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that's the achievement i just got. i like that. thor the troll just subscribed, thank you very much thor. i'm a big fan of your work with hammers and how you troll people with them. oh this freaking room. red room. mess up your eyes. red room. oh yeah. i love his burning mace. why'd you fight for a demon lord? this is his own man. yeah, yeah. oh so good. i think i actually killed like two or three of them.
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i'm a turtle. you like turtles? yeah, i like toils. they smell bad. there's pizza! it's perfect for me! only if you're a teen. i keep dropping pizza! can i eat it? i don't know, it's the greatest power oh, there's a demon spell. i need this. this is full health. i got vitality up, curse beggar. i don't know what that means, but i'm alive. i dropped pizza again. i think i drop pizza every time i get hit. it's a gimpy mask. yeah, it is a gimpy.
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i'm just not my... it's not really our choice, like our stomachs just don't really accommodate it. oh, okay, i'm sorry, i thought it was your choice to not eat breakfast. apparently, there's a freaking demon from the other world that takes control of you between the actual... if it makes you feel kinda nauseous, you're not gonna want it, so you just won't have it.
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that's all. if you were lazy about it, i'd understand. but this whole, oh there's a demon that controls my hunger, i don't buy that at all. you're really harping on the demon thing, huh? i'm not really talking about a demon. i'm just throwing out, that's the most plausible explanation that i can see. so there's demons inside all of us? like a nine tailed fox? are they smarter than a fifth grader? nope. eat. asses and bananas.
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shots and then it shoots that you go slam slam spit, and then it she slams slams being many shoots wait what is that from that's nick's nick's quote about titan souls? yeah, it's when you're fighting the treasure demon mmm. okay. i gotcha. that's how you figure out one to shoot. can you guys like rent me a bomb? i want one
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so you have no reason to use it. yeah. yeah! yeah! yeah, see? yeah. so i guess i'll go for the question mark that's worth two hearts as opposed to question mark that's worth one. yeah, that's likely to be better. lord of the pit demon wings! you can fly now. oh, that's fucking sweet! i want that. oh, god. josh, you are the fucking sexiest man. yeah.
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that's part of his thing. did he put that on his resume when he applied to be director of player operations? maybe? i mean like... was kane on the event horizon ship? there's like two sides of the kane. there's corporate kane, and then there's demon kane. but it's like the same man, right? oh, it's like magdalene's dad!
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but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler.
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so he's home, he's like a little kid, maybe he's like, maybe seven? and his mom's out and his mom just got home, right? but he knocked over the vase. so he's like, he's singing to himself, mama ee yah ee yah, uh oh! and then he knocks it over. why is he saying ee yah? can we get back to that part? i don't know why with that part. he likes vowels, he's practicing his vowels. ee yah, ee yah, oh. right? ee yah, ee yah, oh. nails are cool. yeah, man. temporary demon form or guppy's paw.
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i don't think i get it. he goes, can a corner and i'll be alright. i don't get it either. and then he always tells me it's from ready to rumble or something. it's not from ready to rumble. is that what kane says? kane is not in ready to rumble. that's the wcw movie. demon kane. demon kane, yeah. corporate kane and demon kane are different people. they, well, they're the same but you can't tell that to corporate kane because he doesn't know the difference.
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2020 double shot that's good. 2020 is amazing. yeah, i said that's good. so you fucking you leave it at that all right, it's amazing. josh explosive diarrhea gosh upon thank you very much for the subscription. what are rob zombie fans called undead heads kind of like that do you actually though? yeah, and i kind of like that happy to hear that yeah, i think i should play this demon judgment. yeah
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mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh
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yeah, i mean same time like 30 seconds ago sure whenever we got it right. i have a really good cane run going yeah, is it corporate cane or the hellish demon cane? it's yes that's a great answer they're the same i appreciate this d4 scenario here with lost i like that now yeah i mean you can pick up two items and then reroll them into 2020 holy mantle if you're the world's luckiest man i should use it more
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huh? yeah, i'm his majin. boo. you know you guys got to figure it out. what are you? no? we don't you got to figure it out mister no someone said the cthulhu monster is three demon items is that well. it's a demon. i okay, so yeah i got like the the bloody the bloody friend yeah, kind of blood everywhere, and i had the pentagram that i have the circle question mark you guys ever seen a bomb judgment i
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oh no! rub a muppet in you! no! rub a muppet in you, bloon man! rub a muppet in yourself into a room and netted himself. oh god. fuck! yeah! this is like how you beat the capra demon. you just throw bananas over the wall. don't do it, josh. you don't have the sack, honestly. oh! i jumped on it, i think. where am i?
