. i would give that a 10 4.
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11022.080
wow, well done. this is impressive. is this fun to go backwards? i don't know, this guy was calling me drunk before, now he says nl for prez? i don't know, like... you came clean about being sober, so he appreciates your... oh, now i'm cool, yeah. yeah, your honesty. ooh, tandem shot, here we go. oh, ow. people don't fucking hate the modifiers. just like constantly rejoining. i mean, you did that in the last match.
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9380.060
it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah.
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1039.060
lazy worm sounds like a great name for like a pub the lazy worm and then they say serve tequila and then on the sign it has a drunk worm and he's going it's just another name for whiskey dick man. there you go. yeah, he's the old lazy worm come to the lazy worm give yourself a lazy worm i want to get out of bed in the morning? okay, we got a little bit of pyro going on what oh
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11648.980
i use my mirrors. i'm always on ball cam. nick was the drunk driver there, i was helpless. nice! nice. was that you ryan going in to steal my kill? yeah, steal your goal not ensure we score our third one of the night. you're just... we've actually got a chance to win this one, two minutes. given our track record i'd say it's probably guaranteed. it's like flipping a coin, eventually you have to land on heads.
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thanks. i didn't think you'd be so tickled by that. he makes fun of my air horn sound. my air horn sound was like, eh eh eh. it's like a dolphin. it sounds like a drunk train. do it again. i want to hear it again. now that you want to, it's like, it's harder. the pressure's on. yeah. that's so good! it's not like i put any thought into it either. this is just how it came out. how do you do that?
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you know, there's like some guys like, oh, hey, the captain, uh, got a heart attack and the co pilot's drunk. can anyone fly this plane? you know, the stewardess, that's an antiquated term, but the flight attendant is not going to be like, all right, who believes in themselves? they're going to be like, is there a pilot on board? that'd be great though if they did ask that. i would really enjoy that a lot. who had a hearty breakfast this morning? got enough for the yuchi katana? oh, we're like exactly time.
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