Quotes about “Dead terrorist”
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909.32
it's uh, he has a puppet. here you start. these are mine by the way, thank you. he has a puppet, and the puppet wears a turban, and he calls him achmed the dead terrorist. i kill you! he goes, yeah, yeah, you got it. he goes, silence! i kill you! it's a really nuanced bit of comedy. it's for mature audiences only, because you gotta be pretty worldly and well traveled to understand the jokes. mmm.
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done, you know, dozens of make a wish appearances or something like that. yeah, i could see it. yeah. so, like, basically we're pieces of garbage. can you imagine? this is, like, now a sad story, but i'm gonna tell it anyway, because this is extremely on brand. like a make a wish kid and their dream is for jeff dunham to do the oz, med, the dead terrorist act at their bedside.
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it's kinda cute, whatever it is. yeah, that's really cute. oh no, not anymore. are you okay, mal? oh, what have i done? oh god, it's a man screaming with a head sewed on. what the fuck? is he screaming or is he loving it? this is like jeff dunham after the bombs hit. he's got ahmed the dead terrorist fused to his shoulder permanently.
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can be uncapped to go to 45. was that a silence i kill you reference? yeah, man. achmed the dead terrorist. that's my homie. why not, man? why not? we get 15 specialty priority, whatever the fuck that means, man. that's oomph. robert pollard voice. better yet, let's all get wet at the horse girl race game. that's pretty good.
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yeah, something like that. well it's always skate or die. shotgun? shotgun or the thing that breaks through walls? yeah, it's not skate and die, it's skate or die. so if you skate, obviously you live forever. you don't have to die anymore. alright, so i got the royal jelly. i'm not sure i'm ready for it. oops, this guy thinks i'm a terrorist. i got terrorist and then fell on spikes. wow, you guys are scum. i'm dead.
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should i just wait now? ah, you do like another adventure while we wait for either josh or myself to die and then... alright. once two people are dead i think it's daily challenge territory. i filled my death quotient. mm. oh, well speedrun! i just wanted the gems and then that shopkeeper got mad. you always anger the shopkeepers. if they just think i'm a terrorist though, i didn't actually murder anyone. i don't know, do people always tell me there's two tiers of like spelunky anger from the shopkeepers? i don't know if it's true though.
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oh, what have i done? oh god, it's a man screaming with the head sewed on what the fuck is he screaming or is he loving it? after the bombs hit he's got ahmed the dead terrorist fused to his shoulder permanently is this michael scott's halloween costume? that's a great costume. oh
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kill him. is that supposed to be john malkovich? kill him. do it. i kill you. pew pew. was that supposed to be jeff dunham's... ...ockmed the dead terrorist puppet? i kill you! we've reached a new low. that is a new low. that's a brand new low. i never thought we would see jeff dunham gigs on here.
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oh yeah, i could really use this. we could put this guy in like, uh, we could give it like some blackface so we could put one of those pointy hats on it and then make it a racist stereotype of like an asian farmer or something. i'll give you ten million dollars for it. that's my jeff dunham impression. is he really racist? i think aw man, the dead terrorist is like racist. but oh yeah, that's pretty racist. but like, who's gonna be the guy who says that? cause you don't wanna be like, i'm pro terrorism. you know, or you're taking the terrorist side. but he's just a puppet, man.
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but i'm not gonna. i'm not gonna do it. anyway. please, i'm begging what's the punchline for joke 42? me taking jeff dunham 400 at clown college? bro, i forgot. ahmed the dead terrorist's most famous punchline is, silence, i blank you. is it a, cancel, b, kill, c, beat,
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tours now where he's touring with like jeff dunham and the dude with the funny face from half baked. so now he's got a, like that's, anyone else? i don't want to go off on a rant here, but does anyone else think that louis c.k. is kind of the lydia tarr of stand up comedy? jim brewer, that's his name. man's opening up for jeff dunham. jeff dunham. dude, you gotta go see the new jeff dunham special. he literally just does 45 minutes of ahmed the dead terrorist. it's so funny.
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what if one of jeff dunham's puppets opened the emergency exit on the plane? that would be the funniest thing he'd ever done. who do you think jeff dunham's puppets would vote for? let's start with ahmed the dead terrorist. you think he would have been a biden guy or a trump guy?
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