Quotes about “Doorman”
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it's actually his name is in the japanese version. yeah, so do we have to run all the way over there? i mean you can actually get some i honestly don't know what we're doing, but i'm just running to the next thing i can get to doorman who comes together with your hands and then fucking where man comes together what with your hands? i'm gonna open the shortcut first nick life's not about shortcuts man sometimes you got to take a long way home. oh
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2045.020
quit moving, cannonballerog. just stay there and do your little bouncy attack where you just bounce around a little bit and spew. doorman? excuse me. the door is hard. doorman is fourth floor too. he's third floor. what? doorman? yeah. what doorman are we talking about here? door that turns into a boss. third floor. there's only... think about it. there's three third floor bosses. cannonballerog tread not. what's the third one? doorman.
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that was worth it. that's scary, don't do that. i got nothing again for some reason. i've noticed that. i can't place anything. i think it's better than not being able to play the game all on the terraces. yeah, no, i agree. it's not that bad, i'm just saying. we've moved up in the world. oh, that door. fuck that door. oh, fuck. fuck the door, man! fuck the doorman, he needs action. i don't really want to fuck the doorman, though.
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okay, okay. i'm gonna become a meat boy. oh, a professional doorman. oh no, not again. not again. yes! we don't need this one. i guess if you just never respawn, is that how you do it? yep. that easy. good mother lover. this really breaks what i thought i understood about physics and math. welcome, zoltan. well, i think it's just there's... each of these meat cubes gets less meaty and more cubey.
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6811.10
there's 15,000 people like fist fighting each other all to get a table. imagine if there was like a lounge for the upper crust, you know, for like the executive members. you had a doorman that scanned your membership card on the way in. actual seating, less people because it costs money. yeah, sky lounge man, a sky lounge.
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did you see the terms of the treaty of versailles? i... ijbo that that idiot signed it, man. what was he thinking? holy cow. i thought usher invented omg. i'm just being honest with you. you see that video of usher not walking through the door but waiting for his doorman to hold the door open so he could walk through it? that's funny. that's a funny video. no, no, no. yes. okay. that's... i got what i was looking for.
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534.380
dude gets to be the doorman in club heaven for eternity just because he spoke up first? that's fucked up dude. pick me as apostle? nah, he's chill. maybe i am going to hell if this is real. but i personally don't think that it is. and if that's offensive to you, then you're being offensive to my religious beliefs and that makes you a hypocrite. you ever think about that?
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i also, i do kind of like, i take it as a deconstruction when he's playing the guitar and then he goes, wait a minute. and he goes back to the zoom call and goes, what if i crashed through the window? and everyone goes, you're a genius keanu. cause i bet he probably has meetings like that where he's like in an action movie and they're like, we don't know how he's going to make his entrance. and he's like, what if i kicked the door down and shoot the doorman? and they're like, oh my god, i've never thought of that.
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it's very funny. the temple guardian. right. what? you didn't like that? you didn't like that move? i appreciate the attempt. oh, they're here. i'm dead. uh, doorman behind you. i'll bring, i'll bring the victim to you. i don't know why he was. yeah. oh no. she killing everyone. yeah. i'm going to die too. it was a shame. not on my watch.
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ascension 10 regen, it's easy. it's easy. it's the easiest game in the world. it's the easiest game that's ever been invented. i hate you. i keep dying on boss two. it's simple. just roll the doorman. as long as you get doorman, you should be chilling. weren't you trashing sovereign blade yesterday? no, that was a youtube video that you were watching. that's not real. i'm not inside of your computer.
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