Quotes about "Don't be"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

25.040 sure any preference today is wrong. we got eight characters alphanumeric some bands characters but hit me with your best shot fire away blue, baby okay, we haven't done this in a long time hmm strange choice, but i'm in it might be awful, but let's see three w a two okay, m. yep. yeah, diablo. i don't get you see the blue. i get it shoot the poop. oh Search ↗
196.620 unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh Search ↗
286.920 i'll make i exist stream. i don't actually know what's wrong with my stream because on my side everything is fine i think twitches having some ingest issues, but i don't know it's possible at which is having some ingest issues they might not be i can't say for sure i i also like october nick fall weather is a big one. you know i will say controversially. i don't really care for halloween i Search ↗
509.180 yeah, a fireplace for children. i, you know, this might be controversial. i don't think kids should have fireplaces. Search ↗
739.080 i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two. Search ↗
1108.800 oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake. Search ↗
1269.720 chocolate is not that hard to get your hands on these days. like, if you're really into it, you could eat chocolate like all day. i don't recommend it, but you can. yeah, i wouldn't suggest that would be... i mean, maybe like once in your life if you really want to, but i don't think you'll feel very good about your decision afterward. i tend to agree with that probably. yeah, exactly. it's big chocolate. big chocolate used to be hershey. Search ↗
1359.220 really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
1613.540 be honest, it really was kind of uncomfortable by it. why would you be uncomfortable by one fictional character from your childhood being shadow the hedgehog and then having his bottom half be sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet that's about to be shitted? i don't understand. it was the impending shitting that did a lot of the uncomfortable elements for me. there was like a figure coming in off frame. what was the thing that it said? it was like... Search ↗
1686.820 not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on Search ↗
1853.500 we want to encourage them to signal by giving the tactile response some sort of really satisfying feeling to it. i think every time you hit the signal light, there should be like a very like breathy woman's voice that goes like, oh yeah! and then we would see signaling all the time. it'll be like that text message that sherlock gets. i don't remember this. his pocket kept going, ah! Search ↗
1877.320 and then everyone would look at him and be like, what the hell's your deal? sherlock! sherlock, that's not in keeping with social norms, sherlock. he's like, fuck you, i don't care about social norms at all, i'm sherlock. sherlock, you're acting in a way that's slightly inappropriate on a societal level. mostly mrs. hudson that didn't like it. she's a wild lady though. yeah, she's a wild lady. Search ↗
2037.520 wizards of waverly place. yeah, i haven't played that yet, but if you think it should be on my list, i mean, i'll consider it. think the family channel's ever gonna bring it back? i don't actually know what it is. i mean, it says wizards, so i assume it's about wizards, but i don't know... it's about magic the gathering. what waverly place is? mmm. is that like a place that's sort of intangible and kind of wavers around, or...? no, it's the name of a street, you freaking weirdo. Search ↗
2064.340 they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i Search ↗
2150.140 you will be judas. this is not true. nick is living under a rock because i don't know what selena gomez looks like? does that sound good for you? i mean it's not really marketed to me. nick is four years older than me and i barely know who selena gomez was. is. she's still a person. but like i was in college when selena gomez was taken off. it's how i don't know the names of any justin bieber songs except for baby as well. Search ↗
2226.900 you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick. Search ↗
2286.600 better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though. Search ↗
2552.180 alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't Search ↗
2761.020 oh my god, just turn me into guppy already. i've already won. just making my dreams come true. what are you doing? are you doing like an azazel run? i'm just, i started again with blue baby. i don't really know if i want to do this, but i'm doing it. same seed or different seed? just the next one that it gave me. okay, you'll be fine. at this point i'm like, i'm okay enough that i could probably make it through most blue baby runs, but that was a really bad one. that was a terrible seed. Search ↗
2996.860 as every video series has ever done. shouldn't have taken ippacak. could have been a contender on this run. did you see if someone could mass produce egg holders? you know the things they do for hard boiled eggs? it'll just be your head to hold an egg. that's like terrible merchandise. why don't you sell a bunch of rocks that just say rock lee smile on them? i mean, that's not a terrible idea, really. it's horrible. you can sell hard boiled eggs. you put them on the dashboard of your car, maybe. Search ↗
3172.560 guessing you don't have an orbital or something. otherwise, you'd probably be touching stuff instead. yeah, i got samson's chain. that's not good enough. you need like a sac dagger. oh my fucking god! i got respawned again though. very lucky. i am getting extremely lucky with these respawns. i'll be the first to tell you. and i got piercing shots. no, i was the first to tell you. oh my what? i lived? this run, man. i hate this room. Search ↗
3229.060 sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or Search ↗
3541.460 anyway, all right nick. how do we get in the same game here? i'm hosting a game so you might be able to find it but i'll look to see if there's like an invite option cuz i don't remember anymore online co op alchemist strongest man's traveling night. he's like shift tab maybe oh there's an invite player. i'm an idiot here we go thank you mccall 666 for the two months in a row welcome back drop your rock what's wait that's not a thing lion what's Search ↗
3964.760 in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.200 good enough. but do you guys see this? did you see this? no, i don't see anything. peanuts, coca cola, chels. wait, wait, here's what... check out your chat. see this. jason with o.t.i. subscribed for 28 months in a row. whoa! thanks a lot, josh. boom. much appreciated. whoa! wow, that's like six babies. all right, i'm gonna give you a seed quickly. what is it? but i don't have an overlay, so just chat. there's gonna be a black screen for a second. don't worry about it too much. Search ↗
379.360 now that's the guy who does who did it all, really. yeah. he's the total package. also if the total package wants to subscribe, i'd be fine with that too. me too. and duck souls! quack quack, four months in a row! what are you ? chad, why are you mad that i traded my spear at heart? i traded it for one penny. that is a fair trade. oh my god. this sub train is redonkulous. nick, don't you use your bullshit marketing techniques on me. please faith 26 months! Search ↗
407.860 ah! wait, are you marketing norline? what marketing should i use on you then if not for my bullshit kind? i don't know, just be like, thanks for subscribing to me but don't do it anymore. just use like reverse psychology. that goes for everyone here, never do it again. this is the final time you'll make that mistake. it should be reverse psychology. so that i have to think like i'm spiting you with my purchase. yeah. i like it. Search ↗
594.900 i'd like to stay up. i don't mean to throw you. oh god you fuck when rob told the matter he woke up at 6 30 p.m. today. yeah, i had nothing to do with that. i know that's why i'm i'm giving you the chance to oh, it's like there's dilemma i'm giving you the chance to rat on your friend why that's around on rob? i like rob. i'll i'd be my only question is how i Search ↗
899.020 disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received! Search ↗
1497.140 it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now. Search ↗
1645.300 well, i don't know. he might make it back. what about that owen wilson movie, right? here's my theory, is that captain james t. kirk doesn't make it back, casey affleck makes it back and has to be like, he has to break the news because he's got those doe eyes and he can be like this. right, right, right. i'm sorry, kate hudson. hey! what's better? fucking red flame or cat face? red flame. yeah, they're both pretty good though. this is also true. i took red flame. Search ↗
1691.800 josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about? Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
1823.420 i learned a lot about what is a natural resource except not actually. okay, yeah, i kind of hated that part. what is a natural resource? here's a list of four natural resources. you chose the wrong one. nick went to art school and took philosophy, tuition money well spent. you have to be aware that they don't just put you through only art classes. there's other classes involved. but who is they? yeah, the man. big pharma. Search ↗
