Quotes about “Chris pratt”
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2196.10
i cried when chris pratt couldn't take his dinosaur back in jurassic world. i cried in fear in jurassic world dominion when chris pratt did this to a dinosaur and it didn't lose any aggression. i was like, oh shit, this is the final boss. this dinosaur evolved to be able to not be affected by this move right here? oh my, this must be, this is like the thanos of dinosaurs.
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2493.28
but like most of his best movies are like 1982 to like 2002. and then he's really kind of just been jogging for like 20 years. but he's throwing his heart and his soul into the jogging. it's not like a cynical, like jurassic world chris pratt type situation. but you always have to like let your brain simmer when you're like, what movies has tom cruise been in? because the first ones are like, am i one, am i two, am i three?
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464.04
also, he's played by chris pratt crazy with gnarls barkley. i should have gotten i want to love you by akon i only know dangerous. i have no idea who leona lewis jordan sparks are i feel like i've heard of sara bareilles but i could not name a song that she's ever done all american rejects had a hit in 2009 i had no idea miss you by aaliyah wherever you will go is by the calling i
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195.80
which would be what you've got 12 players chris pratt yeah chris pratt was just he's eager to jump in off the sidelines if anybody gets injured on front man really, i don't know how to put him there be a front i'll keep my guy rat you perry rat you broderick and rat you mcconaughey up i can handle these these rat rat use and rat i
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229.68
chris pratt, that's true. hey, it's not raining anymore. fantastic.
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1273.58
this is a good clean game. it's week one. yep, nice and clean. mmm, that's bad. squeaky clean, almost. rad benatar. love is a battlefield. if i keep everybody on the ground, you can only foul one person per turn. that's true. that is true. that's unfortunate. that's also very bad. burettely. that hurts a lot. taking a blow to the head. he's gonna miss the next game. that's okay, i've got chris pratt.
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1324.78
you do have chris pratt. that's the whole reason chris pratt's even there. this is really not how i pictured the start of this game going.
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1485.22
run lateral to the field before scoring you've got to get those yards run yeah, that's that's that's really important for the whatever football trophies get awarded at the end of the year. i don't exactly exactly ground covered is an important for top scorers. oh ah nobody's nobody's coming back sub is gonna come on the field chris pratt still coming on i think i'm still one player down shine and
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1543.12
get out of here. i'd say chris pratt's in his prime right now. you should... that's true, yeah, he could turn this whole game around for me. all right. that's fine. now, i have no re rolls. i feel like my best chance is just not letting myself get scored on. my suggestion would be to secure the ball.
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1936.00
yes, kowalski is like the mvp right now. he's doing some work by the way what's up with your elves faces like what do you mean? they all in their pictures? they have like that weird is that supposed to be a beard or is the bottom half of their face like? desiccated i think it's shaded with yeah, it looks like they've had the bottom half of their face ripped off almost chris pratt almost
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2142.16
you got a lot of a lot of nerve getting up to chris pratt here. he's uh you know fresh off of the bench fresh off the bench yeah, he's cooled down. what's the good one warmed up? he's not that he's not warmed up right. he's he's still very much cooled down. okay. hey, please do the treatment. hey like i
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2401.42
and yeah, played by johnny knoxville but voiced by chris pratt. absolutely, sorry i forgot about that part. and the bad guy can be played by jack black and it could be animated by illumination studios. that's a recipe for a 10 out of 10 on imdb. you're absolutely right. would you play among us with elon musk? honestly, i don't know at this point in my life. this is not a knock on among us, okay? it's just not my tempo. i don't know, even if you were like,
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2030.70
the tomorrow war, sorry, the tomorrow war? chris pratt. oh, fun. humanity is gonna end in a war 30 years in the future so they travel through time backwards to enlist soldiers from the present day to go to the future. i like that schlocky bullshit. yes. i will watch any science fiction movie that looks kinda bad, i'm all in. 100%, 100%.
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916.92
i watched three movies this weekend. let me tell you, if you like bad movies, our employer came out with a really good bad one on friday. it's called the tomorrow war on amazon prime. oh, that's the chris pratt one, right? it is the chris pratt one. i would describe it as rubbish. rubbish. what a putt. look at that. jeez.
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3508.180
i missed this yesterday, jury duty kind of boring and they banned twitch. that's the one thing they should use ai for bro. like i haven't seen the ai movie yet where chris pratt proves that he didn't kill his wife, but to have no jury duty and just like run the case through chatgpt so everyone else can stay in their house and watch my stream would be way better.
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1769.10
who's the next up and coming character actor? nice. the next up and coming character actor. there's got to be one, right? you mean like johnny depp? yeah. oh yeah, like johnny depp. like chris pratt. you know, daniel day lewis. no, chris pratt plays chris pratt in every movie. oh, i thought that's what you meant. no, no, a character actor. i don't know. yeah, a little bit. i can kind of see that. finn wolfhard. ooh, adam driver. you know what? adam driver is probably the answer. yeah, he's good in everything.
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1208.46
thoughts on the mario movie trailer? i think the world is a little too full of thoughts for the mario movie trailer right now. i think we need to relax on our thoughts for the mario movie trailer. you know what? no, i've decided i am going to give you my hot take. my hot take is that chris pratt's voice is not very good, but my second hot take is that
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1229.06
a two hour long movie where the main character goes, wahoo, yippee, okey dokey, ooh, a magic mushroom would be like insNLy irritating. so i don't really know if there was much they could do that would please people, myself included. but definitely like, i mean, chris pratt's like not the guy. please. whoa, such good timing, such amazing timing.
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1308.78
i went like all the way to the end and i saw mario fall onto a mushroom and then i heard chris pratt's normal voice going, what the heck? i'm mario? so i'm mario now? i'm double jumping and oh yeah, i'm shooting fireballs through my hands. like i was like, they didn't, he didn't even try. he has like a little bit of like a brooklyn sort of lilt but
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