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2945.720
little whack. yeah. my weekend was good. thanks for asking, by the way. how was your weekend, ryan? my weekend was good. on friday, i got cavity filled. yeah, did you have any good dentist stories? not really. it was pretty easy.
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2966.140
but i, you know, i tweeted. how'd the flossing go? yeah, well i mean i tweeted and i was like, this dentist keeps telling me to put my phone away. and i was like, yeah whatever grandpa. like, just making a joke. i got like a lot of angry tweets for that. a couple people were like, one dude was like, hey man, you gotta like set an example for the kids. like, you might not think that you're a mentor, but you're a mentor. and i was like, well, i was joking.
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8839.100
my guess is that he probably holds some kind of like pretty dope job like a dentist or plastic advertising executive. it could be. i mean that is a pretty dope sandler esque job. and then it goes on like a date with drew barrymore.
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1481.320
but like you know i don't want to i don't want to be paying out of pocket like do what you can and the lady i've apparently i only get polishing's every six months but i get checkups every three months in my checkups every three months in this policy. yeah man, that's outrageous. i know i'm sorry my whole life i've been doing every six months and then i switch to this new dentist because it's in my my work building so i just go down at like lunch and
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1531.940
every three months go to the dentist. holy shit. yeah, but like that's for the cleaning. it's one of those things i feel like the more you go the less that's gonna it's gonna cost in the long right cuz they're like they're always like hey man floss floss floss but if they only see like once every ten years is like you have to get three root canals, right? you know, it's like yeah, this is the long it's the long con it's the long con really on save your dental health. oh
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1767.880
i guess that's why your dentist charges you like an arm and a leg. he's got to make up these $5,000 a month loan payments for like until he's in his 30s.
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1978.260
yeah, we pay for our own dental care here. that's why i was pissed man cuz like all throughout university i would get like my checkups at the dentist that were covered by our university's health plan or dental plan and then i'd be like hey do i have to give my wisdom teeth taken out there like now only when it causes a problem
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2026.340
their policy is just less not insurance holder friendly. that's all it is. this seems... big frickin'... you know what? i agree. let's go to actual like, straight up, real... communism. nobody got paid, man! i'll be the dentist. i was really hoping that's how you're gonna finish that statement.
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2054.780
he didn't let me down. i'll be the dentist and i'll also have like a little, you know, chicken pasture. i'll grow the eggs for mcdonald's. chicken pasture. just start the pasture right behind the mcdonald's.
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2067.180
insurance companies pay dentists like two months later. oh, so it's like when you get in a taxi and they're like, hey, it would be awesome if you paid cash. and you're like, well, i don't know, it's 2015, nobody doesn't carry cash anymore. and then they just like don't talk to you for the rest of the ride. yeah, that's the one thing. i had it with my old dentist.
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2112.260
two days, three days. it's a pretty quick turnaround, but even still it's just kind of annoying. it's an inconvenience, i can see that. that i have to wait at all. especially when they're doing all this refilling shit and they're like, that'll be $800 please. i'm like, oh, i wanted to... that ruins your day and then imagine you get out of the dentist after paying that bill and then your car has a problem as you're leaving. that's like the double whammy that happened last month. my car constantly has at least one problem.
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1349.880
they look like fake luminaires or something from the dentist. they were like big chalky, huge teeth. chalky teeth. yeah. because it was underwater so they have like spray plates on them. oh i just got the image of chalk as your teeth. yeah. it scares the shit out of me because you bite into anything and it splits apart.
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2019.200
j lo's on youtube, 3. i brush kinda hard sometimes. so like if i brush too many times or for too long, i start to get like a little irritated. don't degradation could happen. i floss. i floss. i've actually had my dentist be like, hey, don't brush so hard. and i'm like, okay, baby. okay. i guess you went to school for like 18 years to tell me not to brush too hard and then i'll pay you $300. how does that work out? it just does.
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2051.180
maybe because you've never had it that good, you know? you gotta give yourself a four minute brush when you wake up and then see how it deteriorates. sounds like it's gonna do something terrible to my gums if i brush my teeth for four minutes. are you supposed to do it for that long? i don't think so, but i brush very lightly. my dentist has never brought well actually a couple times.
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2067.200
when i was younger my dentist was like hey stop brushing so hard you freaking idiot, but you know lately dentist has been like hey, you're you're killing it brushing looks good, but you should floss every day so i've been flossing more often. that's pretty satisfying too, but also like a little painful sometimes so
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8418.700
you can not make them into a million things too and they're still pretty good. yeah, you i mean, you know dennis's advice was to eat them raw which i dentist is just advice no nine out of ten dentists recommend raw potatoes for a detail i might have i might have hit you ryan, so i apologize as well. oh, yeah, no problem. rob. you're on the red team this game. yeah no, it's fine
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971.500
yeah, probably probably probably probably flosses with ghosts he gets as many powers as he needs because you've seen that one time he pulled off the s on his chest and used it to capture someone from another dimension hold up though for real. does superman have to go to the dentist? no, i'm gonna shout out subs and resubs soon. but first off yosepi. thanks for the resub there um, no, he doesn't he doesn't have to go to the dentist. superman doesn't have to go to the dentist
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605.940
stuff that tastes like sand. like uh, like you ever have new england clam chowder and you get a grain of sand in there? like it kind of ruins... yeah, look i understand it's gonna happen. i don't expect to be perfectly clean every time. it's gonna happen, it's okay. it just kind of ruins the texture for me for a bit. it triggers my teeth. i'm like, oh i need to go to the dentist now. i've actually never had new england clam chowder.
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3102.240
my dentist just like, sort of mind me how much of a high pain tolerance i have. like, you're such a good patient, you have such a high pain tolerance. and i'm like, that's why i never fucking come in here. i just want to get it over with. it's not that it doesn't hurt.
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