2059.520 i eat eggs and potatoes. that would be an awesome breakfast. i would enjoy it. yeah, that sounds fantastic eggs and potato that protein you're gonna be fueled up. you're gonna have a great day. well, they don't that's all i want for you i just want you to have a good day. i don't know why you guys don't eat breakfast like oh Search ↗
2191.480 it's pretty albacorky if you ask me. i completed my run. oh, shit. i'm fighting mom right now. i'm on the depths too. i'll start in a zayzal run because i'm not in the mood. ah, it's freaking samson! i don't know why, is this my number one save file? no, it can't be. i'll freaking exit and start in a zayzal run. because i'm not in the mood to fart around as the loss today. ow. i don't blame you. a lot of farting with that guy. i'm not going to play nuclear throne. not because i'm a dick, just because i don't have it installed yet. Search ↗
2648.260 that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals. Search ↗
2764.380 and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh Search ↗
2828.920 yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass. Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
3028.060 does he stream? he seems like he would stream. no. he's on total divas sometimes. it's kinda like the same thing. i don't know what that is. he should be on total biscuits wtf is sometimes. yeah! wtf is daniel bryan. you'd be like, what? daniel bryan, what do you think of this game? yes! yes! Search ↗
3226.860 i don't want your stupid spirit arts, sure. whatever. has nick played the beginner's guide? oh, here we go. we'll get him started. ask nick. give him a soma sandwich with beginner's guide mayo and then he'll have the best... he'll actually be eating that for breakfast. i'll tell you that much. it was a really good game, that's all. what's beginner's level? it's by the guy that made stanley parable. oh, okay. it's his new game and he released it with no marketing, which was really cool. and it was really good. Search ↗
3426.880 no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better. Search ↗
3519.540 illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high? Search ↗
4056.560 the opinion's colored. i'd be so in, i would open like ten booster boxes. you're enabling them. don't do it. i'm for it! i'm voting with my dollars. don't do it. they'd work like goblins. it'd be pretty good. we can just make our own. that's true. Search ↗
4493.360 oh. uh... no! break the water! what?! rob, you have to win, you fuck! there's fire! don't be on fire, there's water all around you. you can't be on fire right now. fire rules everything around me. fire, get the money. rob! rob! go to the water! i already got 10 though. why? Search ↗
4979.480 you did it. wait, what? i can't look at chat because otherwise it'll be too much chat. don't look at the knob. don't look at my knob. i mean do if you're a lady. knob for the lady tonight. sometimes you got a knob for your lady, sam. what, josh? Search ↗
5458.600 that's frogbird. oh yeah, thanks windows. microsoft recommends that you reserve your copy of windows 10. no! yeah, they might run out. if you don't pre order one, they might not have one for you when you want it. i'm not hitting start anymore to continue because this is what brings us out to the menu every time. yeah, that's a good point. it's like, uh, speedrunners. yeah, that's true. splooge runners. splooge runners! sploogecomers. you won't be caught up in us, sploogerunners. Search ↗
5519.040 i mean we could all be coming on each other if we really wanted to. oh my god! this is like... oh! no! well played. sweet. well played. that was badass. that was pretty cool. i still kinda like that level. yeah, i like that level too. it's got like this weird meta of it. yep. makes you think a little bit. goddamn it, burgermaster! boop! who does a seamless install? is it? well, still, it's windows 10. i don't want it. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

315.540 kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
1344.300 then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i Search ↗
1392.880 i mean, yeah, i don't disagree with that, but i'm in the position right now of being petty and have no tolerance for people who are like, don't be petty. i like to have them just made for me. that's what we did, but we didn't have a professional do it. Search ↗
2019.400 if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know. Search ↗
2213.580 the guitars have freestyle solos, but there's an option to turn that off supposedly because i was like they give you a guitar solo and i'd be like you know i really don't want to just hammer one note and then play the whole solo on the whammy bar right and still get there like awesome solo i'm like i just hit yellow and then whammy every like quarter note. whammy! like i bought this game to be given directions not just whale on another note. yeah, and you're like if i'm playing Search ↗
2417.600 rock band 4 in its present state, i am having a lot of fun with. i would also describe it as skippable. okay. but it depends... you don't have to pick it up optional. but it's a platform really, so it's more than just the disc, which is why waiting is not necessarily a bad thing. yep, i mean it's gonna be up. there's an adapter. i'm basically excited to have like a karaoke machine in our apartment. Search ↗
2793.920 what is everyone saying? oh my god. oh my god. oh because of crickets. my mom downloaded that. she really? yeah, she would play uh, she really liked to play rock band actually. i got like my whole family into it. don't even give me this shit. it's a decent family game, it is. this is rock band dad's edition. yo, i guarantee all this imagine dragons shit is super daddy. you give it like 10 years, that's gonna be dad anthems. it would just be like rock band blue oyster cult. dads would love that. Search ↗
3240.280 i got a good show of awesome paris trying to get into a nutshell. i could be a real yeah, dude tiny nut nation what has he been doing besides shrek lately mike myers? oh a lot of shrek first of all using inglorious bastards don't bring that up again he was it. i don't know why you got up used to google the things that i say oh he was the british guy where he's talking the embassy or whatever yeah glass of whiskey oh? Search ↗
3444.860 guppy's tail, pore, which i all found in the devil deal on the first floor from a chest. very good luck. odd mushroom, cube of meat, cricket's body, the screw, and cole. kinda threw some lives away to some spikes though. i don't know, we'll see. actually the segment is supposed to be over right now though. Search ↗
3996.700 well it depends. like, for fun i'd rather be dark judas. cricket's head, but i already have the magic mushroom, but it's still a... ...point three damage upgrade. and bigger, fatter tears. bloody lost. that's pretty good. oh man, i can't wait for like a double caged room. yeah, i just killed isaac. you've passed me officially now, which is literally yes! this run... i snowballed real hard. i don't have any keys though, so... thank you figaroas for three months in a row! Search ↗
4322.120 and slightly huger yes they're magic much for this is my magic much boys i can't get out of the way of these fucking gates open the gates i really hope that i don't have to go this way oh man we killed one don't fuck it up your eyes curious guys i'm looking forward to little girdlings being fixed whatever so many people's days or what's going to be the fix Search ↗
4488.360 lots of dialogue. i usually do all my grinding off stream so that people don't have to suffer. like i won't progress in the story, but if i feel like i'm getting a little bit behind and it's late at night, i'll be like, all right, we're gonna call it here guys. and then i'll go watch netflix and i'll just find an area where i can stand the whole time until i can do it without having to heal. and then i just do that for like three or four hours and then i'm good to go for another five hours the next day. where are we at here? not our last life. here's your scene. w p e f 3 q e w. Search ↗
4759.120 oh tetris? yeah so like it makes lines as people do things and then it like fills in the gaps with other people that did things. i see. it'd be kind of ridiculous but i think it would be also hilarious too. just gotta program it. yeah i don't think that's possible. well got it. Search ↗
4972.140 it's doing that as well, but i will never complain about anything that runs in directx now that i've realized opengl has like a 30% chance of crashing my computer. yeah. thank you very much papyrus for the $10 donation! nyeh heh heh! that's the message with it. that's pretty good. rock donkeys in chat please. oh, there we go. it's loud. get ready. don't be mad, chat. it's gonna be loud. i'm warning you. ooh, there it is. save. thanks for the invite, nick. you're welcome. i'll be entering... Search ↗
5131.600 someone said, n.l., if you don't play bomb defusal simulator on tomorrow's nlss, i'll egg your head. this is a good time, or maybe it's a terrible time to bring up that i will not be doing an nlss tomorrow because i will be away from my computer previewing games in sunny san francisco. and i will also not be here as of the end of this week for two weeks, so this is the last time you'll see me on the nlss till near the end of october. almost november, yeah. Search ↗
