Quotes about “Chelsea”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸7⧸17]
- 6190.700 oh, jeff daniels. yeah, he does the voiceovers. daniel jeffs. before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jeff. do the slow go slide. he lives in a city in michigan called chelsea, and everyone there knows just not to bother him. so he just like is a normal dude thing. it's like a steve harvey situation. exactly. or like ryan letourneau in vancouver. he'll fire you. don't talk to him. hey, ryan, can you tell us a story about someone in class knowing that you're northern line? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸21⧸17]
- 10654.540 you either root for manchester united because you're like, they're really good. or they were really good. and they had david beckham. or you root for arsenal because they're not manchester united. right. or you root for chelsea because i started following football in 2008. right, right, right. or you root for tottenham because you go, i'm a hipster. i don't want to root for one of the big three. i'll take the fourth largest team in the league instead. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸6⧸17]
- 2552.080 we just ran out of time basically like. i was like, here's what was basically happening. i was i had offered like five or six locations at reasonable times and then my my expectations were like yeah uh like hey it's 5 a.m in chelsea what's within three blocks because we don't want to walk very far that is delicious food it's like i don't i don't Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸7⧸17]
- 8374.600 but a bottle is so much worse for some reason. they're not washing the glass. they even get the 10 cents back when they give it to them. they pretty much you're paying for location in that place because you're in like chelsea and there's like a balcony and there's the bartenders are in suits and the bouncers are in suits and a nice scarf and it's you know Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸12⧸18]
- 10636.720 some i forget what the science is a new word for me. i knew they were ungulates but come on talk show pre. are you there america? it's this female comedian and best selling author with a late night talk show on e chelsea who chelsea handler wow, right james joyce to read this playwrights works in the original language. that's a fan danish. they know they know norwegian playwright. oh Search ↗
they killed colonel mustard - Bits and Banter [08/03/2022]
- 6300.96 mint sauce? sure, i'll give you that one. chelsea buns. queen of puddings. what the hell is cullen skink, man? it's so good. what are you talking about? is that really what you call it? isn't it just, it looks like a seafood soup. why is it called cullen skink? i feel like most other cultures name their food after some Search ↗
he whipped out his _BLANK_ live on stream - Bits and Banter [12/01/2022]
- 3386.04 that's steven gerrard. this man can't be that good. he's playing for yokohama tires. it's like the kind of company that sponsors your little league team. he's not even playing for a big club like chelsea. it kind of looks like he just won a super smash brothers melee tournament. am i the only person who sees this? he probably won something less important, like, you know, the euro, whatever. too soon? it does look like it's a pop off. Search ↗
- 3447.72 i don't even get it man. this guy, he's not even that good. he's playing for samsung mobile? he's not even playing for a big club like chelsea? i'm gonna say you're from sweden. i'm gonna say you're from denmark. say you're from norway. i'm gonna pass. this is the tall guy from wolf parade kicking a soccer ball. i don't know who this is. he is pogging though dude. that is a great pog. i'm gonna say that you're from like greece. Search ↗
when k8 left for korea - Bits and Banter _01_18_2023_
- 7153.70 i will tell you something though. if you ever wanted to make a magazine that i would never buy in my entire life, just go to this, i mean any of these, but especially this one right here. hey, did you guys go see the, did you see the essay in the hollywood reporter magazine about ryan seacrest? there's a lot of interesting stuff going on in there. you're chelsea handler? oh, he's crazy! you're rachel maddow. you're conan o'brien? Search ↗