Quotes about “Cockswain”
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4143.92
i assure you it's true hee hee. truer than me being dead? yes, much truer. my tipsters clued me in. but... but what? your ship has a new captain. the gentleman pirate, the loyal cockswain. cockswain, that no good scoundrel's got his puppy paws on my ship? regrettably yes. she's moored off the coast of his hideout fort bilge bomb and heavily guarded by him and his crew. what? rankleback the red wing? that we will, rigbeak.
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4173.06
ain't no way in heck i'm gonna let ol' cockswain have my ship. see? see? i told you i could help! you're gonna tell your little tipster lackeys i'm still alive, and you're gonna give me a relic that synergizes with my units taking damage, okay? now that's more like it. i should've known, brother. one one, clucky. i should've known. i should have said no.
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2355.46
headband guy. bandana plus bald makes you look like a pirate. bandana plus bald equals pirate. and not captain. not even first mate. usually like maybe like the guy who tells the lowly knaves on the ship to swab the poop deck. first cockswain type shit. my mom got me a $100 lululemon gift card for christmas like five years ago. i bought five of the exact same lululemon headbands.
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2302.42
i hate to do it. it worked out for us. i hate to do it because blue baby's only friend is so good. but when your tears are already surpassing it in damage, this is the better option. but thank you blue baby's only friend for showing up. i appreciate it. good. right up right also sounds like instructions for the worst interdimensional march of all time. ride, ride, ride up right. you get it. you know. how do we do up, sergeant? you lily livered cockswain did i ask you a gun or no? apparently it's a rowing college anyway.
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9029.70
alright, i'm gonna pull us in. we're gonna go straight ahead. dude, i don't know what's going on with our crew here. i'm telling you i've loaded 10 goddamn cannons already. we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. okay, let's do it boys. alright, on the port side be ready gents. sorry, i'm being your first mate. no thank you, yeah i'm trying to call out commands. i've always wanted to be a cockswain but this will do.
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1951.14
he's one hell of a cockswain. i don't know what that is. i know it's related to the navy, right? validated, vindicated, long have we waited. isn't that a rower, a cockswain? if in in rowing, how do you become let's go! oh, fuck you, but let's go. in rowing, huaaagh! how do you become, um, one second? i don't know what to dump, man. this is like the greatest day of my life.
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562.20
add an elephant. i don't think it's gonna bring the... it's gonna break the doors off or anything like that, but a 3 5... what do they call the person at the back of the boat in a rowing competition? one of them is like a cockswain and one of them is like, i'm the person who skulls or something like that. i don't know. whatever the person at the back is, regardless you failed me, so let's not worry about that, but...
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1451.18
i kill you. tell us where we can find the ship now. you think i'd know? i've been beached ever since my last captain was blown to bits by that scurvy dog cockswain. if it's a ship you'd be looking for, go talk to one of those big headed info brokers. those two faced crooks know everything going on in swindler's wharf. an info broker, huh? um... cinderella's market? just take me down to the event first. brack! redcroft's dead, drowned at sea!
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7197.16
i assure you it's true hee hee. truer than me being dead? yes, much truer. my tipsters clued me in. but... but what? your ship has a new captain. the gentleman pirate, the loyal cockswain. cockswain? that no good scoundrel's got his puppy paws on my ship? regrettably yes. she's moored off the coast of his hideout fort bilge bomb and heavily guarded by him and his crew. what? rankle back to red wing? that we will, rigbeak.
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7226.30
ain't no way in heck i'm gonna let ol' cockswain have my ship. see? see? i told you i could help. you're gonna tell your little tipster lackeys i'm still alive and you're gonna give me a relic that synergizes with my units taking damage, okay? now that's more like it. do you actually trust him? listen, abraxas. this isn't your story, okay? let him go or teach him a lesson. i'm gonna let him go, but if we were talking about the miniboss, i would be teaching them a lesson without a doubt.
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4415.04
headband guy. bandana plus bald makes you look like a pirate. bandana plus bald equals pirate. and not captain. not even first mate. usually like maybe like the guy who tells the lowly knaves on the ship to swab the poop deck. like yeah, deckhand, fucking like first cockswain type shit. the guy with the peg leg who sits in the crow's nest. quartermaster type john. yeah, yeah, you got it. i'm a bandana guy. or sorry, a headband guy.
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4395.720
that they're taking your old clothes and turning them into artisan rags for boat builders? like it... i sort of don't understand. how many rags does a cockswain need? like it just sounds insane. they sell bulk clothes to overseas bulk wholesalers? that they do!
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