5334.280 think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh Search ↗
5393.020 i don't think you can place duds, unfortunately. for mr. speedrunner. that would be an awful, awful thing if you could waste a turn like that. that kinda worked out the way i wanted it to. plus five probably insane that dude shaved his fucking head. Search ↗
5508.840 yeah, this might be the end of me. i think i would get not only mugged but probably stabbed just for being me. you wouldn't get stabbed. if i had to pick anybody on the nlss for getting stabbed it would definitely be josh. josh. yeah. josh, i think i would pick gunpoint. josh would run or he would try something. he'd be like, i'm not gonna give you my money and then he has the most chance to get stabbed. i think the way it would happen with me though is don't offer to buy the weapon. Search ↗
5620.900 sometimes they gotta give you a mixtape. yeah, if they wanna give you a mixtape, you give them the x. if they say, hey where's this? first off, i don't want people asking me for directions. me ignoring them is a good thing, because i would be like, it's fucking like two blocks away from here, and then i'd be like, oh wait, it's like 20 blocks in the other direction. i'm a liability when it comes to directions. but it's like 90% of people are carrying phones, 95 maybe, are carrying phones in their pockets. Search ↗
5665.920 but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s. Search ↗
5749.620 what if i come up to you and i say, i'm a huge fan, give me your money? that would be unfortunate. that would really mess you up, i think. that would mess everybody up. yeah, i would get a complex about that. that's too much pressure. i don't like that at all. oh, this is silly. people are like, you know, might be a huge douchebag. you know, if someone comes up to you on the street, in like downtown vancouver at least, they don't want directions. they know they could go to a tim hortons and be like, hey, where do i go? that was a great shot. i thought it was, but... or was it? Search ↗
5807.260 i'm a huge fan, here's some money, that would be uncomfortable for me as well. save your money. i've had somebody do that to me before and i was like, no, look man, i don't want your cash. i have a donate button on my channel, you know, keep it. let me buy you lunch, you know? yeah, that is one of those interesting things. whoa. Search ↗
5892.600 well, my card was like i don't have enough gas to fill up my car but i'm supposed to be at a business meeting can i like borrow ten bucks and pay you back later? i'm like come on dogs it does descend into that madness quickly sometimes and by the time you realize it's happened. you're always in too far yeah, you stay away from my ftl Search ↗
5913.740 i donate money to charities. i will give money to the homeless on occasion. i know that doesn't, that's like, you know, not necessarily indicative of being a good person. i'm just saying i'm not ignorant of the social problems. i only donate to the red cross. i don't hand anybody money specifically because people be scamming. oh, this has a distance limit. i didn't know that. nl, i was hoping to meet you at pax prime, but no, you were a scumlord who went into hiding. that's not true. i was on the show floor all day! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

50.380 super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh Search ↗
78.020 downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya Search ↗
546.980 i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done. Search ↗
732.940 i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really. Search ↗
800.140 it's like the opposite of how tourism works, isn't it? it happens all the time. i think this run might be really sweet. yeah? yeah! i don't like that i passed up the first item room entirely, so i hope it gets better from that. well, you missed out on cursed eye, which was actually like a colossal mistake, because cursed eye is like one of the best items in the game. i wonder if there's gonna be big rebalances at all. Search ↗
853.300 cbs cbs and bs that would be a great show they if they like one another you don't know that they don't maybe they do i don't know that they don't either i've been finding little brimstone as my second familiar lately. it's very annoying yeah, i mean, it's i mean, it's not not annoying. it's not that bad. i'm still happy to have it as your second familiar though, it's kind of like a step back in your in your pod, you know, i Search ↗
909.000 don't forget that dick hammer, but dick hammers name doesn't have an s in it. so that's the dh yeah, cba cbs and dh. that's okay it sort of works and cbs and bbs are kind of like conjoined so they're the same really i agree yeah, i could have like a c in parentheses bs right then that covers for one deal. she's like isaac trading cards isaac streaming trading cards now would be pretty sweet. oh Search ↗
1239.600 he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man. Search ↗
1304.900 some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people. Search ↗
1335.780 edmund mcmanus and tommy wiseau are producing it. yeah, tommy wiseau, he's the other guy in the mix. i love that tommy wiseau. he's been getting into video games recently. he's a wise guy. he's a wise gentleman. thank you, searsy or seersery for the five months in a row. as much as i would say five years in a row. five months in a row. did i say five years? i don't know. my brain might not be working appropriately here. okay. Search ↗
1398.300 i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1567.500 but you don't create your own flies. but it's just like so close to being guppy, it's just why? every transformation in rebirth has to be related to flies. that's just like the science of it. there'll probably be a spider one eventually. in the patch. nah, keep talking about this patch, i don't... shut up, feeling. the only patch i know about is patch adams, okay? that was robin williams with a clown nose, right? robin williams with a clown nose, yes. in a conservatory. he murdered someone with a clown nose. Search ↗
1601.080 he was a doctor, he could theoretically have murdered someone in the hospital. that's, i mean, well whether or not it's murder i guess remains to be seen, but... yeah, does it count as murder if a doctor kills someone by accident? uh, probably like, uh, professional negligence. malpractice, but uh, i don't know, murder. i mean if you just like shot him in the head, they would probably consider that murder. put him out of his misery. Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2148.780 you know the whole leg situation was really making me wonder like maybe first class is worth considering sometimes even though but i don't know how much it is i've never looked into it. i have never flown first class but i always look at the upgrade cost and it's always about like 30% more than i'd actually be willing to pay. Search ↗
2195.840 unfortunately, do you think just put like four less seats on the plane make more room? that's ridiculous? where you gonna say i was gonna say someone in chance said do you think the emirates flight has a p detector in the shower? i like that idea. it's all pipes, right? but you don't want to be like stepping in somebody else's pee in the shower probably yeah, i mean george didn't seem to be too bothered by it in seinfeld george is uh Search ↗
2228.520 he's got some good ideas, man. wonder if we could actually live through this right here. and you're gonna be stepping in somebody's pee if you're ever in the bathroom on a plane. it's gonna happen. i don't think i've stepped in anybody's pee in the bathroom. Search ↗
2303.720 you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool. Search ↗
2348.840 yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that. Search ↗
2751.280 can you just run it through the chain and command for us, aluc? yeah, can you maybe suggest that in advance of afterbirth's release tomorrow? i don't have anybody that i can talk to, so... put it in the old suggestion box. if you could just pass that off the food chain, i would be very happy. is small rock what nick calls his penis? wow! that doesn't even make any sense. it's not even a bad thing because it means it's always hard! wait, that might still be a bad thing. that might still be a bad thing depending on your perspective. Search ↗
2944.860 that could be a number that makes sense, sure. man, if this is one of those things where like if you're in australia you get the game like 12 hours earlier than everybody else, i'm gonna be slightly displeased. not because i hate australians, but because i want to be there at, you know, the gate so many as well. zero hour. yeah, exactly. the ribbon cutting ceremony has... i don't want it to just be like whoever's, you know, astute enough to either live in australia or get a proxy. i could probably get a proxy if that's what it takes. you could too. Search ↗
3472.160 no, that should have just forget and forgetted me now first instead of using that for you know my item room pickup was peepers. i that was the best of all like that. i don't possible worlds keepers i concussive tears in your gg it's not like mysterious liquid to mysterious liquid is like actually good though, but i've come around to it it's it's good enough at least i wouldn't go over the top too much, but it's okay. i mean this run could still be a win i Search ↗
