Quotes about “Cognitohazard”
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what on earth is that title? what do you mean? bratty noam chomsky? it's just like i think it's a cognitohazard. i can't get it out of my head. dude, i was laughing because like on twitter, this is probably like two weeks ago on twitter, for some reason i mean again the twitter algorithm only serves me professional wrestling hockey football tweets which is fine but then also occasionally
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but it stuck in my head. i genuinely believe that it was like a cia created cognitohazard that they put out to test to see if it would actually like affect people. they were like, i had recurring pervasive night terrors with this image and then somebody posted the picture and it's like a giraffe with a dude's face on it.
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the highest possible high that it could achieve is a cognitohazard inflicted upon an entire global population. i just got notified the 2024 palatine recap is coming soon. yes! they didn't do it last year for some reason. 700 trillion dollar company couldn't send out a fucking
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how could you do that? i still feel bad about the time i said, you know when you're like exercising and you're breathing unconsciously and then you notice that you're breathing unconsciously so you start breathing consciously and it like makes the workout feel like it's three times longer. oh man, i'm sorry. it is a cognitohazard. chipotle smoked brisket is way too sweet. i wouldn't know man.
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side of arepas or rice like from venezuela for example, from bolivia for example, from peru for example, from colombia for example. yep, we get those. no machine readable author provided. this photo, there is no, if you reverse image search it, it doesn't exist. this photo is like an scp man. nobody knows how it got onto the earth. don't look at it, it's a cognitohazard. that's spanakopita dude. i mean, greece. what?
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with the mining pick, with the diamond pickaxe, who's one swipe away from hitting the diamonds. do you think that was like a cognitohazard released by draftkings? even though it's a meme and a joke, i think about it every time some shit is not worth doing, but i might be one swing away from hitting a pick.
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like this is so much less of a cognitohazard than like an undertale let's play. this content has you guys typing like real motherfuckers in chat. you're typing with emotion. you're typing good luck. you're typing i can't watch this shit. you're typing i can't bear to be a part of this experience anymore. you're feeling something. you're feeling something human, man. when you watch an undertale let's play,
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dude, that was me when i was on, like, when i was away. i literally googled letterbox chiblee, because i was like, i'm on my web 1.0 shit. i don't know what the fuck to do. if i'm not going to x, and i'm not going to, because i've never really fucked with like instagram, tiktok i will post on but never expose myself to, because i think it actually is like a cognitohazard. so i'm just, i'm going back to like, just googling like dragon ball z power levels and shit.
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that's a funny comment. that's the perfect rage bait comment. what was the comment? it said i never understood the skylar hate until i got married. that's a fucking... that's a cognitohazard bit of breaking bad bait. that's a crazy comment, man. holy cow. that's beautiful. you can't be saying shit like that on reddit. they'll beat your ass for that one.
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get, get doms. can i say that? i mean, i was using it as short for dominated. it might have other connotations. i don't want to get the, the discord has been all wrapped in a pretzel lately over like the kenna, kenna straight woman, top of man from the bottom. they've been trying to puzzle that one. and honestly, i released it from my mouth during the mario party game, knowing that it was kind of a cognitohazard and it's been, that's what we want. it's been doing exactly
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he was in dan's shed during a sponsor stream. he wrote, i spent two nights inside the price chopper. and that phrase is like a cognitohazard. it's just been stuck diagonally in my brain for two weeks and it won't come out. i think it's bars. what is the price job? i think it's like a grocery store. we're chopping prices. in my head, i think he slept in the price chopper to be honest. that was a good quesadilla. start.
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