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i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it.
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unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left
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no. oh wait, like in order? yes. yeah. okay, give it to me again. that's column two. yes, column two. so it's a pound or like the thing with the two dots on it? correct. then the backwards c with the dot. hyundai symbol, upside down question mark. oh, easy. okay, last pNL. i got a minute forty five. it's another symbol pNL. it's a sixth upside down question mark, the logo for the tampa bay devil rays, and a smiley face.
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when does that actually come out or is that the problem? mmm, it's i don't think it has a date yet quarter one or something or something quarter four i don't i don't i think you were right. i think that's partially the problem it is okay i play hard then a few levels and it seemed pretty well made when i played it yeah, i just don't know they're gonna go ahead and lance that well there goes my devil deal i am i'm a little skeptical that i'm gonna get my own as well. i
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i'm still alive one second. there's a really okay. i lost my deal with the devil um yeah was it the same room with the chargers? yes? i believe um actually might have been mullaboom, but it's a mullaboom same principle. yeah um i was like man i can't find time in the day to like let's be honest can't find the motivation in the day to like reliably exercise but i can put three and a half hours a day into rebirth no problem without even noticing yeah
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how do i do this? i've got a devil room with a little brimstone with two hearts, i've got a guppy's tail and the mark, and i have one red heart, so i think i'm just gonna take the mark. oh, that is... that's where things get interesting. my suggestion to you would mark reroll. but i... how do i get more? the lead secret, sugar ray. i'm not gonna get any more red hearts, though. right, but you still... no, but they'll reroll the souls. exactly. your devil deals with... oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. i did not realize that that's how that works. thank you. no problem. you saved me an item.
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or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay.
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want to deal with nonsense it hurts to what what hurts kate? did you hit your elbow on something again? oh the funny bone watch out for its food see kate's message. she's not talking about pooping again is she she's always talking about does come up a bunch yeah, i can't fathom nick doesn't know shit like that you know i don't really do a lot of rerolling in devil room so you're right. it's probably silly that i don't i
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it would have been better if it was nwa. i mean they had the harlem globetrotters and scooby doo. that is true. oh good. it's not quite the same but... the deal with the devil is all red chests. lovely. hey that's how much down it was. scooby doo did have a lot of weird guests. yeah they had like cameos for the stars but in cartoon form. apparently mc hammer did have a show where he was a cartoon. that doesn't surprise me. so did bill cosby, right?
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if i use undefined in the curse room guys, i might get an air room and then it would skip my boss room and my devil deal. and i'm really hoping for like, dead cat. so... oh, they both had 2112. oh, cool. sounds like rush sold out. yeah, fucking rush. no wonder the canadian dollar's so weak, there haven't been enough rhythm games to allow rush to contribute to the economy.
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it may only be a sub genre actually, but it's getting there. finally. i had to throw four lives to get out of my cursor room because i was in a devil deal and it like put me back in the cursor room after the devil deal. put me back in the devil deal. it was like... jesus. how did i even get into this bloody big nutshell? i know what you're saying.
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guppy's tail, pore, which i all found in the devil deal on the first floor from a chest. very good luck. odd mushroom, cube of meat, cricket's body, the screw, and cole. kinda threw some lives away to some spikes though. i don't know, we'll see. actually the segment is supposed to be over right now though.
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not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing.
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but i can always go in the the silver door first though because you get a free item before you do anything you find like ten waves of enemies and then you uh? you know live your life you can decide you can decide if you want to do devil deals too by just doing another wave. it's great have you never or sorry let me put it this way have you ever not done a devil deal in green mode by accident once
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look at the counter on the left side of your screen. when it gets to 8 out of 10, that means there's two waves left and that's when it stops. i'm at 8 out of 10. then that's the last wave. the next one is the boss. at 9 it's the boss and at 10 it's the devil deal boss. alright, so you're saying i want to do the white door.
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i don't think josh pressed the deal with the devil button. it happens. is that the button that i asked you if i should press and you said no? well, i don't know there's only one button on the ground you should always it changes. alright. no, it's three different buttons. there's a boss button, a regular button, and a star button. no matter what the button looks like i did press the star button. that's the devil button. you should always press the button if you if you have the chance. no, you press it and you check for the strip, and if it's white then you let go on a one.