3718.960 oh man, that's like if you're a cubs fan everything like the universe is against you apparently there was you had to wait like 30 years for this like kismet to take place and you got swept on the day it came out. that's sad it is a little sad i guess unless you're like a new york mets fan. i'm sad for them i don't i don't get how the new york yankees can be in one conference and the new york mets can be in another one how does this make sense? i don't get it Search ↗
3780.100 no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

156.260 yeah, you gotta buy one of those. you have to buy a key. josh, there's gonna be a lot of questions here today. how did you get through a door that you've seen a hundred times? it's not one that i will abide. no, i want to help him! don't should i get the samson wristwatch or this new like... Search ↗
174.300 fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
1766.140 you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go. Search ↗
1793.580 alright nick, you know what? let's you and i do a lilith, steve. we'll wait for this. he's gotta be close, right? no? he's killing our momentum! alright. we're 36 minutes in here! what do you want a lilith? you wanna greed lilith or what? yeah, nah. just lilith hard mode. alright. where do you wanna go? anywhere? i don't know. what do you what does this mean? where do you wanna go? i'll go to the dark room. Search ↗
2382.640 that's easy. i feel like you use that to motivate me a lot nowadays be better than mathis. i ended that run because i hated it all right. well, i don't feel any shame. fair enough. don't feel any shame you just like start another run. i am doing another lilith if i start burning basement just quitting. life it's a lot easier once i can see better with like contrast and stuff. yeah yeah, i mean the burning basement is just like you can't see enemies that are small. Search ↗
2630.300 so if you get like a mom's contact then enemies get frozen by the cthulhu. but all of your familiars will get doubled with the space bar item. not doubled. someone in my chat told me to tell you that you suck at cthulhu. no, or lilith. i'm sorry. i suck at people keep saying i suck at lilith. i don't know man. they might be right. Search ↗
2929.280 can i change that? no. maybe with range upgrades, but apart from that i honestly don't know. this run could be very, very long. yeah, or it could be over in about like a quarter of a second depending on how you play your cards, i think. my card is the high priestess, i'm not playing that right now. i got emergency contact, so i'm with you. emergency contact? this knife sucks! Search ↗
2972.760 i like mr. mega, i guess. otherconnor, thank you very much for the subscription. yeah, that's been my feeling about it as well. you get it and you're like, i don't really want this but i can't do anything about it so i guess i'll be okay with it. i'll embrace that with which i cannot change. yeah, exactly. tap, shoot, the knife, it stays forward. yeah, you can actually, we called that the northernlion is a genius and fucked your mother strategy. and it's kind of taken off as a name, but if you just mash the button, it just stays Search ↗
3061.360 who's talking right now? me? oh. that's what i say in the mirror. with a... you put like a wig on first. you put lipstick on or no? yeah dude, you expect me to not be sex without lipstick. nah, i mean you can wear lipstick or not, i don't mind. you guys ever seen silence of the lambs? oh, i put the lotion in the basket, right? tape, cold, or no balls. and then you get the hose again? i don't have any balls. you should watch silence of the lambs. with your night vision goggles on. Search ↗
3152.700 it's really good. so no pizza box, but you still thought you were gonna die? he didn't kill us, but he did look at me when he walked by. what are you ooh. well that's pretty close. alright, water flies are still exploding flies, so you don't want to touch those, okay? nope. and lwtf, that was me. it could be, i don't know. sweet talker, thank you very much for the subscription. if it was you, i apologize for like being afraid of you, but also you looked a little scary. Search ↗
3421.380 now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat. Search ↗
3729.020 makes me sad. can't deny that. that is true, chat. i did play terraria with austin. that's who that is. last grey wolf. it was awesome. wouldn't it be sweet if you played terraria with steve austin? yeah! you wanna build a hellovator and he's like, oh hell yeah. i'd rather play it with you guys, honestly. that's very sweet, but i would rather play it with steve austin. yeah, me too. i mean, i'm just not gonna be dishonest. i wish you liked me as much as steve austin, but that's okay. i don't like anybody as much as steve austin, so... maybe the rock. Search ↗
3938.760 i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer. Search ↗
4532.120 nothing, i don't play fair. i'll play by the rules rick's like your eyes local style what's like i don't know this thing like comes out of the ground it pisses out yellow piss worms and by piss worms i mean piss flies is it an enemy is it a bottle that shoots out piss flies? yeah? yeah, you got to kill the bottle before the piss flies stop they're actually corn flies. it's the name of the game. oh, it's be for dummies or guffees paw oh Search ↗
4658.420 i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine. Search ↗
4724.780 wait, what's wrong with the isaac's heart? uh oh! we just talked about this! yeah, but i don't listen to you, so that's the thing that you gotta do. i'm aware, why do you even ask then? because i want you to be mad at me. oh, here we go. curse of the lab, brynn. one of these days i'll figure out how to speak. curse of the lab rat. curse of the lab. use nail, it gives spirit hearts. really? yeah, man. that item has been in the game since 2011. is that the goodyear? Search ↗
4789.340 come on, you turd. what is your problem? i'm calling things turds because they're poop. so violent on a regular and irregular basis. i don't like foul movements. this runs pretty good. i just took capricorn over vr headset. is that a good thing? i mean it might be a good thing but it's like bad for your psyche because vr headsets real fun. oh. vr headset might be better. i'm not sure though. capricorn's real good though. Search ↗
4858.220 i don't think i get it. he goes, can a corner and i'll be alright. i don't get it either. and then he always tells me it's from ready to rumble or something. it's not from ready to rumble. is that what kane says? kane is not in ready to rumble. that's the wcw movie. demon kane. demon kane, yeah. corporate kane and demon kane are different people. they, well, they're the same but you can't tell that to corporate kane because he doesn't know the difference. Search ↗
5014.520 mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh Search ↗
5577.520 don't confuse these, here you go. here's some rebirth codes right here to match. so the second ones are going to be rebirth. which is even more confusing, right? i should have given it the rebirth. no, that's alright. it's all right. it's no biggie. so for everybody that gets a code, i will give them two. you can, yes. a rebirth and an afterbirth. okay, sweet. alright, let's do this quick. Search ↗
7146.920 oh, well, i cannot be online for two seconds without nick inviting me to play duck game. i invited elucidate mathis also to see who would show up. really? yeah. mathis can only join when he beats me in a daily challenge. he was tweeting that he did it real fast today. yeah, he did, but his score sucked. his score always sucks though. yeah. my score is better than him. you don't even qualify, mister. you don't think? wait, why? Search ↗
8360.700 could be in the madison county bridges, i don't care. thank you, swig. death bridges. i'm just getting my butt, butt, butt cocked. getting waxed. yeah, getting all the air pulled right out. getting my dome waxed. i got three points? i thought i was doing terribly. alright, well, should be a lot of points left for rumble muffin and josh here. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 november 4th 2015 edition i as always am your host northernlionjove and my esteemed co host rock lee smile hey everybody hi and then also cobalt's freaky's here on his own marathon that's been going on for five gosh darn days now hello that is about as enthusiastic as i expected that to sound to be honest with you i've been losing my mind it's pretty awesome i don't blame you at all so do you guys literally have like Search ↗
269.360 hmm all right. that's that's the reality some kind of there's some fun kind of theory like the first phase it calculates your damage or something for the rest of the phases or some something or that's what i've heard there's a certain amount of hits but i mean some people like it some people don't i like it because it means you have to be consistent even during runs where you get super op and being the boss with with your dodging in and knowing the mechanics, so i think that's a positive the negative is Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
