Quotes about “Clone”
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even better levels pretty sweet man. i thought it was my favorites. i hated it you hated it no, i have no idea what you're talking about so this level. oh, yeah, michael. you can't play hugh jackman's clone mike oh, yeah, batman begins i keep forgetting you do that now. i thought you said it was your favorite. no this level is my favorite. oh that's totally different oh
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yeah, you know actually i read that china is making a clone farm. clone factory, yeah for everything. that's pretty cool. clones are us. you hear this one? it seems like the government of china is making a clone factory. yeah, barely yoda's in charge. are we done with this group yet? no, we're gonna beat their asses. we lost our mojo, man. we beat them once, we'll beat them again. oh, it's eggianos on the team, what a tough boy.
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i mean we don't need fish if we have water, right? honestly, you know what, i do really like sushi and fish and chips and stuff but if tomorrow they're like, you guys, we can't eat fish anymore. i think i'd be okay. yeah, i'd be alright with that. i'm not really a big fish fan. i think there's larger implications than what we want to eat though. it's not just about food. no, it's just about food. i'm pretty sure it's just about food. so we're all gonna be food. also, we could just make like clone fish in china.
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yeah, fucking china. they already have clownfish, so yeah, why not? china's always trying to clone shit. i mean, it's like, yeah, let's not have animals go extinct, but... has man gone too far? yeah, but without china we wouldn't have had the smash hit multiplicity. like, eaten. is that true?
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i think they may come out of the swamp. yeah, some sort of ground thing. like some kind of pod thing. they just have actual clones of you sitting around. that's unsettling. like, oh, launch the second cobalt today. just hook up again. what if you could... ah, seville! what if you could live forever in the wilderness? what if you could live forever but every time you die you come back as a clone?
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um, like uh, like eve online. i don't understand that. well like, the clone comes back with your memory so like functionally you're still you. like that tom cruise movie. do you age or do you start back off at an age that you prefer? uh, i think on eve online you don't age but, you know. i don't know if i'm necessarily saying that. oh, i'm in patrol! nice. cap, complete. alright, cool.
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i really don't know much about bird dicks to be honest. i just figured if that if anything looked like one that did i'm a hornithologist oh like an ornithon yeah ornithologist with like a horny little horny thologist well, then you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up he's a funny guy he's a funny guy and now would you have sex with a female clone of yourself? you need to take a like a lesson in genetics
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yeah, i would. i'd have to, i mean you'd have to replace my x chrom, my y chromosome with another x chromosome, which would by definition mean that it's not a clone. that would give it to you. actually streamer, that's not possible. so, you know, i'm starting to feel like you're not all phds in molecular biology in chat here. they're working on it though. and that's all i can really ask. do you think it's socially acceptable to talk to dogs in other people's cars while you're getting out of your car in a parking lot? yeah, i think so.
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was he the... i mean, i don't think he was the first man to play multiple roles in a movie. what about the multiplicity guy? michael keaton? well, that's all the same character, though. michael keaton? he's playing one role that got multiplied after the fact. that's not multiple roles. what if he had sex with himself? they never really went over that in the movie. they never did go over that. well, that's why there should be a second one. that one dude had sex with his wife. if you give your clone a hand job...
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continue, i wanna hear when this is going. well if you gave your clone a handjob, would it be like jerking off or would you be jerking off another dude? yeah but kevin would be like jerking off another dude, there's no question. unless you're in some kind of weird pacific rim mind meld situation. well yeah but like a, like a, you know, multiplic the nutting professor. you know what, that's probably actually already a porno. oh nice.
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wait, is incest even illegal? yeah. yeah, that's illegal. but is a handjob incest? a clone handjob, that's just me. uh, i think that's incest probably, yeah. like, if you're legally speaking or like, ew, speaking. i mean, i think legally. i think you're not allowed to jerk off the dick of your brother. i don't think that's... he ain't heavy, man. there's a quote for you today.
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but i'm saying, there must have been a court case by now about like some dude jerking off his brother and then they're trying to figure out if it's incest or not. that's probably pretty likely, yeah, but not the clone part is really the important bit. well, the clone part, yeah, i don't know. that's what i was really after, i don't really want to hear too much about the other one. what is a clone? is a clone your brother? is it family? or is it just you? i don't know if it could be just you. well, i mean, if it's not you, then... a clone is not you.
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yeah, but like what is it exactly the same? yeah, like with the genes literally like exactly the same it's a one to one copy all the way down. this is like saying that you know a clone is a clone but you know there's gonna be mutations after the point that that clone starts living his own life maybe he stands a little too close to the x ray machine a couple times. is he still a clone? a person and had an identical twin at the same time brought to existence at the same moment and then your variations would start at the same room
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oh fuck it was six reinhardt's please yeah that's actually we've destroyed a team that was going to be you and that's a clone i can't give you six reinhardt's but i can give you six hard ryan's oh he's a he's talking about his erection in my place and there are multiple ryan's direction projection another was more than one i feel like all the parts why you were there and then like a lot of people didn't get it that's why you need the cloning machine
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oh that would be terrifying. oh rob! don't do it! he's gone! can you imagine organs like inside of a creature with the body of a skyscraper? that's like general grievous man. a colon you could walk in. rob you jumped over the hole. i did yeah it was bad. every time people are like go watch the clone wars then you'll understand general grievous. no, general grievous is george lucas' bullshit mind coming out.
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ever found the clone item? yes. that is great but also annoying. actually, in the zelda chest news, apparently the first loot box with four legendaries was found. wow. so that's pretty crazy. what an accomplishment for mankind. oh, for overwatch. yeah.
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i'd go for the 2000 raisins, we'll see if ryan agrees. i also want to say thank you to notdanbutlessthanb. thank you for the 569 says, hi, nick. fuck this crappy drawful clone thing, pintrello. everybody wants wwe and jelly people. also, dan is the smartest guy there ever was. also, do rob hate asian people? love your dang streams. no, rob does not hate asian people. it was just a bad joke.
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like, what if i'm not actually canadian? what if it turns out i was actually born in like a field hospital in bermuda or something like that? what if you're a clone made by the canadian government to try and advocate your people? like, that's like that's true. uh, what's the weapon x program as part of department k? he's i'm wolverine, ryan is like he's not deadpool. don't make me sabretooth, okay? you are sabretooth. sabretooth is just worse wolverine!
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