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alright. and sorry if i missed anybody, feel free to say so if i have. telepathy for dummies? no. this is exciting. i'm excited. alright, so deal with the devil. i press that button and now there's another boss. yeah, and now you'll fight for a deal with the devil now. you'll fight for your life. you'll fight to survive. is that hulk hogan theme song or is this some like anime theme song? i was gonna go for muse but your way is fine too.
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fight for the rights of mankind we will fight to survive you've probably played it in guitar hero at least once you motherfuckers are scrambling my brain with your inanity like i just did i pressed the deal with everybody but fought the bosses and then was like just you scrambled my brain so i just skipped the deal with the devil see it can happen. i told you how do you live on a regular basis? how do you live with yourself? it's so unfocused
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that's cool. did you know lump of coal is now in the shop list of items? is it, or is it just in the shop in greed mode? well, it's in the shop in greed mode. i don't think that means it's in the shop. it's also in the devil deal rotation. right, yeah. that is. i'm aware of that. how does brack the man have a hat on his head?
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fucking devil no ghost no angels can kill angels get items devil ghost angel i like the process of elimination working your way up. you can kill the angels yeah, just drop a bomb if you have wait i have mom's knife or something yeah, travels behind you because you have the mom transformation probably really, where's that? i don't get it
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hey, kinravid. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get the, um... i'm gonna go pour some coffee into this mug and i'll be back in a second. it's alright. i'll hold down the fort for you. i hate how dark this is. turn up your gamma. that's the way to trick tyrone and edmund. yeah? they can't tell. i'm just playing with the weird shuffle puck ghost right now. it's really cute. alright. oh shit, yeah that helps a lot. alright. i've got some money. i'm gonna do the devil deal here.
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that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d
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we still love you though. oh man, that was a good time. good times. oh, good times. alright. really slow run, man. when do you get that cool devil deal? is that floor three? oh great, i didn't get one then. alright.
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i was too excited about getting back this battery that i think i just missed out on the devil room. so i'm sorry. oh, there's a noodle man right here! he's right here! is he noodling? he's noodling all around. so is he like, grabbing... uh... catfish? with his bare hands? mmm, no. that's what noodling is. every fucking run! now i can do the hush and mega satan all in the same run on this seed. what's a hush? is that that weird thing that you fought? it's a type of puppy. i saw him fight the weird blue.
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you're talking dr. dre. i thought they had my back all this time. they're not at your door to do anything. they're literally just ready to make an entrance back on up. what's blue time? is it blue time? what's blue time? i don't know, is it blue time? i blue time. look at my fucking face right now, chad. look at this shit. what is even this? so i can reroll blue time to m. what's the... what's dial m for murder? what's devil m?
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what do we get? robo baby. oh my god. it makes you immune to explosions. okay, that's good to know actually. and actually very sensible thematically speaking. oh! mom's knife is a devil room thing now. first item room. holy mantle. rainbow worm. here we go, baby. mom's knife is a de wasn't mom's knife a devil room item before? yeah. i don't know. mom's knife has always been a devil room item. i've never seen it before. how is that even possible?
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what the heck is this? i got a spoon bender triple shot dead onion. it's not a triple shot though. what's interdimensional? oh fuck off game! walk into a devil room there's a fucking enemy hiding behind the devil thing and i walk instantly into it and die. i think nick's upset. god damn it tyrone! god damn it tyrone! oh i just yeah, walk into a room accidentally shoot twice and blow myself up. god damn it.
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unless that was the deal with the devil just before mega satan. i think me and kobold operate on all the same seeds remember so that's true. i remember happen corn flies man what's corn flies? they're yellow corn poo sounded oh, those are the piss flies dog charlie wins more you said that what our corn flies sounds like owen wilson to me what are corn flies? yeah, see pretty similar. oh, yeah, so i'm oh yeah talking about i
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dick handled that i did megastan and i almost had a darkroom run, but i went into the devil deal and had one of those little guys pop up on me. oh man that's awful that sucks yeah, and i also had the megastan key as well and i just hit the darkroom was there from a red chest pretty bad? i don't know like i'm i'm concerned about how to even beat the lost i
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should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay.
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i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking.
