Quotes about “Des”
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chat spoiler, deck jan doesn't actually have a deck. they go inside. it sucks. ryan's the one scum when it first came out he's a he's a i call it, des jan. well it's december plus january, it should be des jan. no, it it should be des jan. yeah, absolutely. nick nick, don't do this. just makes sense, people are gonna think there's a deck involved. ooh, michael caine.
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close this can't be happening push the blue thing out of the way, and now you fucked it. yo how'd you get your driver's license? you don't have to back up a freaking 18 wheeler into a barn to get your driver's license where do you live it's your boy, des moines? look at what happened to the last guy who said that i chopped his car and have it put it on the left side of the screen go straight back first okay, just back the truck up and turn the wheel the opposite way with the opposite way here forward. oh
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katamari damacy soundtrack. kill all your shrinky a christmas present won by four votes. i voted for chocolat. chocolat? i voted for the christmas present, i'm one of the four. did i just run out of space? yeah. yes. yeah, i think you did. a rejected rejected? chocolat. a rejected tourism slogan for des moines, iowa. home of des moines or home of the endless fields of goddamn corn.
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i mean eclairs are delicious. tom hanks, janks... michael cera carrots? yeah. alright, do your best salmon impression one, but all the player votes went to strip bear on a dare and eat an eclair. that's fun, i mean... i would have voted for the eclair myself, honestly. that's why i answered that one. a terrible talent to have for the miss america pageant. can fart backwards while singing, or best rapper in des moines. how do you fart backwards?
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that's your cousin who moved out of your small town and now he lives in bellevue, washington. of course it would be washington, yeah. just as quirky as the band. exactly! he moved out of des moines, iowa to get out to the west coast. but he wasn't quite ready for portland. i mean, there's a bunch of weirdos there. so, like, bellevue. good jobs in the tech sector. i heard there's a unicycler with a darth vader mask that plays the bagpipes.
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wrestling's weird like that. you never know who's getting hurt. oh, you blocked me. that's because i'm good at the counter system already. whoa! you shot me down! he's des as he gets countered. oh, it said press y to do your signature. no, no, rob, stop, stop, stop! it said press y to do your signature. okay, press y. oh, god! i press y to do my signature instead. no, nick, let me do this. let me have this, nick!
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it's always been a mo oh he's got a donk dude. he's got a great ass! ooh he's got a bit of a he's got a gun! get down! i wanna watch him see you make a comic book out of these characters and watch them interact. i've been thinking about it. get yourself a man who looks like a pess de pess de pess des despenser. a des despem ser. a des de tem ser.
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it's nonsense. i would not des okay, yes. it makes sense. it makes sense. but it's not a gift. no, i know. yes. i know, but i'm just saying, semantically speaking, austin, all i know is that i'm in the heckin' heckin' the game right now. yeah, yeah, yeah.
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annual gathering that has not happened for a while that des jan deck jam deck jam deck jam just sounds like some yeah like a health problem like a poetry slam or a yeah you got it actually deck jam would be not a bad is that like a party on a deck yep with jam
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into the cauldron are those like shoes my airbus yeah i get it yo forget that i don't want to really want to reject alchemy but what the heck is a desiderium vis crystal ah banger blank des des the desert
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back streets, i mean jungle land is there as well. they do need a sufjan stevens ride man. sufjan stevens write a song about falling in love with your childhood best friend who is the same gender as you and you're not gay and then he calls it something like des moines, iowa. that's my favorite sufjan stevens bit. i'm still waiting for him to
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for him to hit the other 48 states. there's nothing wrong with des moines, i'm just saying he's got to pick another state man. it's been 16 years or something like that. okay, the beach boys. sure, i'll do a ride to the beach boys. thievery corporation. i honestly thought this band existed just to get one song on the garden state soundtrack. tuva lo. i don't know how i know how that's pronounced. i know that it's not pronounced tove lo. it's tuva apparently or tuve.
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