Quotes about “Chess”
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829.260
this is the story that will illustrate the like you will know exactly what i was at 14 years old when i tell you this story i won the youth division of a local chess tournament yeah, my prize money was $60 and i immediately flipped that into tony hawk's pro skater for the playstation sue yeah and then i played that for probably like two or three hundred hours, so it's like a really good time investment. oh
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6818.660
i don't know how to feel about this. i've got a lot more of these lost runs ahead of me. it's basically like ludovico technique, but weird. i kind of dig it. for now. finally. i feel like there's way less guppy items in curse rooms these days. you know what item is forever in red chess? bob's curse. every red chess is now bob's curse forever. that's cool. explosive diarrhea. thank you very much for the subscription.
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9697.420
something would be kind of fun to do like an isaac trivia series where you just you load up a video that's like three quarters through a run and you're like this is me and you shoot for and then you ask people to identify every item and first to guess it wins something. yeah, it's like the chess puzzles. yeah, what? people read the newspaper ever i don't know
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839.300
oh, re rolled a wooden spoon. that hurts. could've had mom's key. wooden spoon's pretty good, man. it could've had mom's key though. yeah, well it's latch key, not mom's key. mom's key is great. latch key's okay. for some reason i can't remember what one mom's key is now. mom's key gives you like, much better chess. what does it look like? it looks like a big golden key oriented with the key at the top.
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1753.300
expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and
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8040.460
rob, you just followed the curve on that bomb. diagonal characters are pure strategy, man. everybody knows it. why, the bishop is the most strategic of all the chess pieces. you might not be lying. frankly, i don't know enough about chess to know if you're lying, so... i think the queen is like three cubits more strategic than the bishop. that seems right. that's a measurement of strategy. i don't know enough about qubits to disagree with that, so yeah.
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1746.440
that's what mantis says all the time. yeah. that's what i know about that game. always telling me blood bowls like chess. i don't remember any dice rolls in chess, my dog. is it dice rolly? it's extraordinarily dice rolly. that's the hook. what happens in it? does it take like a long time? it does, yeah. it's basically american football mixed with... d&d. not really. i was gonna say d&d, but it's... dude, i can reroll the floor again?! do it!
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862.340
that's what it's like, man. that's what chess is like. do you take store credit or do you take cancer trinket? definitely store credit by anything and then the cancer trinket. i don't have the option. i have to pick one or the other. you can't pick up store credit and go into the shop?
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6577.800
i'm gonna bring the zerg rush on his bow, if you know what i mean. i do know what you mean. alright, the matic is a pretty good thing to get. the matic is a terrible thing to waste. i got a great game for you, it's called chess. there we go. i can keep doing this all day. i got a great game for you, it's called cuneiform riding. i don't know what you just said. cuneiform. what is that?
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7478.600
i got rook, so it's like we're all the chess pieces so far. i'll be mute. i'll be sorry. that's fine. mute's pretty good. he's got x's on his knees. he does! he does have x's on his knees. your ex is gonna give it to you, so you shouldn't knee everybody in the face. those are they used to be cargo pants, but then his mom sewed those vinyl patches on to make them all. here's this m. le guy.
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2041.860
i want more content after the chess and stuff so i don't know. like, yeah, i don't know. even if it was like a true next floor where every room is literally a boss room instead of kind of just like we're filling rooms with bosses that don't have bars even and stuff. thank you for the 29 months in a row, beeps. jeez, why is my sub alert not going off again today? alright, cobalt.
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6842.520
my shoes go up. are they your, are they your nikes? your kicks? i hate this paypay motherfucker. i, i... get him! he kills me so many times. thank you cyanide chess for the sub! viewbot number 6969341.
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9357.860
please, just please put that thank you. alright, at least it's not another shutout. we know that already. nine seconds in. i saw it 35 meters in advance. whoops. this is like car chess, okay? all your moves at 14 moves in advance. that was like car bowling just there. ah! ah! i'm trying to body block. oh god! nope, that's... nope. there we go.
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