Quotes about “Driver death”
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1584.98
kate went from like a five star uber rate, fuck you guys. she went from a five star uber rating to like a 4.7 because we took an uber with dan and he cranked the dude's stereo system to like 170 decibels. that sounds like a dan thing for sure. like a death in the driver. that is so fucking funny. he's so funny. i'm gonna be honest, that doesn't sound like a dan thing. really?
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1005.00
we didn't want another lisa. we didn't want students turning around and suing us, did we? hmm... hold on. perhaps... kate was not 21 when she... but... that proves she is 21? this is the uk you can drink if you're 16. he's never seen her driver's license and yet raised the course entrance age of 21. nope. liam's death? no...
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7880.16
q i like i can be iq okay? i'm gonna be fused then because he can get kills without requiring any skill and now you're so bad what are you talking about? i have an undefined kill death ratio right now because i've never died he hid the entire round that's what you do, man. i mean not really all right here. we go. i'm an excellent driver. what do you think about this map cake? i actually never had a hostage in that birthday room. i think it's too big i
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4173.36
i simply would wait until i could see again and then make sure it was safe in order to proceed. this guy who apparently had a death wish or doesn't have his driver's license yet or whatever, was like, i can't see what's coming. i guess i'll just merge into the lane and almost t boned our car. at which point i just, i mean, i was still driving but i went, yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't we just hit each other today? why don't we just hit each other today? but i got over it pretty fast.
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1762.58
it's papas parge time! p for papas. now justin, just imagine you were alive. if you were alive you would be like holy cow this is really tense right now. yeah i'd be like damn this is crazy. who's getting killed? i have been killed. i got in a one on one with adam driver and then steve harrington came over to me and stabbed me to death. jib where did you get out?
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1649.38
i see a jeep coming from the north it is coming down. no, sorry. it's a dastya dastya. oh shit, dan i'll give you a hundred dollars if you can superman punch the driver to death while he's driving missed it did you really i missed it him i swear to god now believe you this video evidence so you would lie that would be a weird lie unless maybe just had like a was that called a backfire when you're driving oh
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668.26
this, i don't know why i saw inside of my own man's brain there for a second. that may be a driver issue on my end. apparently i'm having some serious concerns with my computer right now, but that's okay. you don't need to worry about that. i need to worry about that, like, extensively, because this is my livelihood. oh, okay. when you get shot in the head, you have a tendency to not be as good at aiming as you used to be. i'm gonna get behind this hay here and try to bandage, because having health could mean the difference between life and death.
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1122.02
just cut back in tiananmen square, and they're giving away freaking pepper. everything is cool now the tank pulls up to the the chinese man standing in the middle of tiananmen square and then the driver gets out and he gives him a pepsi and then the tank drivers tank shoots and like a rainbow comes out that's skittles man. that's sorry that skittles. yeah taste the rainbow it's death from a tank
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300.14
and i also, because sometimes i think people take offense to it. i don't think that when i say worst driver, i even mean it as like a technical thing. like i don't mean if i put you in like a life or death driving situation that you know you would be more likely to crash than somebody from san diego or something like that. what i mean is just no manners and
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860.28
not just for deal with the devil purposes, but for raw survival. but we're really not very very far away from being able to start, you know, taking a big sigh of relief and starting to feel like we're in the driver's seat here. right now we're not in the driver's seat. right now this is like when you're on a skateboard and you start going downhill. and you're like, shit man, pretty much all i can do is try to stay balanced here and minimize the risk of my own death.
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