Quotes about “DUI”
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costa rica awesome country by the way yeah i always see that like on the hgtv when somebody gets like a dui and they have to move they're always like well i was living in san francisco apropos of nothing at all i've decided to go live in costa rica i mean that's that's a good it's a good place to be i mean the is costa rica like the american
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7977.640
what if i just work as a lawyer and then when i need beef i just go to a cattle rancher and i go hey give me some beef and i'll represent you when you get a dui. i want to live in that world where you as a lawyer and the cattle rancher both work in like close proximity to one another you just go down there and be like hey
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sagat's favorite golfer who got falsely outed for getting a dui despite the fact that he blew a triple zero on the breathalyzer test because we love to watch celebrities fail in western society after building them up to an unreasonable point. tiger! woodson. nicholson. tiger nicholson. so they got him in trouble for blowing a triple zero, that's messed up. yeah. you can get a triple zero in vegas! they'll give you a million dollars.
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i just like it is maybe is too much of a base way to look at it. whenever i see like a news story about someone getting a dui, i'm like, why did you drive your car to the place that you were going to drink a lot of alcohol? you're just like, what's the mentality? you just go like, ah, that's a problem for later. i'll figure that out, you know, at 1am. well, yeah, while drunk.
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9497.540
the hell? you know what we haven't done yet? what? dui is really not responsive ready? jesus right now
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2424.20
does that seem like that law is doing what it's designed to do? like, that's madness. no, but it's funny? it is funny. i just can't imagine how upset you would be if your life got ruined because you got a dui for sleeping in your car with your keys in your pocket. and then like, you know 50% of the people that you meet would be like, well, that's your fault. you're supposed to throw them under your car when you go to sleep.
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2452.12
is that video of a college girl getting a dui while waiting for someone else to come pick her up in her car because it's cold outside? see, that's not the spirit of the law, okay? it's why like when we lived in an apartment building this shit always pissed me off is like the the the
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6114.64
it's like dudes in the 50s used to smoke before the ride to open up their lungs. yo, but that might... i did. i don't even know where i saw this. i saw a tweet where somebody said, smoking isn't good, but i'm pretty sure that smoking a cigarette in my car right before the cop pulled me over is how i didn't get a dui. i was like, what the hell?
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287.52
dui? that, i don't mean to get political. that's a felony in this household. isn't this like the s&p 500? can't we put a dui as a felony and take like a shit felony and make it a misdemeanor? like is public urination a felony? that one should be a misdemeanor.
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305.02
that one should be nothing. i don't know, i feel like they should be able to give you a $60 ticket. it shouldn't ruin your life, but you should like, they should incentivize you trying to find a toilet inside the place where you filled up your bladder. hang on, please do not look up wisconsin dui laws. okay, wisconsin dui law s.
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744.82
about a 30 minute island boys ride. i'm up for it as long as they include their number one track the one that they did on cameo for the dude who got fired from the military for getting a dui do not kiss our invest quiz out cuz either i am but i know you gotta do i forget my second chance there's always room for a second chance
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3155.44
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. he lost his fucking mind when he heard the hanukkah song. that guy and then he used to like talk shit on everybody. yeah, man. and then like we had another dude who was like the only reason he was working at the grocery store is because he had a dui and he had to like ride his bike.
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