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so what form of gangbanging would they be doing? are they like killing people? or are they having sex? also it says colombian and not columbian. i know, columbian. they go from british columbia or bioshock? i didn't even get the second answer in. alright, i don't have time to stop. columbian gangbanging banjo players 56 to 44.
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9999.380
everything in vancouver has a salmon on it. you can't walk down the street, someone's like, hey, you want some salmon? and i just had some. the guy down the street got me. you're too late. when i try to buy salmon, why is it still expensive? i'm on the coast. they're spawning everywhere. it's been expensive. they're trying to put it in everything to raise the markup. well, i'm paying ontario prices for british columbian fish.
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1016.60
i might be the damn hacker. yeah, i have... it's actually pretty modern. i have an app now from the british columbian government that allows me to see all of my medical records so i can actually see the results for my tests. but the tests... well, i mean, if you want to get into the true farce of things, okay? i signed up for the app
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but like, so here's what the fuck happened, alright? i got my text from the british columbian government to get, they're like, hey ryan!
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it's true, so true, right? i still think it's fucked up. i haven't looked into the economics of it. if i ever ran for like british columbian premier, here's my platform. all doctors are now forced to make house calls like it's 1957 again. wouldn't that be nice? i guess you can't just run on a platform of wouldn't this be nice without worrying about how to actually make it work. but how sick would it be to like call a doctor at 9am?
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garbage food at a discount is the costco model. excuse me. a lot of kirkland signature products are actually quite tasty. my man. i know that's what i'm saying. they have great vodka. i don't think they're allowed to sell alcohol in the in canadian, or at least in british columbian costco's. muffins go crazy. my dad definitely went insane over the
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920.42
like nothing. maybe that's why this is the vacuum of cookies. whenever i go to a website that's like, we need to like advise you of our cookie policy, i'm like reject all. so instead i'm getting like average 34 year old british columbian male drip. my dad would love these. just search it. i'm not going to link you, okay? i don't even, i have no clue what this country is. except it looks like something that would lead to an appointment with your urologist.
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they should have made you king. are you 100% for real right now? if the menu comes around and they're like, we got three different kinds of housemates or bae, we got chocolate cake. and then they're like, we got a selection of british columbian cheeses. i'm like, i'll take the cheese plate. never once has somebody went, what the fuck? we put that on the menu as a joke.
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i went to burnaby for the same festival but in the summertime they did the festival way better in burnaby. if i lived in burnaby i would never compliment my place of living. that's not the british columbian way. when you're in british columbia it's always like, i live here, it fucking sucks. oh, i hate vancouver, it's so gorgeous, oh it's so gorgeous. 16 bucks for a sandwich? oh, i wish i lived in the suyos where it's $13.50 for a sandwich. oh, and you had to take a ferry to get anywhere.
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i did jokes on them. i take pictures of the shirts and then put my own. dude, that was a t shirt with a picture of an explosion in the sky t shirt on it. i'm seeing them in a no, that's why i ever saw them. godspeed is coming next year too. oh, let's go. don't they live here? are they canadian, right? i thought they were british columbian. yeah, i thought they were toronto.
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five british columbian mlas, which is basically like our state level government, like state senators, they voted against condemning the tariffs. they literally said, nah, we should be pleased with the fucking tariffs, man. and that's five out of like 90 or something like that. even our conservative party was like, we have to condemn this stuff. five of them went, nah, i think it's pretty fair.
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