Quotes about “Cleaning”
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cas is kinda cleaning house though. yeah destroying us all there you go. there you go problem solved. it's so much better having the names on yeah. yeah, it's nice like being out then we know who to gang up on when they're winning what i think i think the bow and arrow girl is kind of like a strategic character because she has a lot of attacks that can go diagonally so you kind of want to use her for spacing a whole
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every three months go to the dentist. holy shit. yeah, but like that's for the cleaning. it's one of those things i feel like the more you go the less that's gonna it's gonna cost in the long right cuz they're like they're always like hey man floss floss floss but if they only see like once every ten years is like you have to get three root canals, right? you know, it's like yeah, this is the long it's the long con it's the long con really on save your dental health. oh
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spoilers to our first game. i drank bleach and died in 30 seconds. is that what happened? yeah, i went in the closet. it was full of cleaning supplies. you didn't stop me and i just drank all the bleach. oh when i looked at it, it said empty bleach, but i guess it was because the baby got to it. yeah, that makes that makes sense. i thought you died because i fed you a pill. like i picked up a pill on the dresser and then it was like, use pill on baby. and i'm like, okay, yeah. the pill was probably the antidote that keeps me from dying from the bleach.
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you probably should have fed me the pill. i tried to feed you the pill. i didn't know what button to press. it was probably e. we'll figure it out. i actually drank all of the cleaning supplies, not just the bleach, so there was like a cocktail going on in there. yeah, i saw you turn green and your hp was falling, and i was like, i don't really know what to do, so i'm just gonna let this baby die. i just, i stared you in the eye as i let the life go out of me on the stairs. yep. you were turning positively green. it's like, you can't save me now.
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oh, i hear the bathwater. get out of there! damn it! it almost worked. what are you trying to do now? nick, don't even try to stop this one. you're gonna flush yourself? the flush! hit the flush! alright. you're not in it. yeah, let me get in it first. flush me, daddy. i put a cube in there. if anything, it's cleaning you out. the sound is so bad!
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the worst part about having a mustache, cleaning out the dingleberries or accidentally crowning the wrong miss america. alright, i think my laughter answered that one. yeah. cleaning out the dingleberries. ho ho ho, that is the party chuckle that i am engaging in. ho ho ho. hee hoo!
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you gotta share your fruit. what the heck? oh, yeah, this is my other in color. don't be lazy what are we oh, we're cleaning. is this like splatoon we're playing right now. i think this is what happens after color craze. oh not crazy anymore. yeah. yes. all right. all right. i had it in me. it's probably become a janitor it said i like sad scene in front of everybody in order to win. well, all right. oh
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this is the only thing ryan's good at. what the fuck is that? how do you feel about that shit? i actually lived this time. speedrun! let's do speedrun again. good luck cleaning up. yo, get away from me, you skeleton man! is it really there's no indicator about like who's winning at all? it's just kind of there. where's your eyes?
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my m4 whatever from counter strike. i had the griffin skin and then there was a huge run on him but i missed my window to celebrate like, damn! cleaning house! reminds me of viscera clean up. woah this is like, we're pretty close here. yes we are. oh fuck. i never win hat, chase. it's cause you're not a cat. what? it's way up there! no no land. go ryan, go ryan, i'll block him. hey, kobol, suck this. block these nuts! okay.
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we asked 100 men, name something women do a lot of that starts with the letter c. something women do a lot of that starts with the letter c. oh, the sexist answer is probably cleaning. oh fuck! that's way worse than mine. name something about yourself you'd hate to be told is bad. your personality. your smell.
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good. cleaning got 11. she cared about it. personality got 9. i think it's horse. lion got 3. i got ripped off here. syringe got 21. we lose. i lost too. i just want to say i did the best on fast blood. oh, a record player has a needle. mmm, yeah. a gramophone. a gramophone. alright, there's only two holes left. that's true. let's do it. oh, fuck me! oh, oh, oh, oh.
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wait what? it's like the dogs licking your butthole? yeah, exactly. well, no, but it's clean enough for the dog's mouth so why is it not cleaning up your butthole? oh, okay. i see what you're saying. i thought there was a really weird equivalency happening there that i didn't quite put together, like somehow the dog's fucking you. yeah, that's what i was thinking as well. it's like, i'm saying the dog's fucked. yes, i'm making bestiality jokes. yep.
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for how to get rid of the mold stains. and then it was like a pNL of celebrities and they'd be like, well, you put the baking soda in with the sake. well, that's awesome. it's like the british bake off, but for house cleaning. and then people would be like, their reactions were always like, oh my god, like i've never thought of that way to clean. dude, that's the future of let's plays. overreacting to house cleaning. it's possible. there was also a show
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now do you think it would be equivalent if i became the markiplier of household objects and cleaning? like do you think markiplier of well would enough people hate me, would it be that same number roughly or more or less? we were talking about the japanese show before. oh no no i'm with you i'm just crunching the numbers in my head. i think there are probably celebrities who are more hated than the president. just trying to think if that would work out.
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one guy made a video of him, like a montage of him running into us and ruining all of our shots. mostly mouth though, mouth took it real hard. that's pretty, yeah i saw him cleaning his little salty mouth. mouth's very serious about his dolphin, i don't blame him. oh man. he was dramatized after egg mode. i know, i know. we all were a little. i said i would never play this mode again because it's kind of awful but, you know. it's cool. uh, where the hell is the pin? you can't really cheat this one, can you?
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you gotta get it back, rally! no, it's 4 0 4. oh, that's an error. that's an error. how's your run going, nick? at one heart on floor 3, i could wrap this floor at any point. i was cleaning up, but i might go onto the boss so i could expedite things. you know what? fight the boss, let's see what happens. oh, now i'm at a half a heart. i'm gonna change his things a bit. now all we need is the tank.
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