Quotes about “Cylinders”
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8954.340
gary look, i really like the idea that some of the layers of hell have to be for hell's administrative and sanitation needs not one of the top ten. i mean that water probably evaporates quick down there. so they need to have all exactly all firing all cylinders there. you got to put their the sewers somewhere man. oh
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9923.080
there we go. canada wins! canada wins again. get fucked. gimme gimme cylinders on... no. ...on osiris. in good conscience, i don't think i can do that. gimme cylinders on osiris! hit me again! i'm so close to understanding. i want you to hit me. what? did y'all know that wikipedia still hasn't updated their article on marble cheese? don't don't enable this. oh, i believe it.
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9957.240
what's wrong about it though? i don't like to encourage wikipedia vandalism because it's where i get all of my information for almost everything. that's true. it's like biting the hand that feeds. it's like, hey, what if we made access to all information that man has ever derived free? yeah! well, i'm gonna fuck it up! oh, it's cylinders again. hell yes! oh no. i immediately regret this decision. i know where my bread is buttered. i immediately regret this ow!
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9989.340
no, it just reflected me and made me do it again! oh, did you turn gravity up, nick? no. i think you turned the gravity up. i don't think i did. fuck, why did i hit that? do cones, you little pussy bitch? nick, why aren't we doing cones? you told me to do cylinders! i didn't even realize cones was an option. let's watch coneheads while we do it. hell yeah.
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10992.560
alright, one less hole i ever have to do again in cylinders. wait, we do cones next time. never do cones. you're gonna have to set up that game. i didn't think i got it, did you? put it in me, coach. this is a close one. do you get those cylinders? it's a beautiful thing. oh no, come on! those are real tears.
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9672.100
yeah i mean in dirt but like in casual conversation just saying it is just like oh i don't like it yeah yeah i know what about cooter yeah i really don't like that i say that every time during dirty times pretty much oh we're cubes now oh now we're cylinders okay oh no what can you make us let us be pucks
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1794.320
i was even buying like some name brand dogs, you know? he's not getting like some no name, we extruded a couple cylinders of purple meat. the big dog though, like the big thick dog. big enough that i would expect if i saw it at a hot dog cart, it wouldn't be like two bucks. yeah. it's got some heft to it. yeah. has some surface area to hold in all those good things you put on top.
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9324.020
oh motherfucker dude, being a cylinder i think you might actually be able to be permanently stuck in this loop i'm just gonna roll around at the speed of sound? oh never mind, alright i got that do you have places to go? you have to follow your rainbow? okay i fucking hate cylinders i fucking hate them you got a minute and a half man i can't it literally just won't go to the fucking hole oh that worked
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10350.320
i'm fucking quilted quicker pick her up or like i hate cylinders that'd be like in a dick herb or else wait
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5208.060
thank you drummingjack2 for the subscription. this is a load of 10 dicks. 10 dicks for bendix. cumberbatch. stop jumping. can't help it. you're just wasting your time, man. keep jumping. god damn it. there you go. nice. beat you by four. oh, cylinders. lyndrical games! why?
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5654.140
yeah, yeah, the push pops. push pops, that's what it is. oh, push pops. those are pretty good, dude. those are just cylinders. what kind of dicks have you seen? well, but you like those are literal cylinders, like, exactly. you know, when you're giving a blowjob and you push on the base of the penis? exactly! and it oozes out through your throat. yeah. that's how it works. my dick's a cylinder. i mean, if you guys aren't having cylindrical dicks, then, you know...
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5677.200
i was prepared to do a pringles can a lot of times. they're all cylinders are still phallic in nature just like your penis. what are you talking about? it's a shape. phallic. i agree, the penis is phallic in shape. what are you talking about, cylinders?
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5692.140
they also are... cylinders are phallic in shape too. i could insert, if i had a big enough vagina, a push pop into it. you need... you don't need that big of a vagina. a smaller part of the cylinder. it needs to become smaller for easier entry. you can't just solve the cylinder. oh no, it can be blunt at the end. fatal error. yeah. fatal error. wait, is that a joke or are you saying you got a fatal error in the game? what kind of joke would that be? i don't know. you're saying the joke was a f yeah, i've...
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1702.060
how hard could it be? i actually it would look more sensible down there and less goofy, more dignified if it didn't have those two motherfuckers cramping my style at all times. nobody's dick is dignified. i think it would be more dignified if you didn't have these two goofy, you know, comedy cylinders right next to it. cylinders? cylinders? comedy spheres. i was going for alliteration. i think we need to have a talk about what our chesticles look like on the show to be honest with you now.
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1730.140
fucking comedy cylinders. yeah, and apparently they get worse as you get older. they only get worse. they never get better. i don't know about that. worse how? well, like, they get saggy and wrinkly and more slurry. i'm kind of worried about having gray pubes. like, i think that's... i'm not worried about saggy balls, because, you know... i want saggy balls. the longer the better. pretty much how it's been from the get go to some extent, but, like, gray pubes is, like, comical to me.
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7978.880
yes, i was a pretty shitty teenager too, kobol. yeah... one time we had some bunsen burners and graduated cylinders and i pulled out one of the stirring rods and i slapped him on the wrist with it. the glass ones? and he... his arm shot out and knocked the entire graduated cylinder off me. oh no...
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7119.700
i really like how it's realistic. like, when you first wake up from being passed out, you gotta like shake the mental cobwebs off a little bit. right, yeah, exactly. oh, fuck. it's weird how when you touch the ball, it doesn't like absorb for a moment. yeah, also strange. it's also weird how sometimes when you come back to life, you get sucked up to the top of the screen. mm hmm. it's also really weird how the cylinders are literally an insert game object, 3d object cylinder from unity.
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