Quotes about "Divorce"

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Librarian Thu Dec 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

4873.220 but it sounded like marge saying i want a divorce from homer. deep in your heart. wait, what? i still love you. doesn't that sound like marge simpson? that's more like... i know! deep in your heart. fuck! wow! Search ↗

Librarian Wed Apr 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

5742.440 that's true, but i mean, okay, to liken it to this kind of thing, you know, like, like, you kind of take a risk trying to, trying to do, do this, and it's partly because, like, you like playing video games and stuff, you know? that feeling is long since divorce has set me up. Search ↗

Librarian Sat Jun 04 Watch on YouTube ↗

7974.980 i like the idea of like a hip kid who's like you know he's secretly battling stuff but he's trying to keep it 100 on the outside right? keep it haunted yeah. yeah so he's like someone comes up to him like his boy comes up he's like yo are you okay man he's like it's lit man it's lit 100. oh my my parents are getting the fucking hella sweet divorce bro Search ↗

Librarian Sat Aug 13 Watch on YouTube ↗

1608.340 no, i really like for the most part the phone is like a necessary evil and i try to spend like as little time looking at it as possible because otherwise, you know, i can never divorce myself from you know, the internet which is simultaneously but like my primary place of entertainment, but also my office so it's like, you know hell on earth basically, but i don't really know anything about it. Search ↗

Librarian Fri Aug 26 Watch on YouTube ↗

2374.600 here's the cause i just worry that it's a little bit too much to like, you know, hey, i wanna go to arby's for dinner. or i'd rather go to wendy's. we're getting a divorce! you know, like... no, i think it's a little different than that. i wanna lose my life! i wanna suck on my own dick! uh, cause you're not. i'm getting divorced! Search ↗
2456.420 well, i have no idea who this is. i just wanted to watch some binding of isaac stuff. okay, let's pour one out for the dude who just wanted to watch some isaac and then came into this conversation of like, would you divorce your wife if she said you couldn't suck your own dick even though you really wanted to? like mad respect for you for walking into the wrong room and owning it. Search ↗

Librarian Sun Sep 04 Watch on YouTube ↗

7017.100 yeah, didn't he, uh, he like had a dislocated knee and an acl tear. yeah, he almost like ended his whole career. yeah, that sucks, man. yeah, and his dick fell off too. don't tell his wife. she knows. actually, russell wilson just got divorced, didn't he? did he? or was that someone else? maybe it was a different player. russell wilson divorce. yeah, yep. yeah, he got divorced. what a guy. is that katamari? yeah. Search ↗

Librarian Thu Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

3876.920 alright, let's come back and play some ultimate chicken horse okay, oh yeah, we'll be back in three minutes. let me run an ad key. i don't know why game started again let me just done a dad. i'm gonna speedrun it nevermind. sorry. it's closed it's good that you did yeah games pretty fun. mostly just make it chickens divorce Search ↗

Librarian Sun Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

2675.800 however, it's totally true. there's something about the novelty everyone chance you saying you marry you got a married sugar you marry sugar. yeah, absolutely yeah, and you murder blood blood blood is thicker than water though. absolutely. what does that mean for water? water is not part of the album. it's not called blood sugar sex magic water as well divorce water for blood are you married the water right now? i know you kill water. oh Search ↗

Librarian Fri Nov 18 Watch on YouTube ↗

3429.020 it's actually completely tenable, it's just... what? actually no, it is... you can... can you do the merc settle still? oh sure, oh sure. oh yeah. you wanted to? hank is what nl is gonna look like in ten years. yo, what if the good wife married walter white though? that's not that bad. she would divorce him in a fucking second. as flawed as peter flor gives as a character, he's no walter white, i'll tell you that much. i'm just saying, they could be the team of all teams. don't ever try to de ice my ice wall. Search ↗

Librarian Mon Dec 05 Watch on YouTube ↗

7691.520 not a good one. don't like it at all. yeah. i think they're pretty okay at this round. by the way, you're in. wait, did bear get a divorce? just because my wife changed her twitch username doesn't mean we have any marital problems, man. come on. if you really listen hard, you'll hear a seashell say this. do you mind if i roll need? or who's your daddy? Search ↗