448.960 yeah, apparently. what's weird is that the seed that nick gave me also works in hard mode. like when i started to run it was like, hey, yeah, this seed is totally valid. so, i don't know, it would be interesting to run like a greed mode seed and a hard mode seed at the same time and see if some of the same items pop up consistently. there's a correlation there. i would hazard a guess probably not, but maybe. yeah. have you guys done today's daily? i'm not sure if dick did that or not. i... Search ↗
479.960 i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not. Search ↗
606.060 so i heard you can only get secret rooms in greed mode on certain characters. i've heard that as well. i mean, maybe there's still, you know, the 109 mystery appears to be put to rest, but maybe there's still another mystery bearing. oh, there's some crazy stuff going on, man. i don't trust it. Search ↗
781.340 i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
1200.560 how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay. Search ↗
1231.820 i'm gonna take black and then money equals powers 109 on the list. okay. oh, come on yep, so a dollar i don't see anything creepy all i see next to it was says like times 10 or something or see 10 and then okay 109 on the list hilarious well, that's what five times like 20 so it would be a 109 it'd be like up here somewhere i think it's like the second page Search ↗
1424.260 two deaths is like freaking me out man. you'll be fine. you always bounce back. you guys have the spider mod item yet? that one's pretty sweet. i like it too. i like it a lot. i don't think dick likes it for some reason. really? it's kinda useless. i'm like, but it's the cool factor. that's pretty much where i'm at. Search ↗
1766.540 see that on youtube sometimes like oh, i'll look up buying of isaac content it'll be someone i've never heard of and i'm like well that's cool, and then i'm like i don't speak this language. it's still a lot of germans watch the american versions of the stream though like of isaac because they understand english now. i'm just ignorant american i don't speak bilingual so but i go in there he speaks english whenever i talk and stuff in there and oh really it's nice Search ↗
1891.280 child leash. child leash? yeah, if it's shrinket. i don't know what it does. hmm. no clue. it'd be sweet if it kept your familiars at a certain range. all the luck. hmm. it might do that. it would be cool if it banished isaac's heart from the entire video game. what is it? someone... i was shit talking lilith and then somebody was like, why do you hate lilith? like, she's not that bad. and then someone replied in my defense but like completely Search ↗
1960.600 i just got spider mod. you kinda have to be constantly charging a half of tears for it to work. yeah, it's just hard to break out of that pattern of like, i don't wanna get hit. d100. habit. oh, d100? you gotta take in green o, man. i pretty much have to, yeah. it's a guaranteed win. every time. Search ↗
2821.300 it is indeed. wait, do you have the blue crown then? i do, and the green head. we got all sorts of goodies. i'm not taking bob's brain, you lucky so and so's. i will take tammy's head though. i don't need more money, i'm losing. why is nick skipping deal with the devil on the first floor? because i have low health and because i just figured it would be a better idea to not bother when i only had one soy milk turret. thank you silastv for the sub, what's up man? Search ↗
3138.300 that item's still pretty good in my opinion. yeah, a little bit. a little bit good. i don't want to be too controversial. oh, has anyone tested getting all of the body, mind, and soul and godhead at the same time yet? not yet, but i was thinking about trying to do it here at some point. that's when you get the picture of edmund's balls. okay, as long as you get it eventually. have you guys found the other? Search ↗
3561.380 be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh, Search ↗
4506.740 it just arbitrarily seemed to spawn a bunch of troll bombs that killed everything on the screen. that might just be one cave. like there is a wave that's just full of them. right, yeah. could have been that. but it could have been that as well. why'd you ditch box of friends? because people said they wanted me to d4. as lilith, i don't know man. broke after four that time! no! it's like five minutes of work and four cents. it's like a dollar an hour. Search ↗
4618.100 that marathons like still going yeah, i hope it never ends actually me too i was watching it last night just be able to go there and be like you know i need some time to relax it's like a chill out tent or something like that bob ross is in a dark place last night he was talking about like don't paint when your feelings are dark because it reflects the pain even if you don't mean it and then he was like yeah, i'm in a Search ↗
5015.040 guys, i don't think it's random because we've always gotten less than our most amount. so... until we get more, we know it's not random. just fucking science! that checks out. right. n.l., you keep throwing. my reflection is a good item just waiting for the right shell to be played in. oh yeah, freaking... this is hot trash in the city. this is just real bad. koopa, what do you think about betrayal? Search ↗
5395.760 it's weird to have to fight mom's heart not in the usual mom's heart room. when you're in greed mode, i mean. fuck. this is gonna be clusterfuck, man. i prefer the slow richard. is that... is that the name of something, bacon donut? i don't... it's like, it's slow dick. bacon sh slow dick. ah, yes. slow dick. i thought he was being dirty. yeah. he's like, fake donut? you're a pg stream, sir. Search ↗
5437.080 i'll try not to the donation machine for a floor. hmm. no, i want my money in the machine maybe pajamas. okay, this is gonna be interesting. oh, i don't have dunn's camp. i have tumor transformation. that's oh all right. here we go double ipecac lilith my reflection black lotus. it's a freaking black lotus. i found it really i Search ↗
6101.100 okay, you guys want me to random or i could do a seated greed mode run with these guys, but i don't know if we can donate to the machine on the seated one. yeah, why don't you, because i just finished my run and beat ultra greed, so why don't you start a run and give me your seed? if you can give me less than a minute, i'll be with you on that. there you go. well, i'm gonna run some ads. kobol, you can feel free to start if you want to, i think. Search ↗
6123.900 alright, i will spin to win. and as long as it's at the loss we'll do it. i'm gonna be donating for a sec after this too i guess so. you and i can start at the same time i'm sure. the blue baby? i don't... oh no. you mean to roll again? yes please. i don't particularly want to farm money on the blue baby. Search ↗
6147.120 money big money maggie. that's fine. i can do it mag it's not that i don't give a shit about unlocking things. it's just that i i have an allegiance to my youtube series as well. so if i unlock anything i want it to be on the youtube seed the youtube save file. there you go. so v w sp. okay mg4e Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

23.460 nick why don't you provide me with a seed? yeah, michael al fox may join us. you wanna do something weird and play a challenge with me? no, because youtube will be very mad if i do a challenge not on the youtube file. don't do everything they tell you to do, they're stupid. they pretty much pay every single one of them. they're still stupid. uh, let's see... maggie on greed mode? uh, i don't want to be like... Search ↗
154.180 i feel like cobalt was espousing the very same sentiment that you just did honestly so... yeah, i mean, i can imagine after a full week basically of playing the game 12 hours a day and watching the game another 3 or 4 hours a day you'd probably be like, you know what? i don't mind slowing down for a little while right now. Search ↗
371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
777.120 you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to... Search ↗
1274.800 yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i Search ↗
1644.320 it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
2138.940 i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush. Search ↗
2340.540 i need to get the shovel somehow, man. what if we used the stars card? didn't do what i needed it to do. yara a black heart. there's no black hearts to yara, my dog! if there were black hearts to yara, i'd be all over it, but we don't even have a single black heart at this point. that's kind of the driving action of this run right now. this is the second time in as many runs that hush has just completely ruined my run. and i'm kind of like a little over it. Search ↗
2409.400 uh, yes. yes, i have lost. are you going to lose as well? well, i have one heart and seven lives, so i'm on that tilting spiral that i go on all the time. it's theoretically possible that i could recover, but i don't see it happening. gotta kill mom's heart with explosive tears without getting hit at all, so... i'd probably be okay with a mercy killing of this run, actually. i mean, like, you're... Search ↗
2584.420 that seems to be what you like to do, i thought. well yeah, what i do i don't necessarily consider it min maxing, more like min minning. but you always go for boss rush is what i mean. right, yeah. but boss rush i think it doesn't matter if you have low hp for the most part because you can just teleport out. whereas the hush fight is uh, unscummable. okay you need a shovel to scum that. basically, yeah. um, but mostly it's just like... Search ↗
