Quotes about “Cum in my”
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i love it when little boys minus two period jokes with plus two cum jokes. oh, you know, they're gonna be mad you call them little boys, especially because you sided with me. performative mails in my chat love saying stuff like you can't joke about periods, it's misogynist. how is it misogynist to joke about periods, man?
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wait, when you say held it in, you don't mean that you didn't cum. you just meant like you came but you like... no, i came. but you just didn't let it out. i'm pretty sure that's like omega bad for you. yeah, that... i don't think that was strep, man. i think that was like a... it's like an implosion or something. yeah, like you cum and it just went back in. isn't that shit like gorilla glue in your urethra? even blaine, he just meant it. gorilla glue in your urethra. i don't feel like my cum is that sick.
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alright, i'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. enjoy yourself and i will see you tomorrow thank you for the stream top three this year. let's go i still like from yesterday we could have worked on it a little bit more but we were low on glycogen and it was a group call and the cum in the box
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i'm just like, i don't know why i have my head up, just picturing like, if you keep doing that, you're gonna make me cum. that's the only line that's in my head, but he says it was such a casual, just kinda like throws it out there. you know, if you keep doing that, you're gonna make me cum. that's all i got. that's all i got for that jerry seinfeld sex tape bit. of course we gotta try to frame perfect this one. it's a pretty easy level. anyway, i'll probably watch that jerry seinfeld special at some point.
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gay bob dylan would be like, i was burned down from exhaustion, buried in the cum, sucked off in the bushes and blown out on the trail. come in like a, i don't know, a switcher sub, ravaged in the porn. come in, he said, i'll give you some of my own cum. none of the words rhyme. the lines don't rhyme. it's crass, but it does not rhyme. it is the right cadence for shelter from the storm, but otherwise it doesn't,
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straight up straight up. i see what you mean when you say like john malkovich drop the up. it's cleaner. i don't think you could do it man. don't say whiskey say the brand that's even worse man cuz my fucking millennial ass is gonna be going in there going like yamazaki 12 year neat hidden them with some fucking cringe shit man coke zero on the rocks double shot of makers with a little cum in it that was
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and he was like, he was like, no, it's definitely right. using your ass, like stimulating your anus or like flexing your anus. like i don't know what it's like to cum good because i never like put any shit in my ass. there's a bonus version of cumming that exists through anal that is a secret. i'm not even sure how to achieve it properly, but when you do achieve it, you see god. you know how, like in between rounds of punch out, you mash select?
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alright, looks like we have invasion number one starting here. let's put my uchi katana as my main weapon again. i like to kind of jump in and surprise them with the the life hunt scythe. because you can turn to it really quickly and they usually don't expect it. and it's a really fun weapon to use on people that don't have any kind of like bleed resistant gear. we'll see how that works. okay, so there's the guy boom comb. boom cum. boom cum. and again if you're watching this and you find yourself in this video
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which is fair after our conversation. yeah, but no, i don't think it is. i was like my dude, you think this is the worst thing you're going to experience in an uber? like go back to the grocery store because it's like this is pretty tame. yeah, horse cum is really not that big of a deal to be honest. but obviously like
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should they be upset by that? or is that like, well, that's just part of the job? i'm not sure if he's a horse cum aficionado, but i mean, there's a possibility, i suppose. my opinion is that that's part of the job. in that situation. yeah, i think very much that's the case. you know, especially if you're like a cab driver in new york city, you're gonna see a lot of shit.
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they recently closed the streaming site in sweden for selling horse cum, so be careful. a streaming site was selling it? yeah, it can't be real, right? that's totally made up. oh my god, i'm broken. i think i just need to go. what did you do? as i was typing that answer, i said, this is just gross. the worst thing you can stuff a bed mattress with.
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and then also it has like two anti george w. bush songs on it, which is like good, but also kind of funny that it's like the goofiest album of all time, but it also has like two protest songs. it's like weird al writing like an actual anti war ballad or something. till i collapse though, till my cum leaks up, till my balls fall out. all right, just came to me in a moment of disinspiration. that's not it. oh!
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