Quotes about “Crazy wife”
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5677.30
it's crazy. i'm like, they made nine of these? how long to beat? you type in the name? 735 hours for the speed run. really? it's 2 p.m. do you know what your wife is playing? i'm gonna give you a plus two on that one. plus two, northernlions hot take on the shit camp drama. oh shit.
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1094.06
that's some american psycho stuff. go ahead. like maybe the reason that you're not like feeling that good when you wake up in that situation is because you've basically like you've micro dosed sleep all night. it's crazy man. it's psychotic. anyway, at the end of it he was like yeah i don't really do this because my wife would get mad at me but sometimes like i'll do it in the spare room or whatever and i'm like dude i just can't imagine like
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go to the optometrist. that was clearly cheese. shredded daikon looks like lot's wife, man. it does not look like western family pepper jack cheese. the receipt also said cheese? that's crazy, man. that's crazy. that's substitute. japan's got shooters out there, many of whom have never been to the country. deep pull? i don't know shit about the bible, but he turned the morning up. he turned my wife into salt or something, right?
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5069.16
anytime i'm like, oh this fabric is like really cutting into my skin, i'm like yeah but it's pretty good for a fucking airplane. you can't do your soul right, you can go to the fridge at like two in the morning and not like wake anybody up stepping on those loud ass stairs. i wouldn't want to do it even more than like once a month but like now and then a couch night goes kind of crazy. my wife was on a trip, i slept on an air mattress in the living room.
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12341.84
i wanted to play monopoly go for you, justin, but i already played for my wife. i think i made it to board 10. i wasn't one of those motherfuckers who got to like monopolous 3000 or whatever. i wish i could say that. i went a little crazy on it the first time i did it. i made it to like board 165 or something. holy shit. i'm not going to tell them where i'm at. oh shit, they got you? yeah, i did a sponsor for it. now it's the only game i still play.
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that's the whole joke though. that's like sasha baron cohen's thing right? it's like to get all the people to like be crazy. borat is cancelled in chipply nation. no! no! in chipply nation! no! what is this place? chipp nation? they're trying to cancel another guy for loving his wife. so true. didn't he? didn't he? nevermind. my wife? yeah. remember that one? i was just about to do a bit where i thought borat wasn't a character and i thought he was a real dude.
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1865.76
the heck is gonna happen here? oh my god, is death touch on everybody? there's no shot. that's just crazy. okay, nl's parasocial relationship. assuming you're talking about the one with between you and me. otherwise, it's quite rude. my wife and i have a very social relationship. there's like a piece of paper and everything that says that it's legitimate.
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minus two, minus two, minus two. impact font. my wife left me. bottom text. we don't have enough intelligence to go to our family reunion. if only that applied to my crazy uncle! can i just miss this? i don't really want to. hi yo!
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5684.20
the plate was the mandu from yesterday. 100%. you know what is crazy though? i'm not saying this to put my wife on blast.
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knowing tina fey only as the wife of another actor is crazy work. sapphire it was not tina fey, it was rachel harris, who you don't know at all, which is way more problematic than knowing an actress for only one role. that was actually a pretty fucking big movie by the way. you're trying to paint me as if i'm paul anderson. i'm not paul anderson. i didn't write tao zero, okay? i believe people are multifaceted, not simply one note characters designed to push the narrative.
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