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but, uh, thank you, dad squad, for life. thanks, dad. with a subscription. much appreciated. kitty league! we're getting carried, boys! you know what's awesome? is when you get a deal with the devil in green mode and it's, uh, two runes and they're both hagalas. that's why you leave those locked and only unlock jara and zethro. oh, can you do that? are those from challenges? oh yeah. oh my god, i never even considered that.
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i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not.
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instead of how he's like i find like the lilith and the devil deal, and i have two little i like that if i can make that happen or i get like some awesome to your effects. i'm like this is cool enough i had a two of them with triple brimstone, okay, that is awesome that is the first daily because i just got the first daily on my greed mode with lilith. what does that mean? soy milk? oh i see
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it is indeed. wait, do you have the blue crown then? i do, and the green head. we got all sorts of goodies. i'm not taking bob's brain, you lucky so and so's. i will take tammy's head though. i don't need more money, i'm losing. why is nick skipping deal with the devil on the first floor? because i have low health and because i just figured it would be a better idea to not bother when i only had one soy milk turret. thank you silastv for the sub, what's up man?
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remember him as he was, not as he is. so do you get any more pennies for not leaving the room and doing every wave? i don't run the math yet? don't think so, but it really feels like you should. but i think the only punishment that you get for pushing the button is that you take damage on it. oh, okay. so maybe that's balance. i don't know. for my own convenience, i just like to do everything through the devil deal in one fell swoop. as lilith, that's like definitely the optimal play. absolutely.
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i can't imagine the sugar rush you'd get from that too. they, i think a couple of them actually forced themselves to throw up so they didn't experience that. yeah. i think it's probably sensible. what if the fuck is this mega fatty? i know he's tiny! we got little nips instead of big nips. this first fucking devil room, i'm like, i just want to start over. this is taking so long. is it trash? i have no damage, so like this duke of flies just keeps making more flies. okay, finally died. you guys take fanny pack?
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as cool as it is, it's like also functionally worthless. let's check out our deal with the devil first though. oh yeah, is that are we guppy now? nope. sorry to get your hopes up. we're doing the ultra great fight now. we'll reroll this. why not? i'm in the secret room with mom's perfume in it. what is this? oh my god, my eyes. uh... i have epic fetus and when it shoots, it shoots 12 times. that's a lot. that's like... quad shot, triple shot, epic fetus. wow.
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you're stoked about that d100. d100, best item in the game, man. it's finally getting its just desserts. this ain't gonna work. what are you talking about? blue baby's only friend is the best item is the lost, man. boy, i got addicted. pretty safe item. all you gotta do is live long enough to be able to prosper. and by that i mean make it to your first deal with the devil. this is easy. what's left? oh. johnny? met metonomic?
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oh yeah, i got an idea playing as the lost. let's go fight lust on this narrow ass room. good idea. alright, gotta bait her up and then go down. yeah, i got a little lucky there. bait her up. the ragmans are really annoying in those rooms. yes. with the chest. this is correct. d4 you little bitch. this is a good run man. fuck off. yes. three deals with the devil. i don't want to d4 yet. you gotta live long enough so that we can get like 20 items and then reroll.
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the damage is sad. it is sad. oh yeah, i'll fight the frail, no problem. easiest boss in the game. all i need is a deal with the devil though, and then you get brimstone, then you got a homing brimstone holy mantle. there's your hush lost victory, no problem.
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maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item.
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don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh
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that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm.
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yeah, he's only got one leg, right? i just really wanted to lampshade the one leg element, because, you know, daddy's got a leg and it's here for you. so, and then i actually ended up finding brimstone, like my first devil deal, which is pretty carry. but then i had to rush through the levels with two hearts for like five floors, with just brimstone and daddy's love, but... it was pretty scary, but we got it done. i was in like 12 minutes or something.
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and then teleport into the... devil room? i loooove these tiers. i got triple shot, tech 10, proptosis green lasers of death. i've got freaking hammer of dawn mode right now. it's like doctor fetus, or epic fetus effect, but everything just dies in one hit. and at three shots... learn from my mistakes! pick a run and run with it. oh, it gets worse after this? you're gonna end up like me, i nicknamed myself.
