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8706.160
did you know everybody's gone to the rapture? yeah, i remember that when nicolas cage changed his name to the chinese room and he started making video games. no for real. they did he did a movie about the rapture though. yeah, it was called knowing no as another one oh left left behind. yeah, that's the one left for dead. whatever it is you got to be more specific when you're talking about you couldn't remember the name of it your nicolas cage rapture based movies it's got quite a few apparently no b's in that one though that i'm aware of. oh
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2717.200
y'know, is it just like a nod and a wink to the boxer rebellion? from the chinese revolutionary history? i doubt it. it might be. do you know? i don't know, that's why i asked. i got polyphemus. well if you don't know, now you know. am i poly famous? polyphemus is the correct nomenclature. holy hell, nl, you were right about rumble in the bronx. i've never actually told a lie. oh, jackie chan broke his fucking leg in that movie too.
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7738.720
why is fox so bad at every game? he's not at all bad. also, this is the first tournament he's been in. fox would be really good at a game that has no win or lose condition. that's what i look for in a game when i play stuff. yeah, you guys can do a tournament of shame for finding the intrinsic value in the chinese room's newest narrative adventure. not that there's anything wrong with it. oh.
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2826.720
that is a 1998 jim carrey magnum opus. 1997. bullshit! that's 98. that's 97. maybe it was like december. that's bullshit. january. are you going by north american new year or chinese new year, josh? yeah, that's the best one. i'm going by fucking letterboxd new year. mad max. the original. the original. that's like a, i don't know, like a 79.
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914.740
probably, i mean, i could be wrong, but i don't think that's the way it's gonna go. is this one of those games where if you're like a super tryhard you would put a delay on because you get stream sniped all the time? yeah, maybe. people would at least know where you are and if they want to make a big fuss about it they could go after you specifically, which is kind of stupid. so this is basically the hunger games the game, right? exactly right, yeah. okay. hey, chinese orphans and dash, jr. bell, thanks for the sub and resub, irrespectively.
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334.260
what is an egg roll but an american chinese food burrito really? aussie095. thank you for the subscription. my character starts with a goat head. i'm happy. your character starts with a goat head? eden's blessing from last run? nope, uh, i am mephisto? oh.
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7829.040
here was another one. here was another one is that he did also get he got the black peppercorn grinder, which i suggested, of course, which is great. and then and then he also got some white pepper. ok, very small, like coin sized container of slightly unusual. it was just a little bit chinese cuisine. yeah, it's it's just it's a very chefy ingredient because it's just like all it is is it's pepper that doesn't give you black specks.
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9853.840
why i said in a way that's the most you've said in the whole show that's what he told me on skype he knows wushu i said i wish you is a martial art of chinese origin i took it was a little kid
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721.520
it's disgusting. i mean, i want them, but i want them with cheese inside. that's really the main deal. i had that a long time ago. michael a.l. fox was there. we got the cheapest chinese food i've ever seen in my entire life. it was literally like almost buffet style, only you weren't in control of the buffet. it was $4 for four items. so they're like, what do you want? we got this, this, this, this, this. you pick four of them. so i got some chicken balls as one of my options. everything else was absolutely horrible. so i'm like, how can you fuck up chicken balls? i've been in, it's just fried dough.
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750.980
is that even there's no chicken inside of it in the least i have to ask you what a chicken ball i assume it's like a nugget, but just a ball wait all you know old chicken into balls. you're realers dude this is so interesting to me this must be like a canadian eyes chinese chinese food dad and heard of that so a chicken ball is basically just a piece of chicken thigh or breast that is a
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772.240
battered to look almost like a donut hole and then fried and it's crispy, a little bready and usually served with like a plum sauce or a sweet and sour sauce on top. oh yeah, we call it sweet and sour chicken here and they're just more oblong. yeah, that's what we call it as well. it's like a chinese food kind of thing. it's weird because we have sweet and sour chicken as well, but i'm not exaggerating when i say that chicken balls are probably the most popular chinese food item in canada.
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823.140
that if you go to a chinese food restaurant the chip for chicken balls in a sweet and sour sauce with fried rice is like your combo a here that's gonna be your your number one like okay stop reading i don't like food that isn't familiar to me. i'm done right here. i'm taking that yeah wrap my head around this a general sews or a general town's would be like that would be like your number four and
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4433.800
oh, did you see that? i did see it. it's so bad. it's this commercial from china that's like super racist. it's basically a laundry detergent commercial that's playing in china right now. and the premise of the commercial is there's this hot chinese lady and a black guy wants in and she like finger brings him over. she what? wait, what? she finger brings him?
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4512.500
and uh... he starts dreaming! oh my god! while the machine is going, and then the machine opens up and it starts playing sultry music, and now and then this uh, you know, this slim chinese gentleman starts rising slowly out of the washing machine.
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4582.880
it's i mean, i don't got it on my like exactly yeah, that's pretty much straight up. i hope it's for like just tied or something no gain. it's play. oh me or something like that something something weird and then in the in the comment thread there was there was a link to another chinese commercial that wasn't exactly racist it was just very strange
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4730.980
chat liked that commercial. do you have any other weird chinese commercials you want to talk about? i think there was actually like somebody linked a whole playlist but those are the only two i watched. oh okay. it's an ad for toothbrush. yeah it's a weird time man.
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5892.060
yeah, oh absolutely i can't stop. yeah if you're like calling to order like some chinese food you have to get up and walk. yeah, let me cordon off like a 15 foot area that i can just walk around in. yeah, i'm glad to hear that josh. sorry. i only do it sometimes, i don't do it all the time. if i'm in like a house with people sleeping and i need to make a phone call i'm gonna like make noise. i can't stop walking. here. what? can't stop walking here.
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