2609.940 i don't know. it feels like either i need to learn the patterns a little better or possibly and or. it's just not meant to be done on those super high damage, fairly low hp style runs that i'm kind of known for. i'm not known for but what i like to do. crawl space is pretty solid. yeah, it's not so bad. Search ↗
2816.880 got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that. Search ↗
2911.480 effectively i still just aim at what i want to shoot anyway and most of the time i dodge out of the way of my my line of sight with the enemies, but i don't know man. i feel like marked is probably indisputably the most powerful item in the game if i'm being honest not in the least facetious you wouldn't even put it like top three just the top item why settle for third when you could be first? okay, ambitious Search ↗
2971.400 unless you have to be in a keyboard run when you start. i don't know if that's the case hmm i think that might be the case actually oh yeah, i know if i enter then it would be co op. yeah, i got you yeah, yeah and co op whatever you start the game with that is the primary person's controller how does mark synergize with brimstone? i'd let you know, but i still haven't gotten brimstone and all in afterbirth so far so one of these days, maybe i'll figure out what what's this item brimstone. i've never heard of it. oh Search ↗
3072.560 yeah, you get to get the fight stain. that's pretty sweet. remember stain? what happened to those guys? uh, they were so sincere, but i just don't think time could allow them to stay alive. it's been a while since i heard about them. their number one song was called been a while. i think they also had one called mud shovel. oh man! they changed their tone drastically from their first to second albums. they used to be just very like, really just like, shitty metal. Search ↗
3211.060 uh, that's a good question. i don't know. you might be able to use it to scum guppy pieces somehow. that would be pretty sweet. see, i can theorycraft too. blue hourglass lets you redo dice rooms. that, yeah, that makes sense. i'm hoping we get some more dice rooms on this run. haven't had my fill yet. in all seriousness, when you find the dice room, i would recommend doing it if you get one. okay. it's pretty good. did it just call that oh, i thought that said the foreskin. it was the forsaken. mmm. Search ↗
3600.620 i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm. Search ↗
4136.020 wish i didn't it's alright. it's alright happens. you already helped me cheat a little bit so um yeah i don't know why i thought i'd be able to see the items in the shop when i couldn't see the other items but uh one of them is the compass ooh soul hearts and goat head he's cool. oh weird on sues that doesn't help at all. what's this right now? okay, shooting fingernails. that's all right. i like fingernails. yeah, i think it's an okay item oh Search ↗
4219.640 i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good. Search ↗
4298.580 that's a lot of shots. alright, i've been hit two more times. oh, my vampire's saving me though. i got hit like ten times on the start of that room. that's no good at all. i also have pyros, so that's helping out too a little bit. i guess we could like fight megasade. did you get a second key piece or dad's key? yeah, somehow. i don't remember doing it, but apparently it happened. oh, that would be so good if i could get both of those done. you best not re roll. look, i'm gonna level with you. i'm gonna be re ruling. Search ↗
4335.960 alright, i need to use a bomb, heal myself a little. wait, that didn't... i thought i had pyro oh, i re rolled my pyro! shit. thank you for these donations, i am seeing them and i will read them out as soon as possible. oh, the dodging is happening. oh no, it's isaac's heart! d4's worst enemy! oh god! don't be mad at the bloops, it's just viral marketing for call of duty bloops 3 comes out today. duty freezes the ground? i didn't know it did a friction effect. pardon me? Search ↗
4648.180 alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about. Search ↗
4971.760 i mean, i'll start like a kickstarter for $10,000 and if it makes that i will fly out to vancouver on a weekend and we'll make it happen. the whole kickstarter will just be for a plane ticket. yeah, i guess like i don't get any say in it. that's okay. no. why is this game so loud? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

595.980 i got nature's tongue right here. that doesn't make any sense. on my mud flap. yeah. can you use temperance with blue baby hearts? well, yeah, you absolutely can. you don't want to do that though. you could. there are some times where it might be the right decision. don't you want to bring it to like the chest secret room and then use it there? or blow it up there? i don't know if that works, but... Search ↗
770.880 you're not gonna be blue baby. i completed the satan land of this, of question mark man. you did like down to shoal or down to the dark room? shoal and then the goat prince. the lamb. i think i beat the lamb with him as well. but it was bullshit because i lambed him with another character and then the other, cause i had, i don't know, i was somehow blue baby man. Search ↗
908.640 it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer. Search ↗
1020.440 so i think you really have to just like go super alpha on someone if you don't hear them the second time. you gotta be like, yo speak up! speak up! oh yeah, then that'll put the insecurity in them instead of them putting it on you. yeah. well, sorry stuart little, couldn't hear ya. maybe you can speak up a little bit. and then they, you know. Search ↗
1530.560 well, i don't know. do you want like hepatitis c if you maintain your youth? well if i live forever, what do i care about hepatitis c? i guess so. but then what if you passed your hepatitis c off to someone that you liked? well then can they live forever too if i just give them some of my blood? yeah? well this seems like it would be like if only you had this opportunity. not like the world. okay, well they didn't say that specifically did they dude? well they said would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? Search ↗
1734.900 oh, whoa! did not expect things to be living in here. i don't know why. i'm just not looking at the map, you know? tony hawk's pro skater 4 is fun. this is correct. it's a good game. that's a good comment too. it is! it's like a really nice comment you can just feel good about. it's just like, it's fun. it's good. that's that personality feel about the new one. what if they said it was fun? be interested to hear that. dude, i miss. there you go. the gauntlet has been thrown down. Search ↗
2052.260 i don't know, i guess it depends what's in my underwear, but... if i had like a gun in there, then yeah, that'd be very surprising. yeah, i guess it would be. put it in some flannel. make it a lot more palatable. i don't know, like the temperature here doesn't get to the point where it warrants it. Search ↗
2230.480 it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh Search ↗
2257.720 you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh Search ↗
2281.720 i mean actually it just helped. how is retro vision? don't i have phd? retro vision should not be in this. oh you're gonna love retro vision, it's a great build. phd just like keeps retro vision in there for fun. that's weird. i wish i could he died of an overdose. oh well then like that's not funny, that's just sad. sad. this is kind of insensitive of him. probably never gonna get another chance at that really really easy and terrible joke. makes him feel like a horrible person. Search ↗
2482.460 it could also be like a super short range tier that blows up for another reason maybe i guess so and like a crickets body effect or something i oh my god. i didn't kill him. i just made a real tiny that was pretty cute actually number one effect if you had like an explosive tier along with it, i guess yeah, that's all right i don't know why i keep picking up retro vision. i've gotten a single fucking penny off of this wooden nickel yet Search ↗
3849.500 just also could be but thanks new spire for the info. did you guys hear about that new app called rumbler? yeah, someone just mentioned it. yeah, what's up with it? are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder, but for fighting. yeah, you just the the promo images they have for it are so good like the text is like hey, bitch i don't like your face want to throw down and then the dude's like it's on meet me in the parking lot behind the deli and i was like Search ↗
4864.380 what makes you so dusty? you can indeed design your spouse in that game. oh yeah, i might do shrek if shrek's possible, sure. can you make the skin color green? i don't think so. but it might be possible. what about like, horns for ears? you can make big ears, i don't think you can make horns. jackie the fetus is playing with us. yup. better with four. which one is like senpai baby? that's matus. that's always matus' look. yeah, he's winking! it's me. Search ↗
5551.140 how did he get fuck that! it's like it's like once in a while, he's like i don't fucking care. it's all mind over matter, it's all about determination. i really thought if i just crouched under the desk i'd be safe. sometimes you are. oh god. i'm stupid. Search ↗
