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i'm really not gonna wanna stop playing isaac even when it comes out and i don't know how i'm gonna figure it out. she got like five days with afterbirth before... yeah. it's actually a little... isn't it? it's november 10th, i think, is fallout. is it? i thought it was like the 5th for some reason. still, no, the difference between five and ten days will make all the difference in isaac. how can i find the interview with edward snowden slash edward scissorhands they were talking about? my suggestion would be to... oh, i'm gonna die. youtube search edward snowden scissorhands.
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so if you were to define diglett to me, what would that be? it's a dick that comes out of the ground. it's a pokémon. okay, so it's a specific pokémon. you haven't seen their muscly arms, but they're huge. yeah, if you see the image of what's actually underneath, it's pretty crazy. a lot of arms. it's what the sakura song underneath your clothes is about. mm hmm. it's about diglett's. why is he so concerned about diglett? yeah, that's what i'm kinda with right now.
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mmm, weird al is a little bit zenier. oh, i found it. i bet raphy fuckin' freebases clorox on the weekends. no he doesn't, you son of a he comes up with some crazy shit, man. so does weird al! weird al has just changed the word of the song. i do that every single day, all day. not in all of his songs, he makes up his own songs sometimes. yeah, nobody likes those ones. no, everyone likes them! you're telling me that you don't like albuquerque? i like albuquerque, i love you fuckin' love albuquerque.
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oh, here he comes. he's a rock thrower. he threw your shoes at me. i did. he only throws rocks at night. all right, josh, let's get him. no, no, no. you didn't specify. let's get him means let's get me, you think? oh, no, i can not. get away from me with your rocks. i'm not going to rock you. i said get him. oh, nice one. i won. god damn it.
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like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know.
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i watch too much hell's kitchen and iron chef and cooking shows. i can't even cook at all. cutthroat kitchen, cupcake wars, i watch that. you've taken it a step too far. i can't join. i'm with cobalt actually. when cupcake wars comes on, i turn to tiny house. tiny house nation.
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not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing.
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i'm gonna send this one real high just to see if it can come down properly. here it comes! yep, it came down pretty properly actually. that was actually pretty sweet. as the rule, it's like the anti sandbags. you gotta shoot your shots all the way up in the air. chad, how many games has he won by knocking me into the ocean versus just killing me straight up? i think that's probably like almost all of them here. oh look at the fish! did you see that? you killed a bunch of fish with your drill.
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who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see.
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yeah, i mean i ate that thing. he like lives in the ground and he comes out and he's like, oh i got fucking skull heads. i live in the ground and i'll give you a pound. well he does have like these weird little kind of like dicks that kind of shoot out which is... yeah he noodles you to death with those dicks. yeah he... oh! i got godhead. wow that's like a big deal i guess. shit why didn't i... he's playing as the law so that's kind of... wait a minute dude did i muck that? yeah i totally fucked that. shit.
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i'm excited for the rocket league stuff. i wanna play with you guys some ice hockey rocket league and some pinballs. oh yeah dude, that like comes out in a couple days doesn't it? well, the mutators come out but not all the modes come out. yeah, i'm very excited for hockey rocket league. hockey league. hockey league. is that what we're calling it now? i am. you don't have to. i'm just gonna call it hockey league. okay. grapple17, thank you very much for the subscription. as well. oh yeah, yeah. should've chariated.
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then an in game version of him with his balls out will come on screen and tell you, you've gotta stop playing now. you say, thank you mr. edmond, and then he gives you... it's redmond. thank you mr. redmond niccolo. yeah, that's the one. then he comes to your house and beats greed mode with a loss so you can get the last item in the game. and it's a speed upgrade.
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sorry with what item a purity oh? the diamond tears no, that's something else a crown it's one that gives you an aura for one room and if you get hit you lose it and then the next room you go into you get a different kind of aura oh, and they give you like damage speed tier 8 that's kind of neat. you know color you are that is cool. i don't know if that's an unlock or not i'm just so lost and like what comes yeah, i
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oh, fucking lava. okay, can i now climb the tower? i just don't yes. i just don't like d pads. that's the thing that's holding me up. you can use the analog stick, it's just kind of iffy when it comes to the ceiling stuff. oh really? i feel like it'd be the other way. i feel iffy with uh... okay, well if i die this time i'm switching to the analog. uh, d pad man, that's where it's at. alright, whatever. i'll stick to it. how do i eat the meat?
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right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck.
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continue. so the premise is you watch this vhs tape, right? and it's cursed. and you get seven days to live and then the lady comes out of your tv and eats you or something, right? but we've all seen the ending of the ring. the premise is that she's a little girl that got thrown in a well. so where does this vhs tape really come into play and what does it have to do with a little girl in a well? it's like somebody filming the girl, like, the well outside. like, where's the camera even?
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this is name come from naruto. i don't know guys. i don't know it does he's the only badass one. he's like just pure physical. yeah, he can't succeed through sweetening ninjutsu so he just got super strong and fast he still comes up with crazy like nature moves and shit though even though like blade leaf
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but you know, there's supposed to be some underlying art behind it. this picasso painting is the biggest product launch in 1951. i believe that also includes their all in one bundle they were selling. did you guys see that? oh, the one that comes with the mini fridge. right, exactly. yeah. we got the mountain dew loaded up in there. 800 bucks. you get a console, a mini fridge, and like...
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you know what, nick? i'm not gonna let you get away with this shit. i'm taking your fucking lighter. hey, busting my bunker? oh, you're gonna take it. wow, man. let's see what that does to me. i was thinking, what if he comes with it? i hope so. well, at the very least i'm gonna drop it from a very large height. nope, you're still there. this is the eco friendly ufo item. yep. you just throw your trash in the ocean.
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they're stuck to the ground because of their ferromagnetic parts in there. that just leaves me and you, carney, and you're not going anywhere with those ferromagnetic claws. chuck norris comes in, rocket uppercut, punches you in the head, and then says, whoa, where'd you go? so that the sound waves bounce off the head and i can see it fly off into the distance. and then i flex and vote republican, the end. way to end on a joke.
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