Quotes about “Don't just stand there”
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analysis that have been done. there's a reasonable level of confidence that this is happening. whenever i see an article written like that, i'm like, i implicitly trust this person. whenever i see an article that has no sources and is just like, my uncle is high up at kfc and he says he can't tell this in public or he'll be fired but they don't use real chicken, they grow their chicken in a lab. i'm like, it doesn't stand up to the first level of basic intellectual rigor. just like
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honestly, five? i'm trying to think. two energy to do 20 damage or two energy to keep you alive for one extra turn so you could do four damage and maybe a little bit of extra spike damage. i think i know where i stand there. how do you stand? well, hold on. you got 16 armor. but the multi strike, animus is gonna get bodied by the multi strike. i don't even think it's worth playing it. i think we'd rather just do 10 burst damage. thusly. okay, good rage, good rage. this should be interesting.
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it's alright, it'll get better. don't reassure me. don't patronize me. i had to use a little jump, that was my problem. i'm an idiot. now i gotta do the whole thing. oh no, the block's disappearing! jump! oh, they put a spike in the gap! that's what josh just did. that's so good! you know what's up? oh, i fucked it up. oh, but it comes back. maybe i can still survive. alright, i'm liking this game again. progress does that. ooh eh, ooh eh. my toe, my toe! nooo! i live, but now there's no way i can get past this because the block's gone, so i have nowhere to stand. yeah, you gotta kill yourself.
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we could have an arcade on this floor, although it's probably unlikely. let's see what we've got in our second secret room. i'll just blow it up. it gives us an extra penny, which we can... well, often times we'll give you an extra penny. maybe i got a little bit too ahead of myself there, but we still stand a pretty good chance of being able to get the ingredients necessary in order to buy something from that shop. for now though, let's just take these guys out. one more penny. i don't necessarily even want to buy something from the shop, but i don't know what it is, but it's all good. okay, it is famine.
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i guess all we really need to do at this point is we'll go to our shop, see what's going on in there. kind of hope it's a greed fight just to, you know, spice up my life a little bit. you saw the loki's horn effect there. it's very difficult to aim the foreshot from loki's horn. i think this is what they give you on glass cannon. can't remember though. yeah, it is a greed fight, so this should be easy enough. i do think that loki's horn epic fetus is useful as long as you stand in the center of the room and don't let yourself get like completely dick fucked. anyway, we're going down to the next floor. i'm a little...
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we we didn't have to take taurus i still stand by doing so because if we can just pick up and we already got speed from growth hormones i guess but we can just pick up a little bit of extra speed i don't need to hit taurus at the start of every single room but just to be able to like realistically get there would be real nice we do still have a we do still have a chance at boss rush if we would like to and i would like to if i
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stand up just in case someone gets on when people need there's like a fine etiquette like if it's just super busy in general i don't even bother sitting down because i'm like well somebody's probably gonna come on and i just don't want to bother getting outside won't sit down. i agree with you on that a lot of time i almost all the time on the sky train. it's more work to sit down. what do you live in the ice? oh?
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but the downsides at my level of skill, the few times that we've used them have come close to being compensated for by the positives, but i'm not sure if we've ever fully gotten there. so i'm just trying to be a little bit more conservative and i stand by this belief. you know what? right, okay, that makes sense. i don't like any of these.
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alright, hurts like a motherfucker. like a lot. okay, that's... i can't just stand it, let's put it that way, but i might be able to get some quick attacks off with my pyromancy flame if i just run in there. i've never fought him any other way than just by, like, just using arrows over and over. that did... oh, 400, that's pretty good. i can live with that. try that again. and then get the fuck out of there, obviously, because i don't want to get poisoned. oh god! i'm trapped!
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there are some things in life money can't buy for everything else. there's mastercard. remember that commercial? those were good. and then, but i there's a few things that i even though i enjoy them, i won't buy them at a restaurant because i don't want to be part of the problem. it's not just about being cheap. it's like i'm taking a principled stand that i'm just not paying that much for lobster. and if it takes
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it just takes up the whole screen and just like jerks off and covers everything in acidic semen. even though that might sound gross, think about what game we're talking about here. there's an enemy that poops like aids at you. uh, okay, so we will use yum heart. nah, we might as well. we're gonna be fighting isaac, we're gonna pop the devil card, and we might stand a chance here. the sad thing is i don't have enough keys to open, uh, everything that we're gonna come across in the chest, so i kind of feel like
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