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so if you've done all of your regular rooms in your boss room, it'll teleport you to your secret room. and if you've done both of your secret rooms in all of your rooms, it'll teleport you to the error room. or the devil deal, or whatever room you have at it. it like narrows down all your rooms slowly. if this teleports me to the error room, i'm gonna be so happy. the devil room will be like, ah whatever. but the error room would be hilarious so i could do another floor with no damage.
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like i thought there's gonna be something with the secret rooms in greed mode where you had to like pause the waves in between to find like the next secret room that may have a chance to be open but if you like just skip through all the waves they like locked behind or something and you have to do that all the way through until you get like the devil deal and then blow the secret room and that and then it gives you like something to work towards.
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to the wafting and then while it was paused on that level you would go and look for a secret room the next secret room in like a succession like you're unlocking a puzzle or something i gotcha, i gotcha and then you go all the way through until the last eleventh wave and then you blow through your devil deal to get like a puzzle piece or something unique to like for an unlock or something it's like freaking playing the movie cube that's kind of badass but nah there's nothing cool like that i looked
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and every month they sent you a new strain of the devil's lettuce in the mail. it's the dankest idea i've heard all day! does that kill you too? yeah, everybody just dies. i guess it's legal if you're a resident of like four or five states. so wait, it's a loot crate for weed? yes. wow! i think it's more like an empty box for weed. that is actually genius.
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i'm gonna make it easy. uh, did you get a deal with the devil on your second floor? are you not, uh... i'm still working on that. i played fairly slowly, you might be new to this. no, that's okay, there's nothing wrong with that. have you heard the good news about cloud strife? no, please come in, let us discuss this. that's pretty, i mean, i guess it's cool, you know, people are stoked about it probably. you know who's probably really stoked about that? it's square enix. yeah.
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the devil deal. well yeah, i mean i assumed it was a devil deal, but like... and which overrides the other one? i assume it would be brimstone? it depends on the order you take them, i think. i think if you take both of them they would just become a brimstone beam that shoots knives. like not a brimstone beam, but basically like a monstro's lung, mom's knife kind of situation, except it would all shoot straight out in front of you. but yeah, i think brimstone is probably more fun.
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet.
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it sounds like there's nothing that will make everybody happy. you might be right, but to play devil's advocate, the one time that i did say it was bad game design, i was really more complaining about the fact that there are rooms that can instantly do damage to you that they didn't seem to care to get rid of. so that would be the point where if you just address that, i think we could be more okay with it purely killing you all the time.
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there isn't even mention it. it's just done. umm... yeah, whatever. let's just use the emperor. what do we care? i've also hilariously only gotten like one deal with the devil on this run because i've taken so much redheart damage. hmm. this is surprising that the run is so powerful in spite of my ineptitude, but...
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um, nah, you should just kill. hang on to that. i'm sorry, probably. i've still got a minute, so we're good. put an item that respawns krampus into the krampus pool. yeah, there's an item, it's just called like the christmas stalking, and it makes all deals with the devil krampus. not just for that run though, for actually your entire rebirth career, unless you delete your save. oh, that's so them. but then if you delete your save, you become krampus.
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that's a lot of dresses. she was a bridesmaid 27 times. but instead of thinking her life was rich because of her bounty of people who considered her a great friend, she was very sad because she got no one to stick it to her on a regular basis. the devil deal item that looks like a stomach, that's a cambion conception, right? yeah, it's uh that gives you a random chance to get a friend sometimes? yeah, i think it's actually okay.
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oh, this guy's got scatter bombs too. eh. some people gotta grind for everything in this life. babs just over here getting free scatter bombs. universe just hands some people everything. next you're gonna tell me he's got the lazy worm. yeah, he did. i take it the lazy worm. i'm having to think real hard about how i do this here in triple devil deal too. just so you can feel a little more pity for me. doubtlessly, probably 9 lives of satanic bible.
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cuz you can peel it or you can just eat it as is. oh god, yeah, wow. that one makes me definitely not want to suck your dick. okay, i'm gonna call mine that thing that bob ross does with the brush on the piece of metal. beating the devil out of it? yeah, beating the devil out of it, the dick. you're gonna call it like a hyphenated phrase? hey, why not? it's the 2010s, there's nothing wrong with that. come on, man. i'm sorry, i should be more open minded. i can't believe you're so judgmental about my cock.
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