Quotes about “Clark kent”
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in my defense though, usher and nelly. i really feel like nelly minus bandage. you're kind of looking at usher there. which usher? usher raymond, maybe you've heard of him? now that would be a milli vanilli level story. it turned out that usher put it was like a clark kent superman thing, like when usher puts on the bandage, nobody recognizes him anymore. quick, it's getting hot in here and we don't know what to do with our clothes! i'll handle this.
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62 to 38. if we got roll need already then... roll need, gumai kandai, 9mm beretta. the worst excuse clark kent has given lois lane so he can go change into superman. i need to go change clothes or cut to the front of the deli line.
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what do you mean? what's something people get? get trophies. okay, i'm gonna go with clark. what's the first thing clark kent takes off when he changes into superman? his condom. sure. yeah, and then i'm just gonna say jerry seinfeld for that comedian. okay, dog was four.
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i answered that there. too easy. you didn't actually answer that though. i answered it. fuck, i can't... adam sandler. okay. name something you might hear someone at work just got. car. i answered that tooth there. wait, you didn't actually answer that. yeah i did. what's the first thing clark kent takes off when he changes into superman? oh, when he changes into superman. uh... tie.
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joseph, myron, byron, i don't know. bill up. this is ricky bobby. no, this is star lord. yeah, because he's got the headphones on. this is jake lloyd, also known as anakin skywalker. this is clark kent from superman, probably.
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what do you mean? maybe something nice here. look the question is really weirdly what's something people get? get trophies. okay i'm gonna go with a car. what's the first thing clark kent takes off when he changes into superman? his car. sure.
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car hey i answer that to you house wait you didn't actually answer that yeah what's the first thing clark kent takes off when he changes into superman oh we changes into superman yeah tie well that's smart yeah it does it pulls the tide aside and then he tears open the button down okay people with zero you need a one o seven
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i was trying to get the line out of the way and i kept screwing it up. if you listen to some punk music, you'll understand. i just use ryan as a model for anything i can because i just like drawn that one eyebrow really. yours isn't as good. his looks like fucking clark kent like superman head thing coming down. wow, you're jacked. oh, but maybe i don't know. is that a wart? no. bye austin.
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superman's all three of them. clark kent, prime minister of the united kingdom. david cameron, eddie rickenbacker, francis ford coe, we gotta go faster. graham chapman, i don't know. god bless america, i don't know. father of communism, karl marx. friends co star, matthew perry. angel in the morning, juice newton. lord protector is oliver cromwell. goodbye girl, never heard of any of them. archbishop of canterbury, thomas beckett. nicole kidman, keith urban. dutch painter, van gogh.
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we could still go buy one at the shop, which is why i'm mostly laughing instead of crying, at least that you can see. but yeah, that's pretty stupid. that's a stupid thing to do. flush. good use of a bomb. okay, this should be the last isaac episode for today, i think. 2020 though is incredible. and we've turned into clark kent. secret room, please. it just looked so guaranteed. eh, it was worth it in the end. the thing is, and you're not gonna love this one, but hear me out here.
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we are not voting with chat today. yeah use clark kent has given lois lane so he could go change into superman sorry, honey. i left my car keys on krypton or left the fridge running hmm. this is the bad excuse for anything you want the fridge to be running yeah i mean if you left his car keys on krypton you know he's got a deal with that can he fly in his business suit and spectacles? probably, but i mean car with superman drive
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he's kent clark. you're clark bull durham. he's his dad. major league. was he a major league? major league is charlie sheen. charlie sheen. yeah. he's wild. wild thing. wow. wow. bang. doo doo doo doo doo. i like how they had they had the owners like this like hot.
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