Quotes about “Drowning”
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oh, the juice! i was really hoping there'd be enough force to push you guys over that lip, but... like a water slide or something. thank you, sneaky columbus, for nine months you made baby time! we're just drowning, i'm gonna have to knock you into the water now. like, if rob was walking down the street and i was a mugger, i would be like, he's pretty muggable.
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it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh
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pepperoni. yo, don't just talk jack links, man. we're gonna get sponsorship. i like jack links. i'm saying the... probably the greatest company on earth. it's jack links, then doctors without borders. and then sony pictures. don't tell me there's 15 seconds left. check this out. you're drowning, baby. okay, well, i've revised my plan. you jizzing all over me? you sprayed everywhere.
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i just ate a bunch of soap. now i'm drowning myself in the bathtub. oh shit! i was just about to find you and hit you with the dildo until you died. good job. that's how you win. my baby turned purple. he goes all different colors. it is freaking me out a little bit. alright, now i gotta play as the dad. i gotta stop nick from killing himself. largely you just gotta put the bleach up here. why are you playing this?
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shit. shit shit shit shit! baby's gone. shit shit! i can't find him! i will find you. are we going in hot, or are we doing it sneaky beaky like? is he in the bathroom? is he drowning himself already? no. i'm sure he drank that bleach. i think he hid the pill too. you dick! he's gonna win. nick, i was in the closet.
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you went with the door that time. god damn it! where do you think i'm going? i'm following you around. you know what? have an orange. good for vitamin c. i don't like that very much. your color's all back. you look like a normal baby again. excuse me. i needed that to get in the toilet. you don't get it. daddy wins! dang. alright, last one. i didn't realize the toilet was actually drowning me there. so i jumped out of it like a silly person.
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i think the chances are low of them both dying at once. yo dude, that's how nick drake died, man. and also jeff foxworthy. jeff foxworthy. drunk drowning. never drink and drown.
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it's a very nice to know. good thing canadian money is waterproof because fox is drowning. yeah, maybe actually both you guys are having internet problems at once.
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what are you gonna do? i'm drowning you yeah 80% of my body body is made of that. botter 80% of my body oh shit rob's still up there yeah i live big mistake it's living that crate behind you it's probably like a super sheep leave me alone britney
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don't give them too many minutes though, because that's when they bite you and then everyone turns. yeah, that could be a problem. you gotta find the right moment, i guess is the message here. you kill them as soon as disturbs let the bodies hit the floor. that's a good one. is that by that might be drowning pool, my mistake. no, you're right. wait, no, you're wrong. that's drowning pool.
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yolo! what is this? what's going on here? oh no! oh the water! the water is salt and the blow. you don't take fall damage. yolo! oh jesus. does it have to be lewd to eat a banana? i'm just eating a banana. nick, are you cupping the balls? yeah. then that's lewd. of course. oh. okay, that works. exactly as i planned boys. minus the drowning part.
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i forget which vent that leads to. i think it goes down to the kitchen. yeah, okay, so our baby's in this cabinet. he's eating a bunch of freaking batteries in the cabinet. is he allowed to do that? well, i mean it hurts him. he's trying to murder himself. we gotta give him bananas to make him you gotta pick him up? hey, baby. no, you can't pick him up. so you know the gist of oh, yeah! oh! no, don't let him get in the pool! baby, can't see him! i put a little floaty on him. he took it off! josh, we gotta stop him! can we get him? get in there, baby. oh, i like drowning.
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this is for his fucking hands! this is mortal kombat that's being engaged. mmm, what the fuck? thank you, alon556 for the $5 tips as well. i can't afford overwatch because i'm drowning in medical bills, so fuck it. all the least i can do is give you thanks for entertaining me while i'm being salty in the hospital. oh, sorry, i feel better. thank you very much for the tip. yeah. ahhh. um...
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