Quotes about “College group chat”
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i'm sorry i have to go pee again. i'm so sorry. i'm not gonna throw in a slash marker. it's just gonna be one of those days where i pee a lot. i'll be right back. i'm back y'all. and my stupid ass is just gonna drink some more water. dude, can i tell you by the way? there is no escaping it. i got one message in my college friend's group chat the entire three weeks i was away and i only found out what it was when i got back because i don't have like google hangouts on my phone. you know what it was?
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my group chat from college is blowing up. let's see what's going on in here. it's not as relevant. they're posting about the canadian leaders debate tonight. not as fun as, well fun is not the word i would use. it's not as much of like a sports broadcast as the us politics. yeah, there's a debate tonight for the two canadians who haven't figured out who they're gonna vote for for the federal election.
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fucking that's how you say grape in korean man taking photos. that's so crazy. i ruined my whole point. oh shit dude, can i tell you by the way, there is no escaping it. i got one message in my college friends group chat the entire three weeks i was away and i only found out what it was when i got back because i don't have like google hangouts on my phone and
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i'm already happy where we are because uh oh you're so freaking lucky excuse me a google chat message give me a moment please on a sunday morning the heck's going on anybody else in like a nearly middle aged group chat at this point this is a group chat we started in 2008 when we were working our summer jobs in college our our group chat is old enough to drive
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cuz i'm having a fun time, but i'm playing on like... you get to that point where if you lose a balatro run, you're more likely to lose your next balatro run, cuz you're just like, clicking buttons. that's what happened to me there. dude, i got a menacing ass message in my college friend group chat. it's literally like a crazy ass message. yesterday at 6.13 pm. brian, do not read the newspaper tomorrow. grimace emoji.
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i did have a friend of mine in our college group chat was like, i have friends with no kids who are watching bluey. and i legitimately, and this is where i have a problem. yeah, we'll sell it. i told him straight up, i said, you need to tell your friends to get a life. because that's a crazy thing to do. to not have children and willfully watch bluey. and bluey is the best of the children's shows, i think, and also sesame street probably.
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i did have a friend of mine in our college group chat was like, i have friends with no kids who are watching bluey. and i legitimately, and this is where i have a problem, i told him straight up, i said, you need to tell your friends to get a life. to not have children and willfully watch bluey. and bluey is the best of the children's shows, i think. and also sesame street probably.
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you're getting this in the first hour today? i hope not. hang on, there's a google chat message. let's see what people are talking about here. this is my middle aged college friend group chat. everybody's talking about mortality. you don't want to hear it. that's for me to see later. probably snow? no, no, no. most of these guys live out east so they're used to the snow. that might... ooh close, close, close.
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i just can't do it. well like mouth he finally popped into our group chat today josh and we were talking about how when i was in kingston i didn't drink that much but i was like more hammered than i've been in forever and he was like yeah i think that you only had like six beers but you were completely faded which was surprising to me. you know what it is is i fucked myself because i don't drink that much anymore but whenever i do drink i have like college muscle memory
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we're all named after freaking animals. spend our lives playing video games on the internet. anybody makes a mildly negative comment in chat, it ruins our day. that's not normal! normal's getting the middle finger flash to you when you drive and then sending two back. i could use more normal friends. but outside of streaming, i got a cosmopolitan friend group. i got college educated friends at the top of their fields. friends who chose an alternate path. friends who
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