Quotes about “Chinese no shot man”
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that's gonna clear rise of skywalker, although dan's review is definitely holding this up a little bit. i gotta feel like cars 2 has a shot, man. wrong, wrong. they don't like when larry the cable guy became a spy or whatever. no strong opinions one way or the other. i hear that. anyone wanna help me out on this one? yangtze chinese style barbecue pork in a vacuum sealed package? i don't know, this is 10.99, 11.99. should've trusted my gut on that one.
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reading the chinese century. that's not gonna happen, but i did. so i've been doing tax stuff once a year. i look through like all the shit that i pay for and say, do i really need this anymore? which is probably the wrong time to do it because i'm doing tax stuff. so i'm like, no, i don't need this shit. fuck you. i don't need that. fuck that. i'm no what? $3.99 a month. what am i made of money? fuck that. no shot. do i want that shit, man? no, get off the books.
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maybe if you're chinese you're like, oh my god, he slept in the room with the bloody handprint outside, he's gonna die! we don't have that in the cultural consciousness here, man! this is actually insane watching audio only at work, it's just five minutes of speaking chinese then nl go and no shot.
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calling all cars calling all cars look at him scumbag doesn't even have any doesn't even have any fucking hair not a hair on his fucking head you fucking creep shoot to kill. it's okay, honey. you're all you're safe now that's strange smooth man can't harm you anymore then she's gonna be like that was my daddy and the cops gonna be like not possible this guy looks maximum 10% chinese no shot kid. sorry no shot the math ain't math in
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look at him, scumbag. doesn't even have any... doesn't even have any fucking hair. not a hair on his fucking head, you fucking creep. shoot to kill. put me in the damn game, man. it's okay, honey. you're all... you're safe now. that strange, smooth man can't harm you anymore. then she's gonna be like, that was my daddy! and the cop's gonna be like, not possible. this guy looks maximum 10% chinese. no shot, kid. sorry. no shot. the math ain't mathin'.
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alright next chapter man. it does kind of it has a sam raimi sort of vibe to the shots for sure this is actually insane watching audio only at work. it's just five minutes of speaking chinese than nl go and no shot
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goldenrod and the 4 h stone? okay, bro, we get it. you're rich. that's a fucking rich guy's stationery, okay? so why you couldn't have just said like lined paper? old chinese restaurant menu or something? makes me sick, man. he's taking some of the heat off me though. the song's about the holocaust? uh, no shot. it's ska, i'm afraid. holland 1945, just a good old fashioned ska song. something like this.
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