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you oh baby, did i win? okay, why not lasers? why not get another familiar and now i feel like i'd rather have more damage than more familiars cuz like a second demon baby. i don't know what that really does for me. maybe i'm mistaken though. this is not really the second baby you care about it's like the 500 also, i was pretty pissed off that i just picked up tech 2 on lilith and i
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i could, i didn't though. oh, green mode, it's not bad. i think that's what i'm thinking. i'm gonna take fanny pack and give it a shot. i rolled that i believe because they took the blood machines out, but they still have demon beggars. yeah. well, i just figure i'm gonna take a lot of damage. so... yeah. i'll take whatever advantage i can get there. i'm struggling in green mode. i'm not a fan of maggie damage. they really beefed it up, honestly, unless you can get that break off, but it's harder now. yeah.
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okay. i can tap shot and make a zillion little tiny circles. this is neat. you got the dunce? i have the dunce or the tumor, i'm not sure. oh yeah? and i've got isaac's heart so i can just play this demon judgment here forever i guess. until he pays out at least. all hail the ads, lord capitalism. what? i'm just gonna die from my poop on the first floor. what the heck?
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oh samson you're so good. when i get a demon beggar you're so good. this isn't me trying to prove that a d100 will win you the run no matter what, in every situation. that thing will give you some insane o combos. the one truth of the d100 is you never stop rerolling. if you're good to it, it'll be good to you. it's like way better now i think too.
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really wish that were a demon judgment. oh. let's go with womb shop ultra greed. womb shield shop ultra greed. womb she again, shoal still has an item room. yes. yeah, the only one that doesn't is just the shop. good to know. don't really want anything here, so we'll reroll everything. mom's purse i don't think is good enough. so we'll pick up a battery.
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whoa, yeah, there you go. there's a raging goblin right there josh. is it? what's he gobbling on? he's raged at the world and his family and his life, but mostly he just raged. josh was just talking about that card about two seconds ago. yeah? yeah. yeah. i wouldn't lie. i know what i'm talking about sometimes. are there any rares in there, kate? i literally found one. it's a covetous dragon. covetous dragon. covetous demon.
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that's a dark souls demon. comet is dragon. that's $500 right there. no probably not that sucks yeah, that's awful. you might actually have found a black lotus. why don't you bring it out here? then does it say black lotus? what oh you you freakin liar
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that it was just prank bro. black lotuses exist. black lotuses do exist. i've seen a man have you seen one? yeah, i've seen a man open them. when? when? on youtube! you've seen a man openly weep. and he goes, it's a freaking black lotus! sergeant 8 demon. thank you very much for this. that was his youtube handle? no, that's like, it could be the same guy, i don't know. youtube.com slash it's a freaking black lotus. is that what he says?
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yeah, that's it. cause it can bring your own back from the brink of destruction. so upside down cross, that's like flying right? yeah, lord of the pit. alright, i have demon wings now. yeah, that's pretty good. oh yeah, 48 hour energy with that monster's tooth, that's gonna do some good work. well you don't have to use it right now, you might find a card you actually prefer. alright. josh is the only person in the world who actually uses a wolf. i used him to get that shit out of those rocks that one time, it was pretty good.
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little demon babies that floats rats. cool dude. i didn't even use my devil card, oh well. oh, careful. whoa. oh. oh, a free guppy item. curse of the tower. always a judgment call. this time i'm gonna say no. i don't think there's very many upsides to it unless you've got pyromaniac. i think if you can consistently dodge the bombs, it's nice damage that you can do to the boss. or you can do to any enemy, i should say.
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where was that from? just one of the golden chests just hanging out. oh, i... yeah. it came out of a tinted rock. i thought it was gonna be my lucky day. turns out, didn't matter at all. i think i was really happy to have that, because i also... i went ham solo on a, uh... on a, uh, demon judgment that i found. oh... so i was like... i was near death. yeah, i got one of those too. but i had a bunch of soul hearts. oh, how'd you get a bunch of... this guy's got... he's exploiting the force! i got one out of a fire, actually.
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more accurately. so they kind of just do their own thing a lot of the time unless you're just straight on. uh, is that demon judgment you went ham on? mr. lion. first off, my father is mr. lion. you can just call me lion.
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no, it just feels less bad, or it feels bad in a different way. it's probably like a grass is greener type of thing to be honest, but like getting all sticky and gross in the summertime whenever you go outside is just, ugh. i forgot that cobalt probably has to watch that cutscene. yeah he does. every man, woman, child, student, at our home, we're gonna dive into hell and fuck some demon aliens up. you have about 50% of the right idea of what happens here.
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i'll mount it on my demon tools. yeah, just mount my computer on your computer, and then it'll have sex with your computer yeah, my f drive is nick's computer put my d drive in your f drive not chase 15 thank you very much for the subscription. we're like i got 80% of it working man because now like it it definitely shows a thanks in chat when someone subscribes, but it doesn't pop up a notification oh
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dude, i can get to pinwheel in 10 minutes. that's not a problem. you can if you just want to like, if you're okay with just dying. but if you get to pinwheel in a fashion that can beat him and is like time effective for you, more power to you. so we're like, i'm assuming that we're going to say no summons for this. that would be the hope, yeah. right, yeah. so i don't know man. you got like asylum demon, and then you got the taurus demon. that's no problem.
