Quotes about “Did you know nobody asked”
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did i just get fucked on? yeah you did. so here's nick you told me the most exciting thing that happened in your weekend, i'm gonna now tell you the most exciting thing that happened in mine. why? nobody asked you. wow! i'm sorry josh. what happened in your weekend? just kidding, tell me about it. thank you nicholas, i appreciate it. somebody on this show cares about his i wanna know anyway. i sure know. um did ryuka get the suit? oh! what the fuck was that? yeah did you hear that terrible sound? i think that was me? oh god dammit. me? is it your lighter rob? no it wasn't.
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nobody asked! cait did get so frustrated at devil's plan season 2 that she said come over here so i can hit you. and to be honest, i like completely understood. it's only first storm. it doesn't hurt. oh, so it's like genuine fortnite mode. that's nothing but a peanut. and it's only partial of the cait. oh my god! okay, they gotta do something about exiting the mines. cuz you take the thing up and then you don't know where you're going once you get up there. don't hold forward. maybe they could just make it work!
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when i was rarely asked, i was always happy to help. now that i'm asked all the time, nobody's getting anything. you did too much! it's like mouth bringing a pack of gum to school, you know? if you ask for a stick every day, pretty soon he's not going to let you know that he has any gum. he said, you got to buy your own? and i said, no, i don't like gum that much. look at that.
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yeah, i'm fucking with eric clapton. i saw him open for louis c.k. and minsk last year. good show, man. it was a good show. anytime we get the first four notes, i'm pleased. three's not good enough. did you know the speed run for this game is seven minutes long? hang on. someone's asking a movie question. did you know nobody asked? that is fucking true, dude. that is true. that one looked all right.
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to the article, if i'm being honest, just because i was like, well, i think that the reason that it did poorly at the box office is because it's a g.i. joe movie in 2021. nobody asked for it at all. we're still recovering or in the midst of a global pandemic that only allowed theaters in a large part of the world to open up, you know, over the course of even like the past couple of weeks.
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and they go, oh my god, dude, who's the sweetest boy? who's the sweetest boy? who's the sweetest boy? i want to know everything about him. what kind of breed is he? where'd you get him? is he a rescue? did you adopt him? did you... who's a good boy? what is he like to eat? what's his favorite food? you know, they're like, they've never been happier. they see my baby, they give me a sneer. they give me a... okay, well first off, nobody asked you. don't flatter yourself. secondly, like, i don't, you know, i'm just saying, there's some cute dogs out there.
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apologize to all the ear users in chat. anyway, how am i doing? i'm doing well. thank you for asking. nobody asked, but let's pretend that they did. you know, yesterday was a good day. all the stuff on, you know, the twitch stuff is going really well. the youtube stuff is going pretty well and we're figuring it out.
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by the way, nobody asked me about the peloton today. did you just assume? did you just assume that i wouldn't ride because we got home like fairly late last night because john wayne airport can't handle the little snow? like don't insult me. of course i did. i mean it had been four days. so you know i did my 90 minutes at around 170 something watts. 30 minute emma lovewell
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face dead i'm very very sorry to hear that thank you your condolences are she was a fierce warrior highly war in warranted and what am i talking about by the way? how did you know my wife okay? i? will make improvements to the axe but nobody asked well, it's true, but but knowing your mother she would have insisted. i repair that act of vandalism perpetrated against her axe by my brother. oh
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in the decision to leave when the woman asked the man why he didn't get sushi. i know you were pogging. i didn't even think about it. i didn't even think about it until now. now, when my daughter wrote my wife a card for mother's day and the card said, my mom likes to eat rice and seaweed with salmon on top of it. did i say nobody can tell me my lived experience but me? yes, yes, i did say that. i said that internally in my head. and i said, oh, that's cute.
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