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think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh
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don't jump on his brain, that's mean. i'm not gonna actually jump on his brain. just sit there! there's a huge cat sized place on the desk that is so clean. don't jump on his brain. what are you doing? there's no dip in that bowl. with pringles tostitos, you don't need dip. where we're going, we don't even need dip. is bombcore good enough for you guys? i kind of feel like we should try bombcore. just to see how it compares to keep talking.
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i wanna put my tan there. the iranians glow. it's covergirl, sofia vergara. hey! hello! hey, i found you! my audience is consisting of largely 13 to 25 year old males. are you interested in covergirl's stay luminous makeup? absolutely. you wanna look sexy? this is a french ad for the mr. clean magic eraser. so i get the impression you guys were talking shit about me. what did i do? what happened here? we were trying to figure out if you went to the doctor is really all i was trying to do.
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and also what's up with the symbolism of bounty like you need a lumberjack to clean up your fucking spill on your counter? it's kind of overkill isn't it? i don't think it makes any sense to be honest with you. or is it the lumberjack that cut down the trees that got turned into the quilted picker upper? he got the he got turned into a paper towel. no, i mean he cut down the trees he's just there to administer that the trees get properly turned into paper towels. oh i see. that's his one function in life, and he loves it.
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eli put the grenade launcher under his chin and fired. just blew his head clean off. no, don't reload! it's instant death! oh, i didn't die though. oh yeah! wait, what's like the plate full of like... ashes. what's that do? yeah, it's a plate full of ashes. it makes you immune to mind control actually. did he know that? yeah. hmm. i didn't know that. he told you that. oh, good catch. oh, he caught it!
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she didn't really fart that much. i slept in her bed once, it didn't smell of farts. yeah, she seemed pretty clean. do an alice cooper impression? no more, mr. nice, get on something like that. oh, you picked the wrong song, motherfucker. which school's out? feed my frankenstein! undead. thank you, alice from the brady bunch.
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you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible.
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wow, well done. this is impressive. is this fun to go backwards? i don't know, this guy was calling me drunk before, now he says nl for prez? i don't know, like... you came clean about being sober, so he appreciates your... oh, now i'm cool, yeah. yeah, your honesty. ooh, tandem shot, here we go. oh, ow. people don't fucking hate the modifiers. just like constantly rejoining. i mean, you did that in the last match.
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that makes it somehow dirtier. well, it's so cold there, but you're nice and warm in there. yeah, it's like there's something with the snow, but you gotta stay warm. like, an alaskan cream pie is pretty clean. it's the only way to stay warm in the snow these days. you call it the kentucky cream pie. that's the one that i was like, popped in. no problem. kentucky implies a whole different thing. yeah. that's true. that's a cream pie that you make with your sister. oh, man. i was talking about the food!
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i don't know where you are. oh, i was in the burning basement one having just beaten the boss. i was going back to clean up a little bit. sensible. good idea. don't blame you. so how was your day so far? anything new? it's been good. i did the daily. today's daily was a lot of fun.
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nope, nope, not doing that. yeah, i've got the good old fashioned family of five doing loud yard work right outside my house. oh, that's good. well, they gotta clean that yard up, right? they do. trim the hedges and such? they gotta get all those leaves off of there. i've never raked my own yard. i've raked other people's yards, but i've never raked my yard and i'm terrified to do it.
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it's where i keep them. buried. not buried. but i got thousands of cards buried in my backyard. ow! ow! ow! you wanna see my mox opal? and then he shows you his anus. oh shit! so fast! oh my god! i think it'll be more like his mox jet, wouldn't it? unless he keeps it real clean. nah, it's really blackened. i'll mox your jet.
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he'll go put his cup in the dirty dishes thing and then refill a brand new clean cup with the same juice are you fucking serious? i'm being real with you. oh my god, dude! i want a shit bag! let's get a new glass. look at this aristocrat here a new glass every time he got a refill on his juice wow
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or a society destroyer even. and then i called him on it and he's just like, fuck you, you know? i'm like, oh, okay, i'm sorry, i tried to stand out for the little guy and mr. one percenter over here is, uh, needs a clean... he thinks, that's his, he just thinks he's, he thinks he's too good. i think that's what it is, honestly. he's not here to defend himself, though. that's exactly why i'm bringing it up right now.
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did you throw a grenade into all of us? so i might have panicked in the laser and might have thrown a grenade. you're fired. i did end up diving in the end. you can see our stripes on our cape so you know we're clean. that's true. let's go up. you know what i mean? i'm all laser! we're gonna go real far, then we're gonna capture this thing.
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with the tubes again. well, you don't like tubes? he hates those tubes for some reason. i bring them up, i think they're kind of efficient, but i don't entirely trust them. and he i don't know why he's got such a freaking chip on his shoulder. whole world's gonna be run by pneumatic tubes when you guys, you know, are the greatest generation. i believe you've switched the argument around, because i was saying i don't trust him. you were saying that you did. and now you don't trust him, and i do. well, it's not that i don't trust him, i just don't want a pneumatic tube to get clogged by eggs. how are you gonna clean that shit?
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it's like those heroin dispensaries in vancouver, right? it's safer to let them do it in a clean room with supervision and medical staff nearby in case they go crazy than to do it on the streets. it's like, i'd rather my kid binge on ice cream when he can shit himself in the toilet. yeah, when the consequences are just shitting themselves. it's gonna be okay.
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yeah, that's it. oh like every time okay, there we go. finally i got a good boost every time i go for it. it's gone all right. all right. i want a clean slate again. yes. well, let's try not allowing three goals in a minute and a half next time there was nobody there
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but you know it's clean! hell probably is clean. it's actually very disinfected because everything's so hot there so the bacteria can't grow. that's true. you ever think of that? hell is probably very clean because it's so hot. i don't think so, man. have you ever been to like, uh... los angeles? mm hmm. that's a good point. yeah. me? i feel like hell is probably hotter than los angeles. i don't know if that's actually possible on like a thermic level. mm hmm. actually, in los angeles,
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