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did i just get fucked on? yeah you did. so here's nick you told me the most exciting thing that happened in your weekend, i'm gonna now tell you the most exciting thing that happened in mine. why? nobody asked you. wow! i'm sorry josh. what happened in your weekend? just kidding, tell me about it. thank you nicholas, i appreciate it. somebody on this show cares about his i wanna know anyway. i sure know. um did ryuka get the suit? oh! what the fuck was that? yeah did you hear that terrible sound? i think that was me? oh god dammit. me? is it your lighter rob? no it wasn't.
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when i was rarely asked, i was always happy to help. now that i'm asked all the time, nobody's getting anything. you did too much! it's like mouth bringing a pack of gum to school, you know? if you ask for a stick every day, pretty soon he's not going to let you know that he has any gum. he said, you got to buy your own? and i said, no, i don't like gum that much. look at that.
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yeah, i'm fucking with eric clapton. i saw him open for louis c.k. and minsk last year. good show, man. it was a good show. anytime we get the first four notes, i'm pleased. three's not good enough. did you know the speed run for this game is seven minutes long? hang on. someone's asking a movie question. did you know nobody asked? that is fucking true, dude. that is true. that one looked all right.
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to the article, if i'm being honest, just because i was like, well, i think that the reason that it did poorly at the box office is because it's a g.i. joe movie in 2021. nobody asked for it at all. we're still recovering or in the midst of a global pandemic that only allowed theaters in a large part of the world to open up, you know, over the course of even like the past couple of weeks.
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and they go, oh my god, dude, who's the sweetest boy? who's the sweetest boy? who's the sweetest boy? i want to know everything about him. what kind of breed is he? where'd you get him? is he a rescue? did you adopt him? did you... who's a good boy? what is he like to eat? what's his favorite food? you know, they're like, they've never been happier. they see my baby, they give me a sneer. they give me a... okay, well first off, nobody asked you. don't flatter yourself. secondly, like, i don't, you know, i'm just saying, there's some cute dogs out there.
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apologize to all the ear users in chat. anyway, how am i doing? i'm doing well. thank you for asking. nobody asked, but let's pretend that they did. you know, yesterday was a good day. all the stuff on, you know, the twitch stuff is going really well. the youtube stuff is going pretty well and we're figuring it out.
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face dead i'm very very sorry to hear that thank you your condolences are she was a fierce warrior highly war in warranted and what am i talking about by the way? how did you know my wife okay? i? will make improvements to the axe but nobody asked well, it's true, but but knowing your mother she would have insisted. i repair that act of vandalism perpetrated against her axe by my brother. oh
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and now what are you doing? well somebody told me there's slots up here. i don't know what a slot is. slots are, it's a one armed bandit. i'm aware of what a slot machine is. but everyone just says blind. nobody says this is where they are. they just say blind. you walked past it. there's two of them. is this what i asked for? did i ask you to tell me where they are or for you to give me increasingly abstract hints about a warmer, warmer, it's a furnace looking thing.
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oh, my brother ain't doing much, that's for sure. oh, oh, oh. i don't know. i'm thinking. i'm at the double g. look at that. respectful enemy team. nobody asked my ethnicity or told me to kill myself. this is a new era. i gotta be honest, i was kind of bringing up the rear in that one. you did the last hit.
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i nobody's ever asked me that before. you really threw me for a loo it's going well, how are you doing? oh, you know, pretty good. how are you doing, nick? i'm flying blind, i can't see anything anyone's saying in my chat. it's completely empty. did you recently make some changes to the software environment of your personal computer? yeah. alright. twitch is probably just broken then. hey, uh, we're gonna play some getting over it and then we're gonna play some fun employed and then we're gonna play some, uh, in the final section, we're gonna play some quiplash.
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