Quotes about “Cigarette”
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okay, like a loose cigarette. yeah i'm hoping that works out. yeah, me too. it's gonna get me. ah alright, that's quite a ride you're going on there that was like a death ride i was like death ride to lost in san francisco that was like death ride to lost in translation that was like death ride 3d expendables like death ride 3d. i don't have a subtitle. oh
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this guy's out of his mind. burritos are great, you can eat them cold, you can eat them hot, it doesn't matter, it's just good. i'm very pro burrito, don't slander me. well i don't know why you're making it sound like i hate burritos for some reason. i'm just saying a stout burrito is the true path. this guy's trying to eat a burrito that looks like a freaking, you know, the penguin cigarette from the batman tv show. oh my! i don't think i am. that's not my ideal burrito.
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would you characterize his cigarette as fat and long? i wouldn't. it depends whether we're talking about the royal cigarette or the literal cigarette. the literal cigarette. yeah, it's long for sure. fat and long. well, you just round up from 50%, you get to 100. so, i had a, it wasn't really a burrito, but i had like a falafel pita last night that was burrito esque and it was delicious.
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wow, he won! you're wasting your own time. yep, ryan and i know how to play this one together. definitely. optimum strategy. they cover both sides. it's one of those canadian telepathy powers they have. they each cover a side. oh, close but no cigarette. yow! ricks! oh, you little cat, i didn't see ya! meow! so invisible. it should say meow instead of boo.
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then mints, then pepper mints. mints are not meant to be consumed. they're meant for brushing your teeth and that's it. mouthwash mint and toothbrush mint. i don't want to swallow the mint. it reminds me of a menthol cigarette.
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i need to meet this man. he sounds like quite the character. oh, i didn't know he sells cigarettes. that's a little cheeky of him. they're probably onion flavored too. that's the... that's cigarette flavor you can only get in england. cheese and onion flavored cigarettes. damn it. i can't get into the shop. i broke the shop lock with my lock pick. you know what the big deal is with these special big locks that show up? i think you have to use a key on them. but why do they seem so big? they're just like normal locks then.
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we went to like four minutes left. yo, this is definitely shrek with big arms right here. don't buy a cigarette, they're onion flavored.
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i put a link in your chat. it was, yeah, okay, essentially, here's what it was. it was, it was, you know, terminator 2, where they... thumbs up. yeah. well, no, no, no, no, no, it's, it's, they see, they see the t 1000 or whatever for the first time, you know, at the hospital and like the guy, like the cigarette drops out of his mouth.
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my cat was obsessed with watching your stream and may have attacked your face at one point. i may also have tweeted you pictures. oh, that's sweet. that's good kiddies. nick's ancestor was the director of cave planning. there's no shame in that, man! hey, societal organization is how we've progressed as a people. at the same time, that's all falling out the fucking window now. we gotta beat the shit out of some people. we're all gonna die takes drag off cigarette. nah, you take a vape when you do that.
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he wants to sell something. he wants me to buy a cigarette from him. don't buy a cigarette, josh. what about a drum clip? what's that? yeah, it gives you more shots per magazine. is that passive or is that another active bullshit? it's a passive. that's badass. he only gives... wait, oh. that's 62 fucking dollars. only $62. goblin king? did i get a loan from you? the goblin king.
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and there was a dude that was like, he brought in a suitcase full of what looked like presents and all of them were just undeclared cigarette cartons shaped in different squares. good lord. hey, did you see the australian one where the guy had a suitcase full of reptiles inside of socks? no, i didn't see that one. you didn't see that? that shit was crazy! he had a bunch of like lizards inside of socks. i saw this. it had a shark jaw come in. i didn't see the lizards in socks though.
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and that was hilarious, because it looked like pure pain. oh man, this is like the perfect example of us not all living in the ideal multiverse. he's doing some kind of gastronomic torture chamber. he was gonna eat a cigarette, but chat shut us down matt. they were like, you could die from that. this is like saw, but milder. he has a self inflicted saw. he was gonna snort a pixie stick, which he's done before.
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what are you talking about? i could i see the vape nation in your mouth right now. i don't know what you're talking about. give a cigarette in your mouth right now what are those okay, they're awesome if you guys ever smoked before like cigarettes on a regular basis no no ever never what is that thing down there? i don't know what that is. oh
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