5580.780 i'll carry on the mantle. i don't think i know you anymore, right? i'm like a sitting duck. i tried to let go to fake him out. didn't work though. i never try to be big at the reaction game. every time, man. this is really silly. we used to be a team. Search ↗
6738.540 yeah, i guess it's about that time. yes, we should. we'll be back in three minutes to play some new rocket league stuff. see you soon. thanks for hanging out with us, drak. yeah, thank you. drak's gonna start streaming soon, so you guys should follow him on twitch. there you go. or don't. nah, you should though. yeah, you totally should. i like that guy. we'll start paying drak in shoutouts. i mean, bitcoin is still like real money in some ways. it is. it's like a... Search ↗
6878.560 you put on a wig and you know, i don't like underwear pretend to be me here we go. mutator settings put on the mad decent yeah, right. i can make it friends only but then i'd have to invite other people though. you got twitch.tv there's a lot of options here should really download some of these new cars but gizmo is so cool bear rolls with the delorean because he has no imagination that is no imagination man Search ↗
7157.040 just gonna float down gently. yeah, i'm gonna be in the air for a bit. and now go back to 720p. that's actually probably a good idea. in 1080 it's probably, the bit rate's a little too low. alright, you guys handle this for a sec. i'll be right back. alright. good luck. don't let us get scored on. do you want to see my beach bowl? alright, i'm back. senor sassy bottom. i expect to see some high flying goals here. there's gonna be no flying goals. Search ↗
7355.100 i trust kade on that. it didn't go in though. yeah, it was not a goal actually. shiiiiit. you can really float. oh yeah. it's kinda neat actually. there should be a map on the moon that goes with this. agreed. this could be the moon. you don't know that. yeah, i guess i don't. Search ↗
7376.980 well, this is like... it looks like there's atmosphere in the sky. yeah. this is after the romans terraformed it. wow. we haven't still landed on the moon, so we don't know what's up there. that's exactly 100% true. the moon tried to land on us with that, like sandy eggo. and trump gets to be president. sandy egg. then a new type of like, intel chip. sandy egg. oh, that was a great shot. great save! josh is on point. low gravity. it's because he grew up on the moon. i don't get it. Search ↗
7630.400 otherwise i'd just say we want to play that the whole time. i first touched it. oh, then they last touched it. no this replays to get the coach button. i don't need to watch that one. if malf was here, we'd all be winning. it's true. um, all right. uh, i don't know what happened. yeah, no problem. missed it. oh, there it is. did i hit that? did they actually leave because they like hate ping pong ball? i don't know. oh. Search ↗
8009.100 oh, i guess i meant a pyramid, not a triangle. sorry. yeah, a triangle would be like air hockey puck or something. it'd be pretty dope though. maybe they'll come out with that in hockey. i hope so. they don't score on us again. missed it. nice! broke out. oh my god! that's great. this replay is just gonna be like me going around in circles. hey, thank you godmode and able just made 12 months! here's number two. full year! let's do ditto dance, please, for godmode and able. Search ↗
8295.140 don't call me a big dildo. you are. if you're gonna be a dildo, at least it's a big one. i don't wanna be a big dildo, i wanna be like a normal sized dildo. i'd rather not be a small dildo if i have to be anything. those are not the two options! what are the other options? average sized dildo. would you like to be a glow in the dark dildo? that's not even on the size paradigm. it's quality. i wouldn't mind being a glow in the dark dildo. how about a small glow in the dark dildo? uh, you know, i'd get the good with the bad, i guess. Search ↗
8540.680 we got this josh set it up. how's that? it's the gigantic ball i kept it in all right set it up. you got it set it up. i loan porpoise how was that yeah? that was another one that was up there for sure the all time greatest plays oh no dead i got it. i don't got anymore wow i think heights gonna be the name of the game here Search ↗
8776.280 well that ball looks small but i don't know what the fucking regular ball looks like anymore. oh, this speed is just constantly changing? oh this... oh this could be the worst thing of all time. this is just what it's like when it's laggy as shit. this is just lagged rocketly. rocket lag. oh my god, maybe just when someone hits it it does it? oh maybe that's what it is. trying to highlight the cool second. yeah. gotta speak for everybody when you say fuck this to death. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

28.680 it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind. Search ↗
191.880 i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost Search ↗
327.220 i feel like lilith is still pretty good in greed mode, but in regular mode i've had some good runs, but i'm still like man i wish she wasn't so good in greed mode that she had to be nerfed in regular mode as well because i don't think she's that good still but i might be still in the minority there. i don't know. i like her but i don't have problems with using like a baby chasing me to as main tiers like it's i feel like it's like isaac's heart mixed with like Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
575.160 they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately Search ↗
1426.180 i feel bad for the chat in that context, because like, i really don't care. like, the spoilers don't matter to me at all, but they matter to other people, so i'm like, ah, that's just shitty. thankfully i'm not super invested in the story anyway, i kind of play it for the environment and the exploration and stuff, so, you know, it could have been worse, but at the same time, yeah, it really sucks. people have to be that shitty. mr. dolly, hi! love mr. dolly. mr. dolly's pretty good. Search ↗
1455.060 when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see. Search ↗
3178.420 are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad. Search ↗
3466.760 hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good. Search ↗
3648.680 i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice. Search ↗
3913.180 sorry guys, my captors all messed up. i feel like this is one of those things where when like 50 cent bought interest in vitamin water people were like, yeah okay. and then now he's like a billionaire, right? i feel like that's gonna happen with snoop dogg. we're gonna be like, hey remember that billionaire snoop dogg who also had a music career? yeah, but he's more well known for starting leaves by snoop now. don't say it like i've never said that snoop dogg isn't a fantastic freaking businessman. i always believe that. Search ↗
4240.520 i don't know man. this level is really wild. oh no! you have fire powers. i don't like your fire powers. i didn't realize you could make your own custom levels now, that's awesome. yeah, you make some too, we'll make a playlist together. woah! it's gonna be a platform level and you have to just jump to one little platforms. i don't want it! enjoy! oh no! Search ↗
4363.540 yeah, hallie96, thank you for your subscription as well. that is an awful idea for a level and i love it. why don't you throw little boxes in the house? oh god, you can do whatever you want. run away, run away, run away. wow. oh, this is intense. chain gun versus nick's web gun. let's be honest, how is this gonna end? that's how it's gonna end. right there. wow! Search ↗
4853.680 i just know how much you guys love rock so i thought it would be fun to make a level about it yeah, i know. i mean it's pretty good. this might take a long time. oh shit i freaking forgot which side i was on i thought it was you dying for a second you should make it like auto start like flamethrowers or something wow let's touch. let's touch. what are those feet called? i don't even know feet duck feet Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
5282.840 they look like sanic shoes, they act like mario. the shoe glues has gotta be the shoes. oh i didn't do it correctly. yeah that's, come on back. throw my chainsaw at you? yes i did. turdooken. oh no! oh no! oh i'm your friend! goodbye! he went to go save you don't worry. Search ↗
6443.880 at the pool? what?! i don't know, i'm happy though. that was divine intervention. dang it. i got ducks on my left, ducks on my right. dancing a duck and i do it all night. yeah. triple kill. oh, duck farts. would have been sweet if you could shoot through the bullet hole that he made in the box. yeah, that would be awesome. Search ↗
6676.700 good luck boys got me. oh, that was close got this rob. i believe you. oh, okay. no, don't be afraid to fly you didn't set that other one off. i did it ready Search ↗
6720.240 i figured a lot of people would be throwing them everywhere so they'd like build up faster but it seems like it's just like one person gets to it. back off nick! it's my brimstone! i kinda want that item though. don't look. don't look. oh! it worked! the turkey cannon! the turkey is worky! boom. that's a spartan laser man. that is an official boom. don't you all pack a fail me chad. Search ↗