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i'm completely out of practice by the way, like i haven't played any dark souls at all in months. yeah. last thing i played was bloodborne. well, that's... which is like, kind of way harder actually. it is, it's more aggressive but, you know, you'll figure it out. as you have. you know, i probably will. i've played it a few times. so it's like, um... tora's demon, and then what comes after tora's demon? well it depends, do you want to follow the linearity or do you want to go off the path? because you could go after a bunch of stuff.
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like the witches of fenwick or whatever in bloodborne like 40 times so... that was a weird boss fight. then i beat vicar amelia on the first try so... right. like my whole like dark souls difficulty curve is all fucked up. dude, i beat vicar amelia on the first try too but i died to the freaking lasagna demon like 50 fucking thousand times. is that like a half dog with lasagna? yeah, the one that's like his back is all splayed open and he flops. i can't remember if i got that far.
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you got that far, but like in parallel you may not have gone in that direction. okay, i understand this. bloodstar beast? is that what it's called? bloodstar? i think i fought bloodstar beast, yeah. yeah, i call him lasagna demon because his back looks like lasagna. which is like by far the easiest boss, nl. so what i heard is that actually like it's it barely counts as a boss unless you have a lot of insight and the higher your insight the more difficult the boss is.
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don't really need it for asylum demon hopefully doesn't matter nobody's getting past capra anyway. uh yeah, you're right that's probably not happening. okay. i'm gonna get some gear and hopefully this will pay off oh, you're doing that like the valley of the drakes thing. i hope so they are still the charlotte hornets pardon me did i not take the master key? oh, you're fucked. that's the old witch's ring who would take that why did i take the old witch's ring? it's the worst
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arrows later. well, yeah, you need the arrows to get the drake sword. yeah, right oh, dude, would you be pissed if i spent 35 minutes? no, i would even count that as a boss kill maybe comes out peace out bitches one guy like down here pops out and he's like, i'm a demon that's kind of the sentiment of everything in this game. oh
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they're so up their own ass about being demons. they're always like, i'm a demon and i'm like, i don't give a shit. yeah, they won't stop talking about it. who cares? be a demon. oh right, you can't target this guy yet. have you noticed that undead merchant, he's not the world's best sword smith. no, that's why he dies really easily. yeah. when you light him on fire and steal all his stuff.
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well, if you want to go to blighttown, you will? yeah, i guess. you should go watch tomb raider 1. go check out some videos of it, man. it's been a long time. baby. do the hard times and the good. no. whoo! tourist demon dead. i'm about to fight that dude right now. two hand that shit. sorry, too late. actually, i made off a little bit better because i was not two handing it personally. i think, anyway.
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he's fucking... i'm not making it up. i'm not a chicken, you're a turkey, mister. alright. no, not the third attack! ahh, he pushed me out the edge with my gold pine resin. oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. what the hell was that? was it supposed to be like, goofy when he falls down? oh. hmm. i'm playing some kingdom hearts. now we have a difficult situation. you're out of resin. yeah, how about you? i haven't used any. well, i've used one. i have two left. hmm. i used one on tourist demon. of course, yeah.
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capra demon fucking capra demon man shit you forgot to ring the bell i don't think i forgot to ring the bell i rang the bell and they told me not to ring the bell so you're screwed either way. this is actually the second time like when i was playing it through like three weeks ago i rang the bell and then people were like you didn't ring the bell and i was like oh, what was that cutscene then? you know like the cutscene where you uh you ring the bell you ring the bell yeah, my guy pulls on the lever and the bell gets wrong. probably you ringing the bell is what that was that's what i was thinking
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not sure what you're stuck on there. i always forget how to do this. you know the drake that burns the whole bridge. i'm aware of the drake, nick! he's canadian. unless you're talking about a different the drake. no, no, you got it. this is gonna take 200 hours for me to kill this thing. i'm still fighting it. i'm taking one crack at capra demon. we'll see what happens. there's a skip where you can jump off a ledge. oh, i understood that. oh, you're right. i should have been two handing the uchi. why did i forget that? i never use two hand. i just don't do it.
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run forever! sorry chat, i let you down. i wasn't strong enough and i had no armor. nick, go give it a try. fight capra demon right now. i'm gonna go try the hydra once. alright, acceptable. i don't have time to get to capra. man, that guy's super gonna need a tetanus shot after that ladder slide. no question about that one right there. i was supposed to open the shortcut, but considering this is probably gonna be like the last thing we do...
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