Quotes about “Chiblee She said”
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and she said, do you want the rest? and i said, no, i'll just throw it out. and then i ate like three forkfuls and then i said, okay, now i'll throw it out. now, why didn't i save it? because it's like half of the old burrito bowl. it's not as good the next day. no offense, chiblee, the guacamole turns brown. it's like a little less appetizing. just not a high quality leftover in my personal hierarchy, but it's kind of beside the point.
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i thought he radioed it in. he said command, command come in. we got a problem. hang on. let me take a peek in here. she's chill. say what? command, i got to go check this out. it's going to work, man. close it up. i don't even know why. i don't even care. i'm just going through the motions here. this is a bad day. sorry. sorry. i had bonus objectives, bro. i had bonus objectives. chiblee, hello? hello?
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with your whatevers and your damage and so on. okay, we need some damn econ. i went too deep. i remember what i was gonna say by the way. you said you learn anything from chiblee? no, dude, okay, so i was like super dad on saturday. i was with the baby all day. let me pause here so i don't get it twisted, okay? sunday, kate was like, i'll take the baby out for a nap. so she's, i had like two hours.
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no. a drunk day? a drunk teacher. oh, nah, but i had a teacher. i felt so bad about this. she started crying and she's like, stop calling me fat. and then like all the kids were like, what? was that a dead end down this way around or did you just turn around? i don't remember, man. i'm glad we could just let's go check it out, man. chiblee talked for longer than he's ever talked in the entire time that i've known him and cut out for a hundred percent of it except at the end when he said that was so sick.
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can i do the sponsored stream tomorrow?" and they said, yes, omg, please feel better. saved. saved. holy five head. it's a bit of a hipaa violation, but she gets to sleep. i can't believe i won a game of clank today. chiblee, you should play some clank. you would think like, oh, it's a board game. it's probably boring. but did you hear us? we were just doing like bane impressions and stuff like that. how many alarms do you set on your phone? i'm a four alarm andy.
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she's three stars, which means you get good animations. why are you playing this game if not for the animations, man? i want to see her drinking the tea, i want to see her stomping her high heeled boot and then winking to the camera. kate said you gotta run gold ship. is gold ship the one with the drop kick? i think it's chiblee's favorite. i can't do that to him. i honestly, i feel like i have not had a good mcqueen run and she's my best horse. but here's what i'm thinking, man. i think you just go mcqueen.
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she was like, your hearing's fine. and i was like, who would have thought? like, i think she knew. she was like, i see what you did there. and i was like, you are a gentle woman and a scholar. good ma'am, you have won the internet today. so it might work for you too. i don't know. rocker trump getting a hearing test. repeat after me. repeat after me, chiblee, kefefe. kefefe, chiblee. did they say kefefe? is that what they said? i heard kefefe. can you play that again?
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it might be too scary. yeah, i was thinking that because there's like villains and she doesn't really matter what the villain is doing. just the concept of there being an evil person is very hard for her to understand right now. i'll turn the volume down for you, sure. just a couple pips there. let's see what chiblee said.
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she said i sound better than chiblee. i said it's because i've been singing steely dan and she said no you sound better than chiblee. i was like that's so crazy. i'll have you know i'm american vietnamese chinese so you gotta chill on me bro. guy that has dry skin so when he ponders and scratches his chin he makes it snow. gross.
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i mean if you believe that or whatever i'm gonna gone crazy. yeah, pretend mine said hung crazy. yeah, see if i had more time to think about it. yeah wow, she's gonna win joke boat. i think i am i think i am i don't want to count my chicken, but i'm joining your chiblee grab your jake ass you'll love this next joke. how many parents does it take to change a light bulb? oh
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