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deadbird. i mean, anarchus cookbook is obviously pretty not good, but... at least the fire rate's okay, i guess. yeah, like statistically, on an attribute basis, it seems a little... it's like all one. ...better than yesterday. well, i don't know, yesterday maybe we had like some halves or something like that. i was... it was out of control. should apologize, my voice is a little bit hoarse. i was at the canucks game last night and they gave us something to cheer about.
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yeah, he makes some of the best razors in the game. yep. your razors, your skeptical razors, your occam's razors are fantastic. you remember that classic magician's duo, shik and gillette. i believe that's where he got his start. freaking shik never talked. i don't know what his rule is. their lovely assistant, venus, which i believe is a subsidiary. oh yeah, anarchist cookbook finally did something. man, my brain is like 80% broken today.
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chris of the tower i will not be taking you ooh anarchist cookbook i will not be taking you all right now itself don't take chaos yeah, i think you're right actually seems to come over there right now it came out in the year 1080. it's right in the name 1080 follow that dolphin that's way brace. oh
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nice 53 to 47. i'm a jelly lover. you're a jelly lover each other's jellies i do the title of a cookbook written by a cowboy cowboy shit okay, yeah, i did laughs cooking in the back or horse i
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right now i don't think so no i don't think so everybody knows everybody knows yeah you didn't take that module in first grade module we did call them modules yes modules modules never called it a module the title of a cookbook written by a cowboy baby okay cookbook or one fuck about a
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i don't like menus that just have the fucking name of the dish on it and the price. i hate this. i've been you mentioned that before in like a sushi context. yeah. i agree with you, you know, if you don't know what agadashi tofu is, you see it on a menu, you're gonna be like, what the heck is that? you're gonna have to open up like a separate tab, go to wikipedia. oh, let me get my freaking, you know, cookbook out, see what ebisu no munu is.
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you just gotta dehydrate the semen and then when it's all crumbly then put it in. you might as well season your food with a dash of this, a dash of that. there's a whole cookbook about it. you can get it on amazon. oh there is. but is it dehydrated in the cookbook or raw form of
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i got no idea. do you think anyone's ever seasoned their food with tears? i know that people have made cakes out of breast milk, so yeah, probably they have. oh yeah, there's a semen cookbook also. uh huh. you can also order dolphin milk online, so... i would probably wager to guess that someone has seasoned their food with tears. i don't trust dolphins at all. yeah. i mean, would you? we're just about running out of time here. we got like five seconds. yeah.
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don't break my melon. oh my god, it doesn't matter but like i'm pissed because that's the worst thing that could have happened even though it didn't really matter that much. that pizza tweet went hard. thank you. well like so here's the thing. kate has this cookbook. it's like a pokemon cookbook and it... this is not good. yeah it's over. it says the recipes are easy and fun and it's a damn lie. every recipe
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you're probably making this for your child, right? your kid likes pokemon? your life's probably pretty easy right now. how about you take a recipe for a food you like and you make it take four times longer to cook. the cook time remains the same. the prep time gets tripled because we got you doing damn three dimensional sculptures. and then it also is inedible. like it tastes worse than what you would have made in the first place. what a great cookbook. fall guys is just for me, by the way.
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and then he never gave out the recipe. that's the most sick and twisted part of it all. many people were watching that movie at 13 years old and waiting for the official cookbook of the matrix 2 to come out. and then it never did. i watched it when i was 12 and i thought she was peeing. i had a friend in, i guess it was the ninth grade when i saw it. i had a friend who told me he received
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what is this? oat cakes. okay, bread. that's dundee cake, bread. macaroni pie. you should be ashamed of yourselves. this photo was staged for a cookbook. never at any moment did the photographer, the author, anybody go, what are you fucking, make a macaroni pie? what the fuck are you, what the fuck? who gave gordon ramsay lsd?
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every photo looks worse than this one. this is actually one of the best photos of this that exists on the internet. this is probably for a cookbook. a final layer of grated boiled beetroot covered with mayonnaise is what gives the salad its characteristic rich purple color. i'm sorry. it just... i don't think it looks like it tastes... some of the foods i'm like, this looks like shit, but i bet it tastes amazing. this one i'm like,
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