Quotes about “Chopsticks china”
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fuck, i forgot to vote again. i'm not even joking. jimmy, what did you do? you couldn't vote, you were in it. oh shit, that makes no sense. it probably hurts to kneel down on a hardwood floor all the time. i got more chopsticks in china. i hope to drag all eight legs on cum. i know the weather motherfucker man. i hope my dude on demonic shit. i know depressing shit, bro.
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what the fuck you mean you got the chinese food served on rice instead of chips? you mean you didn't get the fucking fries with the chinese? supposed to be chinese, where's the fucking fries? this is an authentic... oh, debra. bloody hell. you fucking ruined it for me now. you know who's got the most chopsticks? you're not gonna believe this, china.
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oh fuck asia. oh, that's bigger than china. oh shit. oh shit. or are you talking about the band asia, which is smaller than china? it might only have like eight chopsticks. what if she was talking about the wrestler rest in peace china? it was, there's a, why china's china's good. she would know that too. oh,
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is it b&m? french equals fries. i don't want to be on camera saying chopsticks equals china, but for the purposes of the analogy, this is what makes sense. i just want to clear my name. i googled what country has the most chopsticks. i think you made a safe bet. i think you made a very safe bet. that's funny. i'm a nasty little unflared butt plug because i didn't get it at tgi fridays. all right. all right, sir.
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they think it's a little offensive to associate chopsticks with china when it's actually valid. the thing that actually makes it scary to joke about is finding out that maybe chopsticks were actually invented in like another asian country and then the people from that country are pissed off that you are pretending that china invented it. that's what should really scare you is finding out that that shit was actually invented in like cambodia or something like that and then all the cambodian viewers are like, hey, what the fuck? what the fuck, man?
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oh fuck asia. oh, that's bigger than china. oh shit. oh shit. or are you talking about the band asia, which is smaller than china? it might only have like eight chopsticks. what if she was talking about the wrestler rest in peace china? it was, there's a, why? oh, china. china's not good. she would know that too. oh,
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french equals fries. i don't want to be on camera saying chopsticks equals china, but for the purposes of the analogy, this is what makes sense. i just want to clear my name. i googled what country has the most chopsticks. i think you made a safe bet. i think you made a very safe bet. that's funny. i'm a nasty little unflared butt plug because i didn't get it at tgi fridays. all right. all right, sir.
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they think it's a little offensive to associate chopsticks with china when it's actually valid. the thing that actually makes it scary to joke about is finding out that maybe chopsticks were actually invented in like another asian country and then the people from that country are pissed off that you are pretending that china invented it. that's what should really scare you is finding out that that shit was actually invented in like cambodia or something like that and then all the cambodian viewers are like, hey, what the fuck?
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which country invented sticks? stick seven! stick seven! all right, i'll send you over to my wife's stream. enjoy yourself and have a good weekend. don't worry, they're from china. what's your favorite kind of chopsticks? i'll be honest, chopsticks are one of those... it's a weird piece of flatware where i actually think the disposable ones are like better than the permanent ones.
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fuck, i forgot to vote again. i'm not even joking. it's probably hurts to kneel down on a hardwood floor all the time. i got more chopsticks in china. i hope to drag all eight legs on cum. i know the weather motherfucker man. i hope my dude on demonic shit. i know depressing shit, bro.
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i'm gonna be pissed if i missed one because i'm... what the fuck you mean you got the chinese food served on rice instead of chips? you mean you didn't get the fucking fries with the chinese? supposed to be chinese, where's the fucking fries? this isn't authentic at all, deborah. bloody hell. you fucking ruined it for me now. you know who's got the most chopsticks? you're not gonna believe this, china.
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