Quotes about “Chopstick”
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8830.740
jesus being attacked by a chopstick? no, no. what is the fish? it's a fish fillet, isn't it? god damn it. did you guys see the attic? yeah. alright. it was laugh. why didn't you drop watching the big bang theory or something? what was the egg for? egg on your face. hey, oles, thank you for the subscription.
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5622.100
yeah, they can lock together and now we're talking. things that lock together are high tier. yeah. it seems like those chopsticks would be kind of like it as i'm imagining them in my head, they'd be very frustrating to use as chopsticks. yes, absolutely. yeah, that would be that would take the spoon end off the chopstick part. well, why don't you just put the spoon
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2876.600
i can't throw cooked food. oh, you gotta put it downstairs and it rolls across. it goes down at the bottom. oh my god. restart again. i think we get the workflow now. we get the workflow now. all right, all right, all right, all right. pasta first. pasta first, then throw me like a raw mushroom and a chopstick. beauty. and then more pasta. and one more pasta at your leisure, please. yep, i'm on it. that's perfect.
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4785.64
so they were the chopsticks were from a takeout order that they got before. fair enough. that's good. you know, you're reusing things. you know why she had the leftover chopsticks is probably because the time that they got that order, she was using leftover chopsticks from like an earlier time. so they've got like an endless like chopstick surplus that they're constantly going. then we ate off the old chopsticks, which is totally fine.
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1092.54
and she said, okay, go get it. and the thing, it was like a dowel. i don't know if you know what a dowel is, but the thing weighed like an ounce. i was out there holding like a chopstick. i don't know what i was going to do with this. but before i got outside, the rat started to scurry. and then it was scurrying along the barbecue and it was a little bit of like messed up. i think it ingested a little bit of poison. because it like fell off the barbecue and then just ran away.
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4933.98
i watched a clip of you talking about the mouse. oh yeah yeah yeah. and then how you were like kate gave me this chopstick to beat the rat. it really was. it was a dowel. the dowel was like this long and it's like thinner than the width of my finger and she was like you can kill it with this. it was like a conductor's baton basically.
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5120.96
and then i was laughing so hard. and then my daughter was like, mommy, what are you watching? why are you laughing? and i'm like, i'm watching daddy's video. it's so funny. and she's like, why? and i'm like, i don't know. he's playing to her. i appeal to an older demographic than two and a half. then you said you were trying to beat up the mouse with the chopstick, which was not true. it was chopstick adjacent. it was not chopstick.
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6069.46
no. no! no! what the onion off the... he had the onion out of the screen? wait, why does he have a chopstick for? what's the chopstick for? he's eating the pizza with the chopstick? let's go, baby. what is that chopstick for? what the hell? why does it have a raw onion all peeled and ready to go?
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3218.90
look at jams of chopstick up there. can you hold my piss when you shit? it's a little plastic clip that says a snack for later. i just clamp it on. dude, uh, warren, uh, the year 591 when we have no natural resources left, i'm gonna put seven chickpeas in my penis this time to shoot at them. because they're pe that's not what they're substituting guns with, is they're putting hot objects in their urethra and then shooting them out.
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1587.46
about four minutes longer before you bring it out because if you're gonna be cooking a pancake that has a diameter of like 18 inches you got to make sure that shit is not raw in the middle, dude i hate when you chopstick cut the pajeon and then you go to the middle and it's still like uncooked batter in there you need to get the the uniform crispiness throughout even if the edges end up a little bit overdone plus two, you know ball
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2463.580
off the grill! he wasn't putting it in the rice bowl or in the sauce dish or anything to cool it down a little bit. he was going chopstick to grill to meat to tongue. and i was like, are you okay? isn't that too hot? and he's like, it's a little hot. i was like, well, you just let it cool down for a minute, man. it's okay. ain't going nowhere. he was going beast mode. run, bro. well, okay, i'd like, oh crap.
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