Quotes about “Dan Hades”
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i like strangers like me. i absolutely, i never want to hear you'll be in my heart ever again. you're minus two farming? i'm just giving my honest opinion. it's not farming. like there's a difference. dan putting hades in the dog shit tier is farming because that's not his honest opinion. he knows what he's doing. hades is mid. he put it in the lowest possible tier. that's not mid. mid is like neon abyss that's in the c tier.
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i don't really know why. played a lot of hades 1, had a great time, played a little hades 2 and went, just don't, i don't know. just not feeling it. at least wash your hands before you eat, you nasty. no, dan, they're talking to me like i'm chicken george. mog. who? chicken george, season one. that's me killing them. okay. they crashed their, they crashed their glider into me.
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so i think my cast got upgraded by the nectar there, which is pretty nice. are you rea now that tarkov is doing so well, are you excited to admit that dan was correct about wow classic? excuse me, um, this is a politics stream, we don't play blizzard games here. how many wins do you have in hades, dad? um, i'm assuming you're talking to me on that one. not your real dad. but it would be sick if do we have any dads and lads watching in chat right now?
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get him to the greek is worse than the love guru. there i said it. these are insane takes. it's actually, in some ways might be more insane than dan's hades take. get him to the greek is a funny movie. it's not as good as forgetting sarah marshall. forgetting sarah marshall is a certified
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so your chat is not appropriate, but i'm gonna do it to somebody. i don't know what's going on on this website, man. dan was playing the original castlevania this morning, went to malf stream. rose got the stream muted talking on the phone. like, i didn't... what happened to the website i love? i got no idea what's going on, man. i mean, it's a crazy tuesday. i get that it's january, but what are we doing here? dan was playing hades yesterday? it's a crazy world, man.
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so i just assumed that it was like semi serious, but that is not the case. no, that is not the case at all. did you catch dan's hades is a diablo clone not a roguelite take this morning? i let dan, you know, he's entitled, you're entitled to have your own opinions on things i guess is what i'm trying to say. dan did say, when i came to his stream, he said you would have loved to started today's stream. we talked some smack about hades.
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there's like four different weapons and you don't pick up like an augmentation that turns your weapon into brimstone. you don't pick one up that turns your bow and arrow into like skipping stones along the ground. but it's different every time for sure. i mean dan disrespects hades, which is fine. he wants something a little sillier. i can relate. i kind of wish hades was a little sillier as well. but it's still, i mean i respect realness when i see it.
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i defended dan, not because i agree with his take on hades. i actually think that it's insane. i think he's missing out on one of the consensus top three or top five roguelites of all time for no reason. it might even, for a lot of people, it would probably be the best of all of them. that being said, my analogy was i said in the discord,
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hades is to dan what risk of rain and risk of rain 2 are to me. which for some reason, like, i get it but i don't get it. like i understand that i should be enjoying this game and i understand that tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of people do but when i'm playing it myself i'm like, i'm just exhausted. just bored and exhausted. level 2 triple axel, what is this? elvis stoico at the 98 nagano olympics?
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i like strangers like me. i absolutely, i never want to hear you'll be in my heart ever again. you're minus two farming? i'm just giving my honest opinion. it's not farming. like there's a difference. dan putting hades in the dog shit tier is farming because that's not his honest opinion. he knows what he's doing. hades is mid. he put it in the lowest possible tier. that's not mid. mid is like neon abyss that's in the c tier.
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my, my d gen hole. i don't, i wanted to, i wanted to just look nice. like malv is, is aspirational for me. malv's streaming setup just looks like a person lives there and happens to stream. malv, i gotta go to bat for you here, obviously. dan forced my hand on this one. dan, how does it feel to be on the wrong side of history and be like one of the only people on the planet that thinks hades is bad? hades is like you liking the beatles, both overrated. you haven't made an argument.
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so your chat is not appropriate, but i'm gonna do it to somebody. i don't know what's going on on this website, man. dan was playing the original castlevania this morning, went to malf stream. rose got the stream muted talking on the phone. like, i didn't... what happened to the website i love? i got no idea what's going on, man. i mean, it's a crazy tuesday. i get that it's january, but what are we doing here? dan was playing hades yesterday. it's a crazy world, man.
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