Quotes about “Clothing”
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i believe that wizards of the coast would do that if they were legally allowed to do that. hook him up with konami, they'd have a blast! the best way to keep warm on a cold winter night. a bearded lumberjack's pube stash or pornography. is that pube mustache or his stash of pubic hair? he keeps a baggie under his bed. it's like a gorilla mask. it's literally for warmth to weave into clothing.
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he adopted you. yeah, he's adopted you. that is precisely correct. i got nothing against him. what? oh, go ahead. i took a picture of this store when i was in this shopping mall and the sign, it was called swamp. okay, yeah. i mean that's the name of, it was a women's clothing store named swamp. does that strike you as odd? yes. i mean it had to be done that we had to edit shrek into the whole thing but that was taken care of right away.
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dark and rainy like a week ago, and if you look at scan bc it's like busy police are on scene with a pedestrian hit by a car busy police are on the seams of pedestrian hit by a car i mean, it's not as bad as it's not snowing here, but you know jaywalking black clothing combined with like poor visibility and driving too fast. it's like a lot of people got hit by cars yes, sir last week
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it's so whatever. it's so depressing. you go there and it's just all these shops for like old ladies contemporary clothing and i'm like if you don't because like this is this is a problem with napanee as it is for a lot of canadian cities is walmart built uptown.
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what if that person was... i don't know where i'm going. don't keep going down this... what if that person was you, ryan? what if that person was your own mother? the only answer that i knew was coming out of your mouth. is it far right? can it be through clothing? yeah, of course!
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4556.640
yeah? i think you and me can be nick and fox right now. that's not even close to true. try it. you want to betray your canadian roots? this was by far my worst. did you know roots is canadian? not the roots, but the clothing company roots. the hudson bay company. they're also canadian, yeah. one of the oldest, no, the oldest company in canada. green lightning ea. thank you very much for the subscription.
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nope. oh, don't sp you tricky dick, i'm gonna spray all over you. fuuuck! condoms count as clothing. do they? they're debating it. they're trying to find some things that are better to do naked. oh! kat, what are you doing? they're saying clothes sex is embarrassing. i think it's fine if you're into that.
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why? because you've got to protect your eyes from clothing. did you not know what it was to be a young person in the world? you made some decisions that were probably a bit objectionable. what's your skeleton in the closet? do you have a rat tail, dan? i just don't remember them with like, with, you know, such fervor and detail. i mean, like you, you would get changed and then put on the glasses in the locker room. oh, fuck. um, yes.
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yeah, buying your own shirts and clothing in general is like one of the big signs of being an adult. absolutely, man. that means there's a lot of stuff implied there. somehow you got yourself to the mall, so you either are old enough to take the bus or drive, or you got your mom to drive you, in which case, you know, you had to convince her, i guess.
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well they can give you tags sometimes. they'll go, oh i see you've got six pieces and we want to make sure you walk back out with that so you're not stealing it. that's a thing. i have a difficult time with this entire story because i don't believe that you go into gap to buy their clothing. i bought two pairs of jeans from the gap last month. that's not true. i'll show you my credit card statement. i bought jeans from jc fenny's. you don't like people. that's correct, yes. so i figured you'd buy everything from amazon. yeah but with pants i like to, it's also like a bit of a check to see if like
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come on. hey, nick. where was your vote on that one buddy because i? was looking at jupiter's 81 to 19 there just a little bit shy of a quick flash unfortunately support honestly a particular a peculiar thing to see in a help wanted ad would be help wanted colon clothing optional or help wanted colon need garden hose and orange juice hmm garden hose and orange juice
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that's only for paying customers. yeah, i should better call so yeah clothing optional got that one a great birthday present for your worst enemy a golden necklace of your asshole or my life comma by dandy fucking right are you
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paws are raw, you poor man. there's no justice in the world. the name of a clothing store for overweight leprechauns, austin wins 54 46 with chubby charms over the luck of the thyrist. i chose the thyrist. he got thighs either way. he showed them the thug rich.
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