7338.500 48 seconds sweet plenty of time all right. i got you not need to buy the game to play you just go to jackbox.tv and enter the code you can play for free you can be in the audience i mean we'll try to be funny this time. we'll do our best. you know sometimes. i'm not gonna be funny and then chat says don't vote my this one's really really nice hard. i'm just gonna try to not be funny something that is currently legal that should be banned and Search ↗
7509.440 versus 45. alright, i'll take it! i would have voted for it if it said adam savage bears all. i don't know why that changes it. you would be a bear. where do babies come from? edmund mcmillan, probably your mom's butt. that's an easy one for me. yeah, you're going for probably your mom's butt, right? that's the one, right? mm hmm. no favoritism. Search ↗
7854.200 math shmath. some fuck. a side of your own balls sounds like nl's. you are correct. alright, presently, man rob is just crushing it right now. he's up by like a thousand points. wow. which means you have to really muck it up right here. yeah i'm gonna screw up the round three with that so don't worry. alright. should be showing up right now. everyone can see this one so. four leaf clovers are lucky but if you find a five leaf clover... uh... what? Search ↗
8141.760 well apparently the jackbox website is being a little f'd up right now, but if you can join there's your code right there. just go to jackboss.tv and put it in, but we could have like 10,000 people in here. oh god, okay, alright. alright, you got 14 seconds. good possible questions. just tell me now. no one should ever see my answers. i don't want to now have to go through the indignity of waiting for these to be talked about. Search ↗
8290.500 your reaction made it so much better. just don't talk about it, we can do that. this was the answer i didn't want to ever be read out again out loud. michael is home, he's got 55 to 45. are you fucking kidding me? this is the worst fucking answer ever. Search ↗
8456.900 oh, are you rocking like logitech g930s? yep. mm hmm. yeah, i had those too. that's neat. but they haven't broken, they work, so like, i don't know. it's, if you can... yeah, sorry. oh, that's okay. something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service. you'll never be as successful as jim carrey or northernlion is gonna put you out of a job. Search ↗

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269.980 i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there. Search ↗
301.380 i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there. Search ↗
400.200 i'm sick of these goddamn anime sword guys in smash. to be fair, there are a lot of anime sword guys in smash. you got, well i mean they're not necessarily all guys, i don't want to offend anybody, but you know, you got your mards and your roys and your shulks and your, i don't even know what i thought a shulk was that little turtle thing in this. Search ↗
691.500 but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
745.020 seems to mean that them stacking doesn't really matter that much i guess. because even when you re roll like 20 times you end up with four or five transformations you don't really feel like you're overpowered based on only the transformations. that's true. you do get the ability to fly. right, which is very helpful. yeah, it's useful. and now that the tumor apparently works properly i think it could be a lot better. i still think it's kind of bad. oh yeah? like, i mean, i don't know if it's actually worse but i think it's like not Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1109.640 mean, i don't know. i liked it a loss before i think holy mantle is a positive change yeah, if that's what he's gonna happen. this is all conjecture. yeah, this is all conjecture i just say it's the the game design thing where it's like no matter what you do a certain subset of the community is gonna be very mad at you. i Search ↗
1172.200 the ultimate end to most of these discussions should really be, in my opinion, just like let the game developers do what they think is in the best interest of the game. if you disagree, you disagree, but you know, it's their game, you play it or you don't play it. it's pretty much where i come at it, but it happens. and also like, the vast majority of what's here is fun. we're just nitpicking 1% of the issue. Search ↗
1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
1575.780 if you don't know what's coming. like that's one that i expect, you know, you might lose it once or twice and then be like, okay, i get it. that's what i did. i thought it was, there was invisible enemies in every room hitting me. i didn't know what was happening. i can totally see myself drawing that exact same conclusion. and then it compounds it because you're like shooting at invisible enemies and taking more damage. that's really good. Search ↗
1865.540 well, i just got black candles so i can't be completely upset and there was a battery in here so that's nice and now chad is just they keep saying bumbo needs coin i don't know what bumbo does but he needs coin. all right. let's give bumbo a coin then bumbo one coin oh, it looks so sad. i guess i'll take 99 bombs my brimstone laser gets like narrower at the end. is that prop toasts brimstone? oh, i don't know. oh Search ↗
2006.640 i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know. Search ↗
2035.320 you're not gonna stop though, are you? that's the new like... i don't even know what were the earlier eyes of memes. i just took his coin. oh god. oh lord. what have i done? oh he evolves! it would be great if he hurt you. also why do i still have bumbo on my green mode run? bumbo has persisted. what? oh that's very odd. bumbo. okay what if your eden's blessing carries forward as long as you keep winning? could that be? oh my god that would be hilarious. Search ↗
2284.640 yeah, you should feed bumbo. bumbo's already fed as heck. are there bosses here? cuz i'm just blazing through them. i can't see him. suicide king card. oh, that could be fun. i see, i see. i'm thinking of odd mushroom. why not take bob's brain? you have pyro. bob's brain is a good item and i don't want to disrespect it by having to compare it to bumbo constantly. Search ↗
2411.240 yeah, i know you like that. pardon me? double your bumbo, will the doubled one also level at the same rate as the first one if you keep feeding it? or do you have to feed them both individually? i don't know. i don't know, man. so having a little army of bumbos walking around could be kinda awesome. yeah, i mean it seems like really strong. bumbo also just keeps pooping bombs out occasionally, which is like pretty sweet because i have pyromaniac. yeah, he thinks he's helping, he might not be helping depending on the situation. Search ↗
2526.780 his bumbo is like, he's real big. he's a big bumbo. i don't think it's so many coins for taking damage. this doesn't seem right. i'm sure bumbo appreciates it. i've been probably true, although i took all his coins. when is dank bumbo gonna be a thing? we'll let tyrone know. ooh, a guppy item. interesting. sorry, okay. bumbo, those coins belong to you, man. oh, goldenheart, right. that's true. forgot that i had a goldenheart. lot of interlocking systems to Search ↗
2574.340 think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but... Search ↗
2826.260 always. um, is there a nose and trinket in here, right? yeah, okay. alright, let's fight. bumbo, you keep giving me hp upgrades on the cheap. you can have your coins here. this run's pretty good. oh, and i started a run after having won that last run and did not have eden's blessing give me a free item, so, you know, if we were wondering about that, you don't have to wonder anymore. well, yours wasn't seeded anyway, right? yeah. so your eden's blessing should be gone regardless. yep. Search ↗
3176.440 can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again? Search ↗
3265.340 jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa! Search ↗
3520.160 or apropos of nothing at all, really. just imagining that scenario playing out and she looks at it and she's like, i don't think this is relevant. that's too small to be relevant. i can't see myself mounting this. not relevant. this is like a long fight. there's no question about that. just keep this delicious black powder ready to blow here. bumbo ate all my coins. what am i gonna donate, bumbo? he doesn't care about that. he's just trying to get fed. this is fun. we have fun here. Search ↗
3613.400 bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart. Search ↗
3751.620 don't be scared. it's okay. if you've done other people's yards, what's wrong with doing your own? well i mostly just don't want to be outside for too long because there's a chance somebody in my neighborhood might try to talk to me. oh, i know that feeling. yeah, fair enough. alright, now just stay inside. the leaves will just disintegrate. yeah, i'm hoping that's what'll work out. it will, i guarantee. it's good for the grass, yeah. it's fine. it's good for the grass, good for the gander. good. alright, well i get to get rid of that problem now, i guess. Search ↗
4387.740 oh, you guys are funny. oh no. oh no. you can all twinkle my pinky, how about that? ever since that glitch, the framerate just tanked. i don't know what happened. alright, well, i mean it's not like this is gonna be an esport or anything. Search ↗

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