Quotes about “Distracted driving”
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3211.66
wonder if they would have thought that was fine, but like no you can't actually look at the touchscreen on your dashboard that's a problem. well. we're going through it in bc right now because there's a huge blitz on like distracted driving which is highly like necessary, and i appreciate it, but at the same time. i'm like okay, so like one dude picks up his phone in a stoplight something i actually legitimately never do and it makes me angry and he looks at a text for two seconds and he's like okay, i'm good and
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3136.10
you see hugh jackman on hot ones. i don't watch youtube. i don't watch any. i watch the road when i'm driving, which is a foreign concept these days based on the kind of behavior that i see outside on a daily basis. that's about it, man. i watch my daughter at the playground. here we go again. here we go again. we get it. you look at the road when you drive. some of us get very easily distracted, okay? holy cow, i was zooming here. wow, great start.
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7345.920
we got, uh, we got fuel. we are a little sleepy, but we got, we got fuel. we can get out of here. oh, we'll be careful on that. it's getting real now. this is distracted driving. i wouldn't recommend doing this. oh look, this scum is forgetting california already. or forgiving california already! i see. daniel gheesling, rest in peace. a simultaneous release.
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585.50
the police officer, 35 seconds before he gives me a $300 ticket for distracted driving, be like, beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep bo
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1828.06
reading chat while driving, i never drive like distracted. 100%. you will not catch me using my phone when i drive at all, even at stoplights. uh oh.
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2290.58
you know what's crazy though? i don't mean to make this necessarily about the police, but if i'm like playing the binding of isaac while driving my car, they send me to prison. but every time i see a police officer driving in vancouver, they're like using a laptop next to them while they drive and like, but there's nobody to pull them over, right? like it's not like internal affairs doesn't have like a cruiser that's going to be like, hey, you were distracted driving.
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3646.46
the national be like... nick cave be like... we should probably try a second playthrough on controller. bro, what are you... i was goated with the sauce, man. i was... i was... do you see the way i was slipping betwixt vehicles? i'm driving just fine. you got nothing to worry about. texting and driving? a little bit. i got distracted by the controller vibration, honestly.
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4378.68
really? yeah. although, mouth, he always likes to tell a story when i was driving home from school one day. i never bring this up. you always bring it up and then you bring up the time that i, oh, we can't go this way, that i accidentally ran the stop sign while there at the stop light red light. you did turn left on a on a red light. to be fair, i was distracted by three drunken teenagers. so that's he's not being weird. that was the passengers of the car. yeah.
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1269.020
just take my car, please. it's distracted driving. i just... when you... i was playing eliminator on tuesday, every time i saw smoke, it was a pickup truck. now i'm playing eliminator, they don't make pickup trucks anymore. that one we probably should have not hit, but whatever we want. please. thank you. triple 09. tony stark's suv. it's not an suv?
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3291.820
well, we're going through it in bc right now because there's a huge blitz on like distracted driving which is highly like necessary and i appreciate it but at the same time i'm like okay so like one dude picks up his phone in a stoplight something i actually legitimately never do and it makes me angry and he looks at a text for two seconds and he's like okay i'm good
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3924.44
are your strict driving standards based on your own incompetence? wow, we got a badass in chat. we got somebody who's really good at texting and driving in chat. obviously the law shouldn't apply to you, mommy's special little boy. i was talking about normal people who aren't good at texting and driving because they have average human brains. your superior human brain? i'm sure you don't get distracted and you only look at it for like a second. and also you believe that nothing bad on earth could ever happen to you because you're just built different. so congratulations.
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399.62
but he was like, alright kids, we're going to the dump! and then he was like going to the dump and he got distracted while he was driving and like, you know, almost cut somebody off or something and his kids were like making fun of him for not being a good driver. and i was like, man, that's like, a, that's too real. but then when they got to the dump, he was throwing out like his old kids drawings, or his kids old drawings i should say. and uh,
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