Quotes about “Coach softball”
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all of my friends who play rec softball are like, it's great. you can smash a couple beers on the bench and like, you know, it's not like you're gonna win the golden glove, right? you're just kind of like chilling out there. kate said you tried to do the splits yesterday. yeah, at tennis i misjudged a shot and then i had to lunge a little bit to try to get it. but i botched the contact. i did kind of do the splits. you okay? i didn't affect a beast like me, to be honest. i think like the coach was kind of worried.
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listen, i'm sorry. there's some things i like about queen and some things i don't like about queen. the one thing i always come back to is that it's eighth grade pump up music before you have like your dodgeball tournament or something. there is no combination of songs that are more middle school athletic event coded than we are the champions plus we will rock you. like if you're listening to this shit on purpose as an adult and you're not the coach of like a little league softball team,
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no. yes! you ever see night of the roxbury? you ever drink from the garden hose? you ever cut your fucking leg open on a metal slide? you ever fill up an inflatable pool from your grandparents' garden hose? you ever play softball but the infield isn't made of dirt, is made of, or like recycled tires, is made of fucking gravel? your coach is telling you like if you're in tight, slide head first into second. sponsor of your team is a fucking dental practice.
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you could have a career as a pro hockey player at that point. but for softball, i'm like, come on. the coach is like someone's dad. it isn't, uh... you know, ricky henderson's not out here teaching us how to steal bases. it's like, you know, a journeyman electrician. it's not a disrespect to the field of electriciany. electris... electricianists? it's just like, you know, you weren't pro, dude. you're not jenny finch. it's just for fun. just relax a little bit.
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you ever play softball but the infield isn't made of dirt, it's made of recycled tires, it's made of fucking gravel? your coach is telling you if you're in tight, slide head first into second. sponsor of your team is a fucking dental practice. you don't know what the world was like, man. did you know 28% of the us gdp in 1776 was fucking firewood? did you know peanuts aren't legumes? did you know archimedes was actually kind of stupid? nah, i take that one back.
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2657.16
okay, we got there we got there eventually bro what the heck is lamy oh ball is dropped out of all of the answers a bet is a bet okay okay okay so it's the yeah i see a bet is a bet so they dropped the ball from every clue basketball coach baseball manager softball diamonds i get it i understand i'm hip i get the picture now i
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like a park baseball coach at a local park. and then there was like a supervisor who played like a lot of softball. and one day he came in and like his leg was black from like the back of his knee up his hamstring. and we're like, what the heck? and he's like, yeah, i got hurt sliding into home. and i'm like, does that happen only when you're an adult or when you're a kid? because, and that's my take on the sports now, which is, ooh,
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