Quotes about “Dick skin december”
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paintings look good in a frame. huge if true. been saying it for years. that sound effect was just someone's grumbly tummy. excuse me? can i say, speaking of grumbly tummies, this is not an advertisement. my wife, she's been trying to fad me up a little bit, which i think is actually good. dick skin december is not for like another six weeks still. so i opened my door the other day, well yesterday, and i saw a package out there of these things called midday squares.
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like three of the same people basically every day and then like a rotating crowd of like 15 to 20 people that make up the other five spots, you will do dick skin december this year, which is my way of telling myself to stop eating 600 calories of goldfish crackers at like 9 p.m. every night. but i'm running a deficit, man. you need to recharge the fuel cells in order to go in the morning.
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does he like the green eggs and ham? and she says, yeah. and i'm like, okay, then you should try like your chicken nuggets. it's not even like a strange food. they're chicken nuggets. and she's like, i don't like them. and i'm like, you don't like chicken nuggets? we're getting her happy meal. she's eating the yogurt and the french fries, then dipping her finger in the dipping sauce. that's more chicken nuggets for you. excuse me, i'll have you know, for some of us, dick's skin december never ended.
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plus we unlocked another mystery card. strong guy. if your hand is empty, plus six power. there's legit a marvel character named strong guy. i mean he looks pretty strong, don't get me wrong. he's an x man. look at those lats, man. he didn't really skip leg day. look at his freaking, look at the striations. he's definitely doing dick skin december. well anyway, that was marvel snap. let me choose the outcome. will we win this one? yes.
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considering they turned him from benedict wong into matthew fox from lost when he tells kate they have to go back to the island. oh my god, plus two. they love the lost reference. they love it. looks like me before dick skin december. okay. i mean that was, those were some incredible quizzes. i don't even know if that was the one that was originally recommended.
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the molly was sick though. fuck my shit life. i'm paying out. i already knew one more doesn't mean one more. one more never means one more. it means one more satisfying one. holy cow, he's insane? i just heard about this new thing called going goblin. think i might try it sometimes? how many nuggets you eating? i got three left. 10 piece fry list? that could still be part of dick skin december. okay, i mean you're a barbarian. i think you should lead the way. don't worry, i gotcha.
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how's dick skin december going? i kind of forgot about it and then like two days ago i ate what must have been like a 1600 calorie sandwich so i think i might push that until uh until 2023. where's the spider man? spider man is also in the yard. it's dr. strange. there we go there's spider man. about magic surprise party.
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we might get like 150 kids. i don't want to have. what if i buy 100 full size chocolate bars? i'm out like 100, 150 bucks. we get 100 kids. okay, i'm out 150 bucks. not a big deal. it's a nice halloween. what if we get fucking six kids that come to the house? now i got 94 candy bars. i don't want to eat that shit. dick skin december is coming up, man.
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what about those double ipas? i started cutting them out already to get ready for dick skin december. the closer you get to dick skin, the harder it is to get your skin to look like the skin of your dick, man. something's gotta give. librarian, did you tell people to always give me the question marks when i say dick skin december? or do we have more turnover than a call center? cuz i feel like i've explained dick skin december like 150 times.
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i haven't been here since last november? okay, well honestly that's like the only reasonable excuse you could have. dick skin december is when you... okay, dick skin is a body building term for when your body fat gets so low that the skin all over your body is as thin as the skin on your... resembles the same thickness as the skin on your penis. and you have to do it in december. i know it's not the best month for it because it's the holidays.
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what about those double ipas? i started cutting them out already to get ready for dick skin december. the closer you get to dick skin, the harder it is to get your skin to look like the skin of your dick, man. librarian, did you tell people to always give me the question marks when i say dick skin december? or do we have more turnover than a call center? because i feel like i've explained dick skin december like 150 times.
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i haven't been here since last november? okay, well honestly that's like the only reasonable excuse you could have. dick skin is a body building term for when your body fat gets so low that the skin all over your body is as thin as the skin on your... resembles the same thickness as the skin on your penis. and you have to do it in december. i know it's not the best month for it because it's the holidays. but it's the only month that starts with d.
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