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it's like you get so sick even your dick is dying. purple? the head of it is a little... i don't know what color to describe it as. what would you describe it as? salmon? it's probably more salmon than purple, i'll give you that. is there any other place on your body that has the same skin as the head of your dick? that's like a one of one, right? like i don't know what the fuck they're doing with that. your lips, okay. maybe your lips. i could see that. but they're not the same because your lips get chapped.
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the skin looks like a penis from behind, yes. yes, we know. it looks like a dick dipped in polyurethane from behind. this is an uncut gem.
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what's it like? do you have anything to say? no, i don't know. that's just that's all he's in. that's all angora said. so what's it like then? that's a good question. i don't know. what is it like? what's regular viagra like? makes your dick hard for four hours or more. nick, you got to push the boat into the water. i can't push it. it's too heavy. so i was trying to turn it on. well, then you got to come back to us. we can't. the water's too deep. no, i think maybe i can. makes her vagina hard. like a rhino skin.
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but nick wants different flavored cum, why can't we just flavor our dicks, you know? that's what i'm saying. hell yeah, brother. right? and then flavor the cum to go with the dick. because then skin flavoring in general would become a thing and people would be sucking on their fingers all day and shit. sounds awesome. you could do like a banana split combo where the dick tastes like banana and it shoots out chocolate sauce. oh, and then your balls taste like the split.
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but it's still kind of, you know, vibes. that would be, imagine you hit a home run through the window. you like caught it while you were pissing. it's like a mentos ad. oh! it's your dick clean off. worth? i mean we're one step away from people saying they don't get naked to piss anymore. already not getting naked in the gym locker room. no wonder y'all so stinky. i found the skin of a copper ball by the way. you see that? keep momentum.
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paintings look good in a frame. huge if true. been saying it for years. that sound effect was just someone's grumbly tummy. excuse me? can i say, speaking of grumbly tummies, this is not an advertisement. my wife, she's been trying to fad me up a little bit, which i think is actually good. dick skin december is not for like another six weeks still. so i opened my door the other day, well yesterday, and i saw a package out there of these things called midday squares.
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i've done the palatine so much that i think i've had circulatory adaptation. i now have a permanently visible vein right here on my temple. that's how dick skin we're getting right now. and when i get really mad, i get one like right here. but i also have like one vein. i don't know. i guess it's pumping blood to like my left eyeball because that's my good one. right one is fucking decrepit. like, uhh. anyway.
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but definitely, if i look at old photos of my dad, when i'm like four, he has 1.5 chins. and then from that point onwards, he's like, i was gonna say he's dick skinned. but he is pretty lean, honestly. i'm jealous. we should probably open up the rat door right now so we don't lose this armor. instead, what i'm gonna do is say we don't lose armor by just being good. what is dick skin?
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it's like when your body fat percentage is so low that i can see the veins in your calves. that's when your dick skin. this is not the room you wanna do when you say you're not gonna lose any armor. i think that tracks my parents seem to be at their heaviest when me and my brother were five and ten respectively. honestly, you start, you have a good excuse honestly, when not only are you busy,
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she's pretty cool. he's alright. i guess i wanted to be like trent when i was a little kid actually except for the smoking part trent reznor know him too. i like trent reznor also, but her brother's name was trent. okay? i wanted to be like roger klotz when i was younger get a green skin and like orange hair i'm not even i was such a dick
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like three of the same people basically every day and then like a rotating crowd of like 15 to 20 people that make up the other five spots, you will do dick skin december this year, which is my way of telling myself to stop eating 600 calories of goldfish crackers at like 9 p.m. every night. but i'm running a deficit, man. you need to recharge the fuel cells in